Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

"Don't think I dare not, my nickname is Hot Hand Destruction... ah!"

"Destroy what? My nickname is Iron Teeth Steel Teeth, haven't you heard of it?"

You Lin licked her lips, her expression is very charming now, I just stretched out my finger in front of her, and was bitten by her. There are two rows of teeth marks.

"What iron teeth and steel teeth?"

This person is really strange today. He is a little too active. This is normal. I can't believe that this is something You Lin can do when I kill him.

"This is the price you paid for pointing your finger at me. It's all sticking out to my mouth. If I don't bite, is it impossible to justify it?"

"How can there be such a statement!"

According to her theory, would she still kiss me if I just put my face in there?

"Then you want me to hug you?"

"Han your sister, you don't think my fingers are dirty!"

You Lin obviously misunderstood what I meant. From childhood to adulthood, only Xia Tong held my fingers, and the warm touch of fingers stirring in my mouth will never be forgotten in my life.

"No! When did I despise you?"

"Go! Go! Go! I can't say enough about you, so go ahead and arrest, don't talk nonsense..."

I now have a hunch that if I continue to chat with You Lin like this, the topic will definitely go to Siberia, and it's still the kind of topic that is not suitable for children, which is not good for my relationship with You Lin. comminicate.

……

The second manipulation, I don't know if it was because of the failure of the first attempt, but I didn't catch anything. When I saw the empty hook coming back, I couldn't even look at You Lin's expression.

If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't talk big. It's embarrassing now. It's clearly aimed at the suspender on the doll. Why can't it be hooked?

"Guanren, what about your skillful skills? Can't you show it to the slave family?"

You Lin's ability to observe words is so strong, it's impossible not to see my embarrassment right now.

This person must have done it on purpose. She just wanted to see me deflated. If it weren't for the fact that people are coming and going, I would definitely show her my "skilled skills"!

"The official's finger was just bitten by someone, this time doesn't count, come again next time..."

I turned my eyes to the hook again, and first threw the pot on You Lin. The finger-biting action was too exciting for a boy. I couldn't concentrate just now. No matter how I looked at it, it was all her fault.

right!It's all You Lin's fault, I'll be fine this time!

Take a few deep breaths, keep the same action as the first time, move the control handle gently and at a constant speed, and the corresponding clip also moves steadily above the doll.

This time, I deliberately circled the doll machine for half a circle, and after making sure that the position would not deviate, I touched the button at the end of the countdown, and watched the steel claw slowly descend, and hooked on the panda accurately. On the sling, it was easy to catch it.

"Here! There are only three things to do. You can catch whatever you want! I, Ye Xi, can't do anything except give birth to a baby!"

"Oh? Do you know how to function?!"

My arrogance hadn't lasted for three seconds, and the atmosphere fell silent in an instant. Compared with my current embarrassment, You Lin had a smirk expression on her face, biting her lip, I don't know how much effort it took. .

"Student You Xiaolin, it's really bad for you to be like this, how embarrassing am I? You will lose my friend..."

"Uncle~~"

Before You Lin could answer, the corner of her clothes was pulled by someone, and she turned around in a daze.

I will never forget the day when, at the age of 16, I was called uncle by a teenage girl!

goodbye uncle

"Uncle...are you calling me???"

It was clearly a sure thing, but I still had a glimmer of hope and wanted to struggle again.

I leaned down and asked the girl in front of me in a low voice. Now my body is shaking uncontrollably. I can imagine how much this sentence hit me.

"Well, what's wrong with uncle??"

"Pfft, hahahahahahaha~"

clap clap clap! !

Xiao Qi repeated another sentence, You Lin heard the words, she couldn't help but burst into laughter at the moment, she patted my back hard, reached out to wipe the tears from the corners of her eyes, both eyes couldn't open.

"Smile, laugh! I think what if this arrogant child calls your auntie later?!"

Resisting the embarrassment in her heart, she threatened You Lin viciously in her ear, and then continued to turn her attention to Xiao Qi in front of her.

As the saying goes, looks come from the heart. Her uncle, who is neither light nor heavy, is now like a big hammer hitting my glass heart. The glass shards shattered on the ground, and I can't pick it up.

For me, she is no longer that elf-like girl, she is a bear child through and through, there is no surprise in my heart, only full of helplessness...

"Sister, what are you laughing at??"

Perhaps You Lin laughed too wildly, which directly attracted Xiao Qi's full attention.

If the word that pops out of Xiaoqi's mouth is "Auntie", I won't be surprised at all, but why is it "Sister"?

clap clap clap! !

"Ye Xi...I...I can't do it...you uncle...uncle...hahahahahaha~~"

You Lin patted me on the back harder, and now she was laughing softly, her legs had no strength, so she could only wrap her arms around my arms and put her head on my shoulders, not paying any attention to the strangeness of the passing pedestrians. eyes.

"Uncle, what's wrong with my sister??"

Maybe You Lin's reaction was too exaggerated, so scared that Xiao Qi took two steps back unconsciously and looked at me with a look of help.

I swear!

If Xiao Qi was a boy, then I would definitely hold grudges now, but she is not, I can only be tolerant towards girls.

"Sister's brain is flooded, let's leave her alone! Little sister, what are you doing with your brother?"

She gave You Lin a ruthless look, bent down to keep a parallel line of sight with Xiao Qi, and deliberately used the accent on the word "brother", hoping that Xiao Qi could hear the subconsciousness in my words, and he would not have to change his words later. Everyone is embarrassed.

It's not that I'm boasting, I'm so fair, I don't look like an uncle, what the hell does this girl's eyes look like?

"Uncle! You're really good at fishing, can you help me catch one? I'm rich..."

Xiao Qi said and took out two or three steel pegs from her pocket, and then pointed to the doll machine behind her. This may be all her property, and now she is about to put the pocket in my hand.

As for the name I suggested to her, she didn't seem to notice what I meant at all. She focused entirely on the doll machine, and still called my uncle in her own way.

"Where's your sister?"

He stretched out his hand to take these steel shovels, and then stuffed them back into Xiao Qi's pocket as they were.

I just stayed here, one big and one small. Why did You Lin and I go fishing for a doll, and that sister disappeared. It must have been too big. People come and go in Xia's shopping mall. This is true. Aren't you afraid of losing this little seven? !

"Going to buy water, I don't want to go... I'm so tired..."

Looking in the direction of Xiaoqi's fingers, I saw the woman just now at a glance, and she has been watching us, just because I can't get out of the line now.

You Lin and her simply waved their hands on the side, and they used body language to tell her not to worry, and then the two of them focused their attention on Xiao Qi in front of her.

"Is that so? Then tell your sister, what do you want to catch?"

You Lin said before that she had no idea about Xiao Qi, but now she acts quite honestly. After she leaned down, she subconsciously touched Xiao Qi's head with her palm.

And Xiao Qi didn't mind the elder sister in front of her. She closed her eyes and enjoyed it for a while, then pulled You Lin and ran back to the doll machine just now.

"This one……"

"What? You like this too?"

"like!"

I kind of know why this little girl came to us, because now the one she is referring to is clearly the little panda I'm holding in my hand.

I simply played with it in my hand. Is this cheap red panda so attractive to girls? Why do all of them like it so much?

But think about it another way, don't many girls like boys with a little ruffianness? Now that this panda doll's expression is so cheap, it may be a little ruffian in the doll world...

"Hey, what kind of aesthetics do you all have?"

It's just that the ruffian is ruffian, I still can't help but sigh in a low voice.

This doll may be in line with You Lin's aesthetic, but it definitely doesn't match mine. No matter how you look at it, it has nothing to do with cuteness. Even if it is given to Xiaoxi, it will probably be disliked.

"Beautiful~girl~'s~judgment~beautiful! What do you know??"

He does not mean that……

My whispered sigh reached You Lin's ears, and the meaning of those words was completely different, and now it naturally provokes her dissatisfaction.

The palm restlessly caressed my arm, and then secretly exerted force, leaving her mark on me mercilessly.

"Yes! Yes! Yes! Beauty's aesthetics! Don't pinch it, okay? You big beauty, I beg you!"

For the sake of his body not to suffer any more, now he has no choice but to ask You Lin for mercy.

You Lin is a beautiful woman, and Xiao Qi is also a beautiful woman. Now they both like it, isn't that the beauty of beauty?

"It's almost the same~~ Little sister, is your name Xiao Qi?"

"Ok!"

"Then this is for you..."

You Lin reached out and took the doll from my hand, and handed it directly to Xiao Qi. Normally, I wouldn't say a word, but this time it was different. Xiao Qi grabbed the doll first, then bent down and squatted on the ground. She stood in front of her, and at the same time gestured to You Lin to take it easy. Afterwards, seeing You Lin's puzzled expression, she quickly spoke to comfort her.

"Wait a minute, there are still a few things to fix..."

It's not that I can't bear this doll, it's just that this little girl and I still have some things to solve before sending the doll.

"Little sister, do you really want this?"

"Hmm! I want it!"

Xiao Qi frantically nodded her head, her eyes kept swaying with my palm, and she never took her eyes off the little panda.

Seriously, I feel more and more like a human trafficker here abducting underage girls.

"Ye Xi, be reasonable, lolicon can't be here! Someone will call the police!"

You Lin probably thinks the same way, but now she has completely misinterpreted my meaning. This is the second time that I have been labeled as a lolicon. Do I really look so perverted?

"what are you thinking?"

She rolled her eyes at You Lin again, and turned her attention back to Xiao Qi. I haven't become that perverted yet, and now I'm really just a simple girl control.