Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

"Do you think I'm happy to come out with you? You won't beg me again in the future. When have you been so embarrassed when you grow up, my parents probably wouldn't dare to recognize me when they saw it."

women are stingy

Carrying the foam box on the way home, after digging the soil for several hours, I really have no strength to move heavy objects, so I have such an awkward look now, and let a girl from Jiang Chen carry the heaviest oven , and I followed behind with a "little white face".

"Wait when grandma asks you what to say?"

"I accidentally fell down the slope, and then you rescued me after all the hardships."

"Um……"

He let out a long sigh, his emotions a little complicated.

Although Jiang Chen emphatically mentioned "all kinds of difficulties and dangers" to flatter me, I will never forget the touch of that kick.

If she didn't do this kind of nonsense on the spur of the moment, we came back 800 years ago, how could we have fallen into such a "down and out" situation, I don't know where I thought it was a homeless man who was so dirty .

"Is it my illusion? How do you feel that you are disgusted by you?"

"I really dislike it, and I want to misunderstand my grandma for no reason. I came to take refuge, not to be treated as a scumbag by my grandma's cousin who is entangled with my girlfriend's cousin."

Jiang Chen's delusion should be why there is an idea that I don't dislike her, is it that I overestimate myself?

"Then why don't you tell her if you're afraid of misunderstanding? Anyway, there's more than one way to go after you enter the door. You've gone through a dirty past alone. No matter how she misunderstands, she won't be able to involve me. Then you say that you fell into the cesspool. It's all right!"

"………………Young... Can you think of my grandma?"

After a short silence, he sighed again. Jiang Chen just didn't know my grandma well enough, so he didn't have the feeling of "mountain rain is coming" in his heart.

But I'm different. I know my grandma too well, and now I can even think about it with my butt. When Jiang Chen and I walked in so embarrassedly, what kind of eyes would my grandma look at us.

Even if the "so-called reason" in Jiang Chen's mouth sounds reasonable at first glance, she accidentally fell to the bottom of the slope and I was a hero to save the beauty, but my grandma would never believe it so easily.

"Well, do you want to make a bet with me?"

"What are you gambling?"

"Just bet my grandma will stand at the door waiting for us, and the bet will be later, don't go too far!"

Reaching out to the locked door not far away, although everything seems to be normal now, I can guarantee that we will see our grandma waiting behind the door as soon as the door is opened.

But Jiang Chen didn't quite believe it, and instead showed a mocking expression that mocked me for "making a big fuss".

"Are you kidding me? You're overthinking your grandma, aren't you? It's been a few hours? It's too contrived to wait at the door anyway."

"Don't talk nonsense! Then do you dare to bet with me?"

"Just bet, but don't cry if you lose, I don't want to comfort you anymore."

"Young~~~~ I still need you to comfort me?"

Holding the foam box, he swayed open the door, and then moved out of the way as soon as possible, so that Jiang Chen could see the grandma who was sitting beside the door "knocking".

Demo, fight with me?Is the hair long?

……

"Grandma, why are you here?"

Instead of Jiang Chen asking a question, grandma looked up at us and seemed to be "surprised" by our presence, but she didn't pay much attention to it, and then she lowered her head and knocked on the edge of the door with a hammer.

"There is a sound at the door, I'll fix it."

"Then why don't grandpa come?"

"What can his eyes see at night?"

Grandma's reasons are well-founded. At first glance, people can't refute, but my grandfather's eyes are not bad. He has not even had presbyopia for so many years.

To fool Jiang Chen reluctantly, is it a bit too much to fool me?

Even if you take ten thousand steps back and say that grandpa's eyes are really not very good, just use a flashlight. The chores that require physical strength in this family have always been done by grandpa, and this has long been an unwritten rule.

Besides, I still have to say whether there is any noise in this door. If I open that door now, I am afraid there is a [-]% chance that my grandma will be exposed, but I don't need to do that. Grandma is just looking for a valid reason. It was the first time I saw Jiang Chen and I came back.

Compared with supervising us, I think Jiang Chen and I still prefer "meeting by chance".

"It's you...how did the two of you grill until now? And..."

Halfway through my words, my grandmother finally looked at Jiang Chen and I up and down.

Because of the digging, Jiang Chen and I are now covered in mud. If we were children, we could use nonsense to cover up the past, but Jiang Chen and I are almost adults. How can we play nonsense in the wild? I don't think it's an all-age thing.

"Ye Xi accidentally fell to the bottom of the slope, and I managed to get him up."

? ? ? ? ? ? ! ? ! ! !

"Is that all right?"

"It's okay, the waist is twisted, just lie down and rest for a while..."

He smiled awkwardly, and at the same time put his hands behind his back, and quietly pinched Jiang Chen.

This person actually played this game with me, and she dared not admit it when it was her own responsibility.

The reason she just got back on the way back has already alleviated her guilt. I can barely accept it. Who knows that now the style of painting has changed, and I have become the one who caused her trouble. How can this make sense?

"Why are you so careless? I thought you... I thought you were in danger, why don't you just call back?"

"The road on the mountain is difficult to walk, and we don't know where we are, so don't come to rescue me and put yourself in."

Grandma just paused, didn't she? ? ?

Grandma just paused, didn't she! ! !

If it weren't for the shame, I really wanted to ask my grandma what she thought Jiang Chen and I were doing on the mountain, "applaud for love" or "inherit the lineage", the former is for herself, the latter is for the family.

But Jiang Chen and I went out at that time, and when we counted the barbecue time, we came back at least three or four hours late. This was beyond the physiological limit of ordinary people. It was impossible for me to hug Jiang Chen and chat on the ground for a while. In the days of hours, the sage time of boys is really not that long.

"Your grandfather and I have lived here for decades and haven't been lost. Can I still get lost when I look for you?"

"Isn't that kind? Okay! Okay! Okay! I won't argue with you. I'm going to take a bath, and I'm sick to death."

He waved his hand and hurriedly took Jiang Chen away from this place of right and wrong, but before we could go far, my grandmother also carried her small bench and left there, which proved my guess from the side.

So I always say that there is a difference between the parents of boys and girls. If this scene is seen by Xia Tong... If Xia Tong saw it before, I would be pissed off, and the relationship between Jiang Chen and me would become unclear. .

If there is a chance in the future, I still have to explain it well. It’s better to let my mother speak for me, otherwise my relationship with my girlfriend’s cousin is ambiguous. It’s too exaggerated to spread out. What kind of image do I have in my grandma’s heart now?

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……

After taking a shower, I lay in the room for about ten minutes. The door was pulled open. From my perspective, it was Jiang Chen's upside-down face, and it was difficult to distinguish the expression.

"What's up?"

"Don't you have back pain? Have you put the plaster on?"

"No ah……"

"That's right, I'll post it for you, it's from your grandfather."

Jiang Chen didn't know where to take out a piece of plaster, and the fancy packaging looked old-fashioned.

"Don't! Is it a bit too inconsistent for me to put on plaster at my age?"

"You're not an idol, where do you get the burden of idols? There is no dog skin plaster now, and I want to stick it on your face in charge!"

Jiang Chen walked straight to me and forcibly turned me over regardless of my objection. Just as she tore open the package of the plaster, in addition to the smell of the plaster, I also smelled a dangerous aura.

"Are you being too polite to me?"

It is true that Jiang Chen has nothing to do with the fact that I fell, but such a low voice is not something that Jiang Chen can do. The normal operation should be to smash the plaster on my face and let me put it on myself, right?

"What? You don't like it?"

"It's not a question of whether you like it or not, it's a matter of getting used to it or not. What do you think... The weasel greets the chicken for the New Year, so what can it be good for... Oh woo! Pain! Pain! Pain! Stop pinching! Stop pinching! I apologize! sorry!"

The soft flesh around his waist was severely pinched by Jiang Chen and turned clockwise. I wouldn't believe it if it wasn't for my revenge for pinching her in front of my grandma just now.

Women are stingy, and Jiang Chen is no exception.

"It's not as complicated as you think, didn't I just lose the bet?"

"Wait! So what do you mean? It's too perfunctory to send me off?"

Jiang Chen is willing to admit defeat, I never doubt that.

Besides, the bet just now was just a casual talk in a winning situation, and I don't expect Jiang Chen to do anything, but she is a bit rude to do so. Is it possible that she is still worried that I am making excessive demands?

Now she actually uses this kind of thing as compensation. Does she think too highly of herself, and she is not the queen. What kind of favor is it to help me put a plaster?

"Then what do you want me to do?"

"Pinching your shoulders, beating your legs, and serving tea and water are the basics, right?"

She stretched out her thigh and gestured to Jiang Chen with her eyes, but when she picked up the water bottle on the table and unscrewed the cork on the water bottle, my leg was retracted without a word.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong! I got carried away..."

"By the way, thank you for digging the soil all afternoon. I dug for a while so I know how tired it is. Now, besides your waist, you shouldn't be able to lift your arms, right?"

"Um……"

Helplessly smiled, just when I wanted to use my other hand to massage, Jiang Chen took the lead and pulled my arm over, rubbing his hands together.

"You are this?"

"Isn't it "squeeze your shoulders and beat your legs" as you said?Just treat me as your favor. "

"Oh……"

It felt weird, but it was nice to be served.

He wanted to just fall on Jiang Chen's lap, but after weighing the consequences in his heart, he felt that he had no life to enjoy. He found an open space and was about to fall when a shadow flashed past the door.

"Jiang Chen... When are you leaving?"

"Right now, wait for someone to pick me up, I've already called."

"Then can you promise me one thing, let's change the bet to a new line?"

"what???"

"It's just an effort for you, when I trouble you to leave..."