Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

"How do you dig this? It's a stone and not a shovel, and there's not even a point of leverage on it..."

"No matter how you dig, you have to dig. You mustn't bother your grandparents, and you don't need to dig so luxuriously. Just rush up with a slight slope. The two of us can dig very quickly!"

never come out with you again

Facts have proved that Jiang Chen is right. The stone is not comparable to a shovel in the matter of "digging soil". If you insist, "picking the soil" is actually more appropriate. This is a large toothpick.

When the sun was overhead, I comforted Jiang Chen and said: Although the tools are inconvenient, the good thing is that the pit is not particularly deep. It is the height of the two of us combined. Considering that the first step is to step out, the last step It is also stepped out, so the place we need to dig is only a little bit in the middle.

When the sun shifted a little to the west, I comforted Jiang Chen and said: This tool is really inconvenient, and the soil and stones are especially difficult to dig, but we have already dug a hole. Go down, and then just dig a slope along this hole, and victory is in sight.

When the sun shifted to the west by a moderate degree, I comforted Jiang Chen and said: Although our movements are getting slower and slower, the slope we dug out has begun to take shape, and even children can climb it, but we still can't climb it. go up?If you are tired, you can rest for a while...

When the sun shifted significantly to the west, I comforted Jiang Chen and said, "Why don't I sing you a song, or you can sing it for me, do you want to hear Andy Lau or Aaron Kwok?"I don't know how to sing anyway, so I'll sing Pleasant Goat for you.

By the time the sun completely set in the west, Jiang Chen and I had no strength to talk anymore, this damn stone can't be considered a tool at all, the ape-man still needs to be polished!Whenever I have a glove, I dig ten times faster than I do now.

Besides, the cold air in the mountains is still very heavy this season. Before the sun has completely set, the cold air is piercing the bones from all directions, as if it is freezing blood into icicles. I will pay it back when the sun goes down. have to?

Jiang Chen and I went out in the morning, originally thinking of coming to the mountain for barbecue, and we should go home after noon. Who would have thought that we would go out without even wearing a coat.

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"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

"It's better than digging by hand, right? And most of the time I'm digging by myself. Why are you so anxious?"

I can understand Jiang Chen's irritability. Now the waving of his arms has become habitual, but if he digs with his hands, I am afraid that he will be scarred in a few minutes.

It's not an earthquake. Time is racing. Jiang Chen and I have plenty of time, so let's dig it first. If it doesn't work, I'll dig the last part with my hands.

"Tired...and hungry...and cold...and still smelly...what do you say I'm anxious?"

"Then think about who caused this situation and trap me here. Don't you feel any guilt in your heart?"

She communicated with Jiang Chen calmly. Now the primary and secondary relationship must be clearly distinguished. First, let her feel guilty and let her subconsciously assume the identity of the bad guy, so as not to deny the account later.

"Ye Xi! We have a debt and a debt. If you hadn't kicked me for no reason that day, I wouldn't have thought of revenge."

"It makes sense, but if you hadn't plotted against me, I wouldn't have kicked you for no reason..."

I've seen people throw the pot, but I've never seen one like Jiang Chen.

Really, this is how Jiang Chen and I knew each other. Otherwise, if you just change to a stranger, I won't listen to her explanation. The first thing I do after I fall down must be to punch her first, and tell the difference.

"But if you're not Xiaotong's boyfriend, I won't count on you."

"But if...if...if..."

MD!

Inexplicably, Jiang Chen was led into a dead end. Jiang Chen really has no responsibility for this causal relationship. It's the fault of me and Xia Tong falling in love in the end.

"Are you speechless now?"

"Why do you care so much like a bitch?"

thump————

"I was originally a bitch, do you want to die?!"

"Well!!!"

After becoming annoyed, he scolded Jiang Chen fiercely, but the next second he received a powerful attack on his abdomen, and his legs couldn't help falling to the ground.

I should thank Jiang Chen for not kicking his crotch, otherwise I should be dead in the future.

"Or...let's...let's do it...you can see if...you can rush up..."

"Apologize, or I'll pull you after you go up!"

Even though I had fallen to the ground in pain, Jiang Chen still didn't intend to let me go. After squatting down, he patted my cheek very shyly. Now he looks like a slutty young man who molested a big girl.

Then I have no reason to continue acting. I got up and patted the dust on my buttocks. Although it was meaningless, at least I would like to express my respect for Jiang Chen.

"Sir Jiang Chen, I'm sorry, I was wrong, do you want me to kowtow to you again???"

"No! Bad luck! You should pray now that I can rush up..."

Jiang Chen leaned to the edge of the pothole, took a deep breath, and rushed up the slope that the two of us dug up.

But the deeper the soil, the softer it was. After Jiang Chen stepped on the slope, it collapsed again before Jiang Chen could be sent out.

"Did you use all your strength? Just now I felt that I was only a little short. As long as the speed is fast enough, I can rush up the slope when I don't pay attention!"

"While your sister doesn't pay attention! If I use all my strength, you'll know if you try it? How can I use the force when I'm soft?"

"I can't be a guinea pig with low back pain."

"Then you are talking too much. What's the difference between a boy's broken waist and a waste? If you step on it, you will sink in, and you won't have any strength at all."

"..."

I won't delve into the meaning of Jiang Chen's mockery of me. If I hadn't heard it with my own ears, I would never have believed that such words could come out of Jiang Chen's mouth.

"Forget it! Then wait for me to repair it again. It's still too steep after you stepped on it. You have to dig out another piece. You can sit by the side and rest, and I will dig the rest slowly~~~"

After I made such a gesture, Jiang Chen put on a ghostly expression.

"What? The sun came out in the west? Why didn't you squeeze me?"

"I've never squeezed you, and you didn't just rest!"

The efficiency of the stone is so low. If Jiang Chen didn't help me dig a little at the beginning, I would have to dig until the night.

As for why I don't need Jiang Chen's help now, it's not because I feel bad for her, but the real reason is—

"This place is so big, and the efficiency of two people's digging is not as good as that of one person. Please don't get in my way... ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, sorry! Sorry!

At the moment when I was telling the truth, the soft flesh under my arm was grabbed by Jiang Chen, and the severe pain seemed to pull a few hairs down from me, which was too much.

"A wounded person is so arrogant, can you beat me now? Who is holding back who? Why don't you do it next time as a guinea pig?"

"I do what I do..."

Jiang Chen should be thankful that it is me who is with her now.

This is to be replaced by a man who is full of courage, Jiang Chen dares to be so provocative, to ensure that she is pregnant when she climbs out.

"Quickly go to the side to save your strength and wait for another flush. I'm tired, hungry, cold and my arms are sore. I'm not very confident to pull you out."

Jiang Chen and I ate that little thing in the morning, and it was exhausted on the road of seven detours. Now the two of us have not eaten for more than five or six hours.

When the body feels cold, it will automatically burn fat to keep out the cold, but Jiang Chen and I are both thin and tall, how can there be so much fat to burn?

"..."

"I asked you to sit next to me, isn't it too dirty to sit here?"

Every time I picked up the soil, it splashed around me, making Jiang Chen's clothes all over the place, and a lot of them even got in through the neckline.

"Am I still qualified to be dirty? I don't know what grandma will think when I go back."

"What else could she think, she must have thought that the two of us were hugging and rolling on the ground... Oh! Pain! Pain! Pain! You violent girl! Isn't your mother very gentle? Whose inherited this character?"

"I want you to take care of it?!"

The lumbar spine was beaten by Jiang Chen again, but I was only telling the truth.

There are no wolves on this mountain. If grandma wanted to see Jiang Chen and me like this, she would definitely not think that Jiang Chen and I were in danger. She would definitely think that Jiang Chen and I were too emotional and could not control it for a while, and then the clothes were on the ground. Dirty pads.

"When you go back, let's look for a pair of plaster stickers."

"Huh? Oh..."

The technique behind the waist suddenly became gentle, and I understood why Jiang Chen insisted on sitting next to me.

"Then you have to go back first~"

Although many accidents happened today, I also accidentally saw a different side of Jiang Chen.

Is it a loss?

It doesn't seem too bad.

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"Okay! I'll rush up this time!"

With his back against the pit wall, he accelerated a little, and he stepped up easily under the male motor nerves.

"Come on, it's your turn."

When Jiang Chen rushed over to me, I grabbed her outstretched arm with one hand, while the other hand slammed into the stone on the ground.

"Don't let go!"

"one……"

"two……"

"three!!!"

"Come up to me!"

"Huhu...huhu...huhu..."

After Jiang Chen came up, exhausted, I still grabbed her hand and fell to the ground, gasping for breath, my arm was completely scrapped, and Jiang Chen maintained the posture of holding me and was also panting.

"Huhu... Ye... Ye Xi... Huhu... Later..."

"Wait! Wait! Wait! Jiang... Jiang Chen! You can't breathe like this... Don't chant my name while panting."

Doesn't Jiang Chen feel that the atmosphere is very strange now?

An atmosphere of love between the hero and heroine lying on the bed after the incident in an island country action movie.

"Are you going to die? Hahaha..."

I don't know what Jiang Chen is laughing at. I'm obviously too tired, but my mood is indeed a lot easier, and I laugh along with her unconsciously.

"Next time, I won't come out with you again. I almost roasted myself in a roast. Xia Tong is more worry-free than you!"