I Don't Want to Be Licked by Girls Anymore

"Because I'm happy."

Xie Chan replied with a grin.

Xie Lingyun choked for a moment and didn't speak again.

Xie Can signaled Qin Huaiyu to step aside, he wanted to continue working, and he didn't want to return to the patriarchal position when he was born into this world, but he must not be assimilated, so the sign of equality between men and women must be played out, even if he wants to in the future Assimilation also binds oneself because of what one has said.

Therefore, he has more selfishness in this video.

Qin Huaiyu is a little confused, Xie Can's character is really a bit like his father's, he doesn't compromise on the strength of women, in order not to be arranged by his family to marry, he went to join the army, and then went to start a business.

"Shouldn't the elementary school students also use the self-media to make the first pot of gold, and then go to start their own business?"

Qin Huaiyu looked at Xie Can who was concentrating on writing the copy, and felt a little scared in his heart.

Now she can pester Xie Can in the name of business affairs. When Xie Can starts his own business, how can she pester him?Ninety-nine percent of Xie Can's personality would not rely on her family's contacts, and would stay far away from her.

"Let him pull me into the gang." Qin Huaiyu thought to himself.

"Aren't you all bored?"

After writing for a while, Xie Can found that Little Lolita, his sister, and Qin Huaiyu were all staring at him, so he turned his head and asked.

"not boring."

The three replied in unison, and then looked at each other tacitly.

"Let me tell you a story."

Xie Can said while typing: "A friend complained to me that she was cheated, so I asked her how it feels to be cheated."

"Get rid of the third party." Little Loli said viciously with a knife in her hand.

"You are poisonous." Xie Can glanced at the little loli with a dumbfounded smile and said, "She replied, it's the same as when you pierce a tissue with your fingers when you wipe your butt after going to the toilet. When I touched it, it was so disgusting that I would die."

For a moment, the faces of the three of them were very strange. This is not a joke, it is clearly a satire on those emotional scum.

"I just said, if your boyfriend told you in advance." Xie Can continued.

"I didn't tell you in advance." Xie Lingyun interjected.

"That's what she answered, she still shits in front of me, do you want to disgust me to death?" Xie Can said with a chuckle, "I'm just saying that you obviously don't love him, and you don't even like the shit of your beloved. If you can’t eat it, how can you say you like him.”

"Primary school brother, can you stop destroying your image in my heart?" Qin Huaiyu finally couldn't help it, she suspected that Xie Can was deliberately disgusting her.

"I'm not done yet."

Xie Can's smile became more unscrupulous: "She just said, if you have the ability, you can eat one and show me, and then I will let her pull it on the spot."

The audience fell silent for a while, Xie Lingyun, Qin Huaiyu, and Xiao Luoli stared at Xie Can in a daze.

"Who is pitiful, who is ridiculous?" Xie Can stopped typing: "Men and women, no one is weak, and I like to call someone bad when I don't find my own advantages. I think this truth should be shared. What do you think? "

"That's right!" Xie Lingyun hurriedly agreed, she felt that her brother was a little crazy.

"My sister still understands me." Xie Can said with a gratified smile.

Xie Lingyun laughed, but she felt uneasy in her heart. Xie Can seemed to be implying something, which made her feel very uncomfortable.

"Primary school brother, you won't really let me eat your shit, will you?" Qin Huaiyu asked suddenly.

'puff! '

Xie Can looked at Qin Huaiyu in shock. How could such a smart child ask such a mentally retarded question? He seriously suspected that Qin Huaiyu was possessed by a time traveler.

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PS: The fourth update~~I'm going to work harder!

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At noon, after lunch, Xie Can knew Qin Huaiyu's reason for coming, and now this guy is trying his best to find an opportunity to meet him.

"The crusade against you has already begun on the Internet, and many colleagues have questioned why you, a rookie coser, need [-] yuan for a single dance."

After eating, Qin Huaiyu held tea, leaned comfortably on the sofa, looked at Xie Can with narrowed eyes and said.

"You guys are so efficient."

Xie Can was also sitting comfortably on the sofa, holding a cup of lung-clearing tea. Recently, he felt that his throat was congested, and his sister often made this thing.

"Isn't this impossible?"

Qin Huaiyu touched Xie Can's calf with his foot: "If you don't hurry up, you will be snatched away."

"Shi Yu, kick her." Xie Can said lightly.

Little Lolita kicked Qin Huaiyu's ankle, then hurriedly ran to Xie Can's side to hide.

Qin Huaiyu didn't mind either. He patted his trouser legs and said with a smile, "Xiao Can, there may be many people scolding you. Are you okay?"

"You can just scold me, I don't play Weibo." Xie Can looked indifferent.

The Internet is the most chaotic place. You have no idea whether the person sitting in front of the computer and typing on the keyboard is a human or a dog. Isn’t there a saying that the reason for setting up a “wall” in China is not to fear that netizens will see the news, but to fear those The guy with an underdeveloped brain went to harm other foreign netizens.

Although this is a joke, the domestic network environment is indeed very worrisome, with trolls, marketing accounts, little pinks that explode at the first touch, Jingri, Jingjing, etc.

Xie Can is also a person who has done self-media at any rate. He has a clear understanding of the nature of the Internet. He acts carefully, behaves generously, controls his own mouth, and follows the policy.