I Don't Want to Be Licked by Girls Anymore

Xie Can wrote this for three hours, until the guests came.

"Sister, you really came here diligently."

Xie Lingyun's voice came from outside the door, and little loli turned her head to look, only to see Qin Huaiyu holding fruit and greeting her eldest sister.

The girl pursed her lips, and silently pulled Xie Can down.

"Eh?"

"Big Brother, Sister Qin is here." Little Lolita pointed to the copywriting on the table and said, "Maybe she can give you some advice."

Xie Can froze for a moment, then turned to look at what he had written, could there be any problem in it?

"Brother, you are too subjective. Girls don't necessarily like sensible boys, nor do they necessarily hate delicate boys." Little Loli explained with a smile.

"How do you say that?"

Xie Can looked at Ruan Shiyu in surprise. He analyzed it from the perspective of a woman in this world from his own perspective in the patriarchal world, so it should be very appropriate.

"I think falling in love is finding someone who is compatible with me, like me! I just want to find a partner who can make me feel at ease and happy." Little Loli said seriously.

"You little brat thinks so far." Xie Can knocked on Lolita's head, and shouted out the door: "Senior sister, come here, let's talk."

Qin Huaiyu, who was being courteous to Xie Lingyun, rushed in as if she had been spat with chicken blood, and the girl looked at Xie Can with a flowery smile, like that!Compared with a husky whose name is called.

"Senior sister, this is the first draft I wrote, you can see what's wrong." Xie Can stepped aside and pointed at the computer screen.

Qin Huaiyu sat down, stared at it for a while, and after reading everything without missing a word, she clapped her hands and said, "Well written."

"Big sister, don't be hypocritical." Ruan Shiyu said shaking her head.

"It's really well written." Qin Huaiyu laughed and said, "At least most of the straight women think this way, and there are the most straight women in Two-dimensional. This article will definitely be regarded as a classic by those straight women."

Xie Can was silent, and little Lolita couldn't help laughing.

"What's the matter?" Qin Huaiyu asked puzzled seeing that his sincere praise did not make Xie Can happy.

"I intend to complain about it as a social topic." Xie Can said embarrassingly.

"Social topics..." Qin Huaiyu froze for a moment, then frowned and said, "That's a bit too one-sided, and it requires a serious and heavy description, which doesn't match your program."

"I know, but I want to dig into the core." Xie Can raised his finger and said, "Why are many girls single now, because they always hear that the boyfriends of their friends are cheating, or how troublesome boys are. Boys care about how much they care about, love costs money, etc., so they have a sense of fear in their hearts."

"It's a fact. It's money for two people to go out on a date. Boys have to buy clothes when they go shopping, right?" Qin Huaiyu asked bluntly: "And try to improve yourself, make yourself better, and pursue men. That’s right. Birds have to dance to see who dances the best when they mate. Humans are animals too. It’s only natural to try to become an elite to get the right to mate.”

Xie Can was dumbfounded, he found that Qin Huaiyu seemed to have completely misinterpreted his meaning.

"I'm not complaining about this. The core of what I want to complain about is that in fact, men should not think about choosing, but should match and fit. Love is not a transaction, and the maintenance of marriage should not rely on external things. So you understand Is it?" Xie Can helplessly explained.

Qin Huaiyu blinked, stared blankly at Xie Can for a while, and then laughed uncontrollably: "I didn't realize that the elementary school boy has such a pure view of love."

"This is not innocence. It should be everyone's right to yearn for beauty, instead of being placed in a high place and telling everyone to learn to compromise. That beauty is nothing and you can't get it." Xie Can spread his hands Said: "If a person has no dreams, what is the difference with a salted fish?"

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PS: Let me give you some popular science on how to find a girlfriend~!The third update~!

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Ruan Shiyu looked at Xie Can and Qin Huaiyu who were facing each other, blinked, and obediently chose to remain silent.

Outside the door, Xie Lingyun also came in. She thought that the senior sister was arguing with her younger brother, but when she heard the topic, she became interested.

"Primary school brother, let me tell you the truth, I have never experienced a life without money, but I have dealt with many classmates in school in the past few years. Although money is not everything, but having no money will only make girls feel inferior, because they Materially, I can’t even satisfy myself, let alone satisfy the other half.”

Qin Huaiyu said earnestly: "Of course you have to have a dream, but you also have to recognize the reality. Your reasoning doesn't make sense."

"Who can't make sense, why should girls pay, but boys can't?"

Xie Can directly exposed his true thoughts: "I like you, and you like me. If you simply give more than anyone else, the relationship will collapse sooner or later. What maintains the relationship is the love between the two. If both parties are poor, then they will be poor." In love, one party understands the other party if the conditions are good, girls do not accept help from boys because of their unwarranted dignity, and boys refuse to help girls because of unwarranted weakness, who stipulated this?"

For a while, the room was quiet. The saying that big women are indomitable has been circulating for a hundred years, and the saying that men and women are equal has only been circulating for decades. Western countries have achieved a good balance in terms of gender, but Eastern countries are basically women strong and men weak.

Xie Can's call for equality between men and women is a bit unconventional.

"Primary school brother, don't do it." Qin Huaiyu said cautiously: "If you do this, you will be hung up by the patriarchy and feminism."

"I'm afraid of a hammer, let them come, just a bunch of monsters, misleading others on the social networking platform, what era is it now, I hate black people, but I am also a human rightsist, black people die, but I still think that human beings should be equal. "

Xie Can said in a sonorous tone.

"Brother, you are racially discriminatory." Little Lolita reminded her intimately.

"Is this racism? Don't talk to children if they don't understand." Xie Can said confidently.

Qin Huaiyu sighed with his forehead supported. The second issue had already had enough hot spots. Lin Xiaoxiao's real gender was revealed, and male power made complaints about it. Now she added a gender equality. She felt that the second issue might become Xiaocan's complaints. A milestone for yo.

"Okay, but I think you should find more jokes, male-vs-vs, female-vs-vs, to enhance the exaggeration effect of the show." Qin Huaiyu pondered for a while and said, "In short, try to achieve a balance."

"So there is nothing wrong with my copywriting." Xie Can raised his eyebrows, his common sense has been very comprehensive after this period of supplementary lessons, so the copywriting will not be the same as last time.

"Okay, little brother, please do your best." Qin Huaiyu was convinced. Anyway, Xie Can knew better about the self-media than she did. As long as she didn't touch too sensitive things, she wouldn't insist on objecting.

"Senior sister, you are my investor, so I explain so much to you. The important thing is to have a clear theme. You need to make people feel your sincerity. The content must be well-founded, not just fabricated."

Xie Can said slowly: "We-media is a very simple and very complicated industry, because the content will be quantitatively increased or decreased according to the theme."

"Xiao Can, why are you so insisting on equality between men and women?" Xie Lingyun couldn't help asking, "How many years have you been shouting this slogan?"