The Former Wife Came to the Door

The two drank several cups in a short while, it can be said that the host and guest had a good time, until Cao Cao was drunk, a few servants came forward to help him back to the house.

Li Hui was also drunk, lay down on Diao Jing who was next to him, and said vaguely: "Honey, I'm drunk and I can't walk, please help me back."

"Puchi! Come on!" Diao Jing giggled, "Want to pretend to be drunk and eat my tofu? How can it be so easy to get drunk with wine that is less than [-] degrees? Don't pretend to be too fake, just stand up and walk by yourself."

"Wow, it's not cute for a woman to be so smart!" After Li Hui said this, he fell to the ground with a thud.

Diao Jing sweated profusely: "Huh? Are you really drunk?" She squatted down and rolled Li Hui's eyelids, and found that his eyeballs were still motionless, and he looked really drunk.She couldn't help being angry and funny, and it took her a while to realize that Li Hui knew that pretending to be drunk could not fool her, so he just got really drunk!

"In order for me to help you, you have worked hard! But, you are so drunk that you are unconscious, even if I help you, you can't feel it!" Diao Jing sighed: "Idiot."

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PS: Come on, read with me: In this world, the father-in-law is the most handsome!none of them!

PS: I recommend a novel "How to Cultivate an Erogue Goddess". This story tells the story that the protagonist accidentally unblocks a goddess, and then is kissed and sucked dry by the goddess to become a girl. So involved in big trouble, while resisting the enemy while avoiding the harassment of the goddess, Li Zi couldn't help but burst into tears. "Unfortunate!!"

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In the troubled times of the Three Kingdoms, the situation is changing!The pace is fast!

After a few days of leisurely life, the Yellow Turban thief suddenly became noisy again.

The Yellow Turban Army He Yi, Liu Pi, Huang Shao, and He Man in Runan County (now southwest of Shangcai, Henan Province) and Yingchuan County (now Yuxian County, Henan Province) each entangled tens of thousands of people and gave Cao Cao a mess. come over.

Of course, these scumbags are not enough, they can only level A, and they can't even release a skill.

Cao Cao really didn't take them seriously, he gathered the military generals who were still staying in Chenliu, gathered in the military conference hall, and said with a smile: "There are yellow scarf bandits making trouble recently, how many of them are willing to take the initiative to take on the task of suppressing bandits?" blame?"

Xiahoudun is not here at this time, he is going to prepare to welcome Emperor Xian, otherwise he will definitely be the first to jump out and ask for Ying.

Xia Houyuan raised his hand: "The last general is willing to go!"

Cao Ren also raised his hand: "I am willing to go even if I am not a general! I will definitely kill all the yellow scarf thieves."

Cao Cao smiled and said, "Okay, I don't worry if you go! Suppress these thieves and don't let them come out to make trouble again."

"Wow, do you want to kill them all? Isn't that a little too cruel?" Diao Jing quietly tugged on Li Hui's sleeve behind him: "Although the yellow scarf thief is a thief in name, he can't survive in reality. Ordinary people who are forced to rebel? Shall we... save them?"

Li Hui said in a low voice: "What about the tens of thousands of people, what are we going to feed them after we rescue them? With our family background, we can't support so many people, right?"

Diao Jing thought for a while, then sadly said: "This...is true!"

Seeing her sad appearance, Li Hui smiled and said: "Don't be depressed, since you have said that you want to save them, I will certainly do something about it. It is my husband's duty to satisfy my wife's request. I also volunteered to suppress them." Bandits, even if we can't save them all, at least try to prevent them from killing people, and save as much as possible."

Diao Jing smiled sweetly: "Then thank you very much."

"Wow, thank you for what I did? It's too weird." Li Hui said with a smile: "Don't be so polite, come on, tell me in a sweet voice, my husband is so kind."

"No!" Diao Jing turned her back.

Seeing her thin skin, Li Hui had no choice but to give up flirting temporarily, raised his hand with a smile and said, "Meng De, let me go this time to suppress the bandits."

At this time, Cao Cao was handing over the token for dispatching troops to Xia Houyuan and Cao Ren.Hearing Li Hui's words, Cao Ren turned his head and smiled, "How can you use a sledgehammer to kill a chicken? I'm afraid it's not very good to deal with a few yellow scarf thieves. I'm going to deal with a scum like Cao Ren. enough."

Li Hui also can't openly steal other people's business, that would attract people's resentment, and said with a smile: "Brother Cao Ren, don't worry, I'm not going to take your credit, I've just been idle in Fugou for a while, and I want to go out to relax... How about that?" , I will follow you to see, I don't do anything, is that okay?"

"Is that so? That's fine!" Cao Ren was speechless.

At that moment, Cao Ren and Xia Houyuan went home to summon their trilogy, but Li Hui didn't bother to go back to Fugou to summon their trilogy. In case a few really died, I always feel a little sorry.Modern people are far superior to the ancients in terms of "humanity". Few modern people can calmly send a group of soldiers loyal to themselves to the battlefield to die!

A few days later, Cao Ren and Xia Houyuan finished their army. They each took a thousand pieces, took Cao Cao's token to recruit [-] miscellaneous soldiers, and set off towards the place where the Yellow Turbans were making trouble.Li Hui, Diao Jing, Zhang Liao, and two lolis were also in the army.

Li Hui found that marching with others was much more comfortable than marching by himself!If Li Hui didn't take out the Three Lives Orb, he wouldn't even know how to set up a camp, his eyes would be darkened, so if he led his troops to go out, most of the time he would simply lie down in a ravine and settle down. , It can be said that there is no organization and no discipline to the extreme.

But Xia Houyuan and Cao Ren were experts in marching and fighting. They were familiar with arranging marches and setting up camps.

Yingchuan County is coming soon...

When he arrived at the place, Li Hui discovered that the city of Yingchuan County had fallen into the hands of the Yellow Turban Bandits. A large yellow flag was flying above the city. There is a "Liu" character, which is embroidered crookedly and out of shape. It must have been embroidered by a healthy country woman with thick hands and big feet.

Under the yellow flag, on the city wall, there is a row of people tied up. Look at one of them, wearing the clothes of a sheriff, it should be the sheriff of Yingchuan County. Next to him are officials in various official uniforms, and there are also generals in armor. Behind these hostages stood a large mess of miscellaneous soldiers. Their equipment was chaotic and non-standard. The only uniform thing was that they all wore a yellow turban on their heads.

It seems that all the civil and military officials in Yingchuan County were captured alive by the Yellow Turban Bandits.

Xia Houyuan spread out the army under the city, lined up five hundred scolding hands, and cursed at the top of the city: "Which yellow scarf thief is in the city?"

An extremely ugly man poked his head out from the city wall and said with a big laugh, "The Yellow Turban Qu is handsome, Liu Pi!"

Xia Houyuan shouted: "The yellow scarf bandit should be so arrogant, quickly hand over the city!"

Liu Pi let out a strange laugh. There were fifteen thousand yellow scarf thieves under his command. Seeing that the Cao army in the city was only about seven or eight thousand, he didn't take it seriously at all. He said with a smile: "See these guys on the top of the city Have you asked Cao Cao to prepare grain for redemption! Let me figure it out, um, this county magistrate, count as one thousand dans of grain, and this county magistrate, is two thousand dans of grain not too much?" He walked away from the officials one by one However, everyone is talking nonsense about the price.

It wasn't until he stood in front of the last hostage that he stopped, scratched his head and said, "This guy's clothes are a bit strange. Hey, left and right, do you know what official position this guy is in?"

After he said this, everyone's attention turned to the last person, and they saw that the hostage was wearing very gorgeous clothes. At first glance, he was no ordinary person, he was definitely a high-ranking official!A very high-ranking official, but when the official position is too high, the yellow scarf thieves have limited knowledge, so they don't know each other, and they stare at each other.

Xia Houyuan looked over from a distance, but couldn't see the man's face clearly, only saw the man's clothes clearly, he couldn't help gasping, and sweated, "Eh? That's a state shepherd's costume!"

Cao Ren sweated profusely and said, "Impossible! Apart from our family's Squint Eyes who has just been conferred the title of Yanzhou Shepherd in Yanzhou, how can there be a second State Shepherd?"

"The state shepherd?" Li Hui next to him couldn't help being amused: "How could it be the state shepherd?" He stretched his head to see the man's face, but unfortunately he was too far away to see clearly, and there is no telescope these days. It's a little embarrassing.

Liu Pi turned left and right around the man, but he couldn't recognize what kind of clothes it was. Suddenly, he heard five hundred cursers from the Cao army in the city shout together: "Liu Pi, where did you catch a fake state shepherd?"