The Former Wife Came to the Door

"Huh? What I caught is Zhou Mu?" Liu Pi suddenly woke up, sweating profusely, "Could it be? I caught Cao Cao, Yanzhou Mu? Hahahaha! I got rich! I caught Cao Cao. With one hand on his hip and one finger pointing at the city, he laughed and said, "Your lord Cao Cao has been captured alive by me. What else can I say? Quickly prepare 50 dans of food to replace him, or I will give him a white knife." In, the red knife out."

"Are you stupid?" Xia Houyuan sneered and said, "My lord is well in Chenliu, how could he come to Yingchuan for you to catch? This Zhou Mu must be a fake, you can kill him."

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?" Liu Pi's mind was a bit blocked, he kicked the person in front of him: "Who the hell are you? Are you Cao Cao?"

"Me?" The man who was tied up by five flowers actually protested: "How could I be the guy who was raised by the eunuch Cao A? Look at my eyes, I have a pair of domineering and majestic red phoenix eyes! I am like Cao Cao Are you squinting? I have four generations of his ancestors, and there are three provincial cadres... Listen to me, I will not change my surname, I will not change my name, Yuan Mu is also! I advise you not to touch me, Otherwise, I'll make a phone call and dozens of tanks will run over you."

"Damn mentally retarded, nonsense." Liu Pi kicked Yuan Mu over, and then yelled at the city: "This guy said his name is Yuan Mu, don't deceive me that I don't understand officialdom, tell me honestly, this guy is Which state's state pastor? I'm going to detain him to blackmail his subordinates."

Xia Houyuan and Cao Ren looked at each other and said at the same time, "Yuan Mu, I've never heard of this name before!"

"Hey!" Li Hui who was next to him suddenly came over, and clapped his hands on the shoulders of the two of them: "I said two brothers, I know this Yuan Mu."

"Huh? General Lu actually knows this person?" Xia Houyuan and Cao Ren were amazed.

Li Hui said in a low voice: "This guy is a singer from a grass theater troupe, and he is wearing a costume that imitates the style of a state shepherd! Brother, when I was in distress in Xuzhou, I saw him act in the countryside, so I recognized him. "

"Oh, so it is!" Xia Houyuan and Cao Ren suddenly realized: "It turns out that he is a low-level actor, so it is useless, so ignore him."

"Well, we got to know each other for a while, it's finally destined!" Li Hui smiled and said, "I'd better save him, the two generals leave the scene to me, and I'll go to negotiate with Liu Pi."

"Okay!" Xia Houyuan and Cao Ren are not the kind of people who are good at talking, and they don't bother to negotiate terms with the Yellow Turban Bandit, so they just let Li Hui come.

Li Hui reined in his horse and stepped out with a smile, stood at the foot of the city, raised his head, and now he could see the guy's face clearly, wasn't it Yuan Mu?This guy doesn't have martial arts, only literary ones, so when he crossed over, he didn't wear manganese steel armor, but a set of Yangzhou animal husbandry costumes.Looking at his distressed appearance, he must have suffered a lot in this era, and then he was caught by the Yellow Turban thief, which is unlucky enough.

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Li Hui covered his face with his helmet, knowing that Yuan Mu couldn't recognize him, so he was not in a hurry to recognize him, so he smiled and said to the top of the wall, "Hey, is Liu Qu handsome?"

"It's the commander-in-chief." Liu Pi smiled and said, "Who are you?"

Li Hui laughed and said, "My surname is Lu!"

"Lu?" Liu Pi tilted his head, thinking: I have never heard of a general named Lu under Cao Cao. It seems that this guy is a low-level person.

Li Hui smiled and said, "You arrest this man, he is a European shepherd!"

"Europe?" Liu Pi's forehead was a little blocked: "What kind of strange place is this? In which direction?"

"Well, it's far, far west." Li Hui pointed to the east: "You have to cross the entire Central Plains first, then climb over a mountain, cross the desert, and walk a long, long way to reach Europe."

Liu Pi looked confused: "Huh? Is there such a state in my big man?"

"Of course there is!" Li Hui spread his hands and said, "You don't even know this, why are you so handsome?"

Liu Bi sweated, he was really not sure how big the Han Dynasty was!As for whether there is a Europe in the west, it cannot be confirmed.He was sweating profusely: "I wipe it, how can I blackmail his subordinates?"

"I don't think so!" Li Hui shook his head and said, "To go to Europe, it's a total of one hundred and eight thousand miles, and you have to go through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships. Do you think you can survive it?"

"This... seems a bit difficult!"

"That's right." Li Hui said: "Look, it's too troublesome for you to take this guy to Europe, why don't you transfer him to me at a low price, and I will take him to Europe to blackmail his subordinates. I'll eat in the middle The price difference, wouldn't it be perfect if we all get rich together?"

Liu Pi slapped his forehead: "It makes sense! Well, what price are you going to buy him from me?"

Li Hui pretended to think about it, returned to his army, and begged from Diao Chan for a piece of amber that sold for 20 yuan on Taobao. After taking it to the city, he showed it to Liu Pi: "Look, this is the top-quality amber." , how much food this thing is worth, you guess for yourself."

Liu Pi has good eyesight. Looking from a distance, he can feel that the amber in Li Hui's hand is extraordinary. The butterfly inside the amber is actually lifelike, and it even makes a movement of flapping its wings. My God, this amber is probably not The treasure of the country?

He swallowed hard and sweated, "This... this is really worth a lot of money."

"Well, let's do it this way, you release all the hostages in your hands, and I'll give you this piece of amber, okay?"

"Roar!" Liu Pi was overjoyed.

People are very simple these days. After the terms are negotiated, there is no need to worry about the other party not honoring them.Not as cunning as the people of later generations, even if the conditions were negotiated, they were afraid that the other party would tear up the ticket or not pay the money. Liu Pi actually ordered loudly: "Come on, open the city gate and let them go!"

Li Hui secretly rejoiced: If he could use this method to get back the hostages, it would be a bloody profit, and avoid the tragedy of blood flowing into rivers.

Unexpectedly, he was not happy for 1 minute!Then I heard Yuan Mu yelling from the top of the city: "Ah, I recognized you when I heard the word Ouzhou, it was you! You actually want to exchange me with a piece of amber worth only 20 yuan? Damn mentally handicapped, am I, Yuan Mu, such a worthless person? My ancestors have three provincial cadres in four generations, why is it only worth 20 yuan, ah, ah, at least I have to prepare a ransom of [-] million in exchange. .”

Li Hui: "..."

Yuan Mu shouted at Liu Pi: "Don't be fooled by him, the amber in his hand is worthless at all."

"Huh?" Liu Pi sweated profusely. This guy was rather confused, but no matter how ignorant he understood the word "worthless", he quickly ordered again: "Close the city gate, don't let him go! I changed my mind, I can’t want these flashy things, and this thing can’t be eaten, I still want food.”

"Fuck!" Li Hui was furious: "Yuan Mu, you are a pig? I am saving you."

"I don't want to be rescued by 20 yuan of cheap garbage." Yuan Mu laughed proudly on the city wall: "I have four generations of ancestors, and there are three provincial-level cadres. Even if I want to be rescued, I must be rescued with dignity. Take real gold Exchange me for things like silver and food, or I’ll just die here.”

Li Hui: "..."

The yellow turban thief on the top of the city: "..."

Xia Houyuan and Cao Ren who were behind couldn't help shaking their heads together: "Let's just let this guy die!"

Li Hui laughed back in anger. He quickly ran back to his army formation, pushed a grain cart out from the army, and drove the grain cart to the city gate, then pointed to the top of the city and said, "Shuai Liu Qu, this is full of people!" A full truckload of food is for you, and you don’t need to release any hostages, just beat that guy up, and this truckload of food is the handling fee for the beating.”