Are you sure it's Pokémon

Lu Ming felt a little broken when he looked at the underwear in the hands of the bunny beauty. He didn't expect that the underwear was really on him, and it was actually stuffed into the back of his vagina. This was really delicate. It was so horrifying that at that moment, the man put a set of underwear into his vagina without anyone noticing, and his hand speed was so fast and his movements were so gentle that no one noticed. Zi's ​​methods are simply too heart-rending.

You can imagine that such a man can put anything he has on him into your vagina as long as he wants without even noticing. . . . . .

When Lu Ming thought of this, he glanced at the man behind him with very frightened eyes. The man actually gave Lu Ming a pure and innocent smile. You could tell even a little bit of wretchedness from the smiling face. If it weren't for his Lu Ming really believed it when the black stockings were still hanging on his pants.

"This man is absolutely terrifying."

After looking at the underwear in Tu Mei's hands and her increasingly weird eyes, and then at the crowd around him, Lu Ming finally felt the limit of his sphincter carefully and felt that he was really in a dilemma.

When the enthusiastic people around saw the underwear that the beauty had found from Lu Ming's body, they thought they had understood the truth of the matter and started shouting in anger.

"This thief should be beaten to death on the spot. It's disgusting to steal a woman's underwear. Beat him to death as soon as possible." A very fat middle-aged man with a fleshy face looked so wretched while feeling a broad-minded person behind him. Sister Yu said this while squeezing the feeling on her body.

"Looking at that boy's sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, I knew he must not be a good person. I have long noticed that he was acting suspiciously, and now it turns out that he is not a good person." A man with triangular eyes, an aquiline nose, and a face that looked like a rooster or a robber stretched out his hand. The little girl next to her said this in her bag.

"Although justice may be late, it will never be absent. What a beautiful woman. To deal with such a gangster and thief, you should call the police and arrest him so that he will never get out." A man wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses and a suit was carrying a businessman on his back. The young man who looked like an elite glanced at the beautiful black stocking legs standing in front of him and swallowed his saliva before saying this.

Of course, there were some sensible people who noticed that this matter seemed a bit strange. Among them was a short and handsome young man who looked at the crowd around him with contempt, snorted through his nose, and made a "cut" sound in his mouth. He opened the crowd and walked out of the encirclement. After walking out of the crowd, he looked back at the direction of the crowd for the last time, shook his head and walked away.

Lu Ming was panicking when he saw the excitement of the people around him, but after taking a look at the encirclement that had not shrunk at all and even expanded slightly, he made a decision in his heart.

"The decision is yours, my Zanpakutō."

After summoning the Zanpakutō, before the beautiful girl who grabbed his arm could react, he used "Edogawa Ranpo" and jumped out of the crowd from above the circle. The lightning flashed and he quickly disappeared after a few leaps. On the horizon.

A short young man outside the crowd frowned and felt that there was something extra on his body. When he looked at his shoulders and chest, he saw a few drops of coffee-colored liquid. The short young man sniffed and his expression became very ugly.

"Damn it, who is it? For God who is shitting and riding a horse, don't let me know who it is or I will definitely make you regret it."

The short young man complained a few words, took off his coat and continued walking in the original direction.

After dinner that day, the short young man sat on the sofa at home and watched TV with his parents with a look of despair on his face. Although he had no intention of watching the so-called "City News Evening News" program on Hualan Citizen's Life Channel, he was naturally good at But his brain allowed him to memorize all the contents of the program.

"Recently, traces of mythical beasts and mysterious Pokémon were discovered in Viridian Forest. After investigation, experts found that the truth is actually this..."

"Shocked, a naked man suddenly appeared behind Paras on the battlefield of Yuejianshan. Is all this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morals?"

“A beautiful woman went shopping for underwear, but she didn’t expect that what happened when she came home after buying underwear!!!”

"Please watch the details of this news below."

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"After a rigorous investigation by the Hualan City police and careful evidence collection, the thief who stole underwear was finally arrested in a public toilet near the crime scene."

After hearing the news, the short young man pulled back the corner of his mouth slightly, snorted through his nose and continued to lazily watch TV with his parents.

When Lu Ming was enjoying himself in the toilet, something like this happened at the door of the toilet.

"Captain heard that this gangster is very scheming and possesses a Zanpakutō. He is a real tough gangster. What should we do?"

"Don't panic, Xiao Chen. Let's not get into trouble. I have already requested support from the special service team from the headquarters, and our people have surrounded this toilet. Cards, snipers, and blasters have been set up on the surrounding roads. Armed helicopters and negotiators are already in place, and the dragnet will surely capture him successfully."

"But the gangster Captain has been in this toilet for more than half an hour, and strange noises keep coming from inside. I think he must be planning something inside. There must be a trap inside."

"Hold on, we can definitely win this wave. Xiao Chen, the special service team has arrived now. We can now directly cooperate with the colleagues of the special service team to blast this toilet. No matter what arrangements he has inside, he will not be able to escape. "

"All departments are ready."

"The sniper team is ready."

"The demolition team is ready."

"Assault team is ready."

"The special service team is ready."

"The armed helicopter is ready."

"start to act."

"Boom, biubiu, bang bang bang, bang bang..."

After a hail of bullets and Hollywood-level special effects operations, our classmate Lu Ming squatted on his pit and looked at the exploded toilet and the crucial shit-yellow objects splattered everywhere. He was completely confused. A fierce expression appeared on his face.

After solving the problem unconsciously, he was taken out of the public toilet that was basically razed to the ground by a group of armed police officers who put on uniforms.

"You can't do this to me. I was wronged. I really just took a shit. Is it wrong to take a shit? I want to see your highest officer. At least you have to wipe your butt first. Ah..." See more!Prestige official account: hhxs665