Are you sure it's Pokémon

After dinner, Lu Ming planned to get together with Xiaoxia to discuss the specific procedures for meeting with Xiao Huang at eight o'clock, but the phone was always busy.

"There is no other way. I happen to feel a little uncomfortable in my stomach. It seems that I have to go to the toilet first. Only in that environment can I think about the problem with peace of mind. The familiar smell, the relaxing posture, and the hearty feeling of release are simply amazing. It’s intoxicating.”

Life is always like this. Every time you rush to wc with the intention of releasing your temper, one or two things will pop up and make you have to face reality.

On the surface, Lu Ming showed no sign of going to the toilet. He walked slowly and naturally towards the public toilet, neither fast nor slow. Unexpectedly, an accident happened when he was about 200 meters away from the toilet.

A figure suddenly appeared from nowhere, bumped into Lu Ming and ran away.

Lu Ming didn't care. After all, most of his attention was now on controlling his sphincter. Seeing that he was about to reach Zhang Wei's rebirth point, Lu Ming's eyes shot out unconsciously. With a hopeful look in his eyes, his breathing began to become a little hurried, and his originally calm and calm face became a little bit excited, thinking that he would have to completely release himself when he got to the toilet.

But an accident happened again. A pretty-looking woman with strange eyes came over and grabbed Lu Ming's arm.

"Uncle policeman is this person. He stole Miaomei's new underwear."

"what?"

Lu Ming was shocked by this sudden scene. It makes no sense. I just want to go to the toilet. What do you want by putting on such a show for me? You must know that if the delay continues, something will really happen. This It's not just a matter of one or two people. Maybe the whole street will suffer. And it's lunch time. If this situation continues, something big will happen.

Lu Ming thought of this and argued anxiously:

"Who are you, beauty? I don't know you, and I don't know any Meow Beauty, nor have you stolen any underwear. I'm in an emergency now, can you please let me go first?"

"You didn't steal underwear. Haha, you are too naive. Do you really think I didn't see anything? Let me help you recall the masked man who just bumped into you and ran away. You should know it."

Lu Ming seemed to realize something when he heard this sentence, and began to frown as he recalled the situation just now. At this moment, a man's voice came from not far away.

"Wow, Rabbit Beauty's eyes will become sharp when she is inspired. This is a manifestation of Rabbit Beauty's inspiration. Because of this feature, Rabbit Beauty also has a nickname called "Bunny Eyes with Killing Eyes". Every time she has sharp eyes When , Umei will appear in famous reasoning, ah, what kind of famous reasoning is it? "

Lu Ming looked back at the man who was speaking and noticed him. . . . .

"Brother, don't tease me. Aren't you the same man who hit me just now? Half of the black stockings you wore just now were exposed from your underwear, right?"

"Hey, you can't say that. I'm just a fan of black stockings. It's just my hobby to carry a pair of black stockings with me every time. You can't use these to be put into my underwear for the ultimate touch. Black stockings to prove that I am the man who hit you just now."

After hearing this man's rebuttal, I didn't know what to do for a moment. As expected, I was still powerless against the real gentleman Lu Ming, a lolicon. I was struggling with how to prove that it was this man who hit me just now. The beauty who grabbed Lu Ming's arm spoke again.

"I told you not to make excuses. You and the man who stole Miaomei's underwear must be an accomplice. I noticed you when you ran over just now. Your expression started to become excited after the man hit you just now. Your eyes project the joy of success, and your breathing is much faster, especially your walking posture. When you walk, it seems very natural. In fact, the muscles in your whole body are overly tight and your movements are obviously stiff. This is typical. You're nervous, you must be that person's accomplice. Hurry up and hand over Miaomei's underwear, and tell your accomplice too."

Lu Ming really broke down when he heard these words. I just want to go to the toilet. Heaven and earth are a lesson. What on earth are you doing as a woman? And you have to know that new underwear is not worth stealing at all. Ah, you have to know that only original underwear has collection and commemorative value.

"Sister, I really have an emergency. I really didn't steal any underwear. If you don't believe me, search for it. Who are you? Does your mother know that you are so arrogant outside?"

After Lu Ming finished asking, the beautiful woman who held his hand had not yet spoken, but the man who had just run away from a distance spoke first.

"She is the Detective Rabbit Beauty. Don't you know this? The 'Rabbit Beauty' known as 'Conan, the Rabbit Beauty' is the beauty in front of you."

When Lu Ming heard "Conan", he completely suppressed the urge to complain in his heart. What the hell is going on? Is there also a death student in this world who dies wherever he goes every day? There was also a sleeping Maori uncle who had hundreds of needles inserted into the soft flesh of his neck without any problem. This Maori uncle was much more powerful than a giant.

Lu Ming couldn't help complaining and didn't say anything. Seeing that Lu Ming didn't respond, Tu Mei thought he was guilty and actually searched Lu Ming's body in the street.

"Hey, after all, you really did it. It's too much. Hey, don't touch it there. Oh, no, don't touch that place. It's...ahhhhh, a beast."

After searching for a while, Tu Mei found nothing. Seeing Lu Ming's expression of a little white rabbit being bullied by a big bad wolf, Lu Ming's inner os was: "How could it be possible? It makes no sense at all. Could it be that I really made a mistake?" No, I still need to confirm."

At this time, the surrounding crowds had already exerted the key virtue of "watching the excitement" in the glorious tradition of the great people, and brought together Lu Ming, Tu Mei, the man who arrived later, and someone who didn't know when they appeared behind Tu Mei. Another woman with a look of pear blossoms and rain on her face was surrounded by three floors inside and three floors outside. It was really blocked.

Lu Ming had good eyesight and saw that an enthusiastic person among the people had already called the police. He was really a little panicked. Now that he had endured it, he immediately said:

"Beauty, you have asked and searched. If there is nothing, just let me go. I am really in a hurry."

"No, I didn't search carefully just now. I have to search again."

Before Lu Ming could object, the woman attacked Lu Ming again.

"Dad Yami, Hanaha Sanyo, don't touch there, ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

After another period of physical torture, Lu Ming suddenly felt that something was not right in his body, as if the valve in that key part had been opened, and he was about to come out.

"You're still too naive. It's really you. Now you have nothing to say!"

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