Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Ichiro Matsushita is currently working at the Inazuma Embassy in Mongolia, in charge of wine and beverage procurement. He usually makes friends widely and talks with people about everything in the world, discussing all the words on earth, and his conversations are quite verbose.

However, in order to satisfy his own hobbies, he would submit articles every day to the great general, showing off on paper what he wanted to talk about.

In previous years, it was fine. No one disliked him too much and allowed him to pursue his hobbies. Occasionally, useful information could be heard from him. Even the Three Lords never criticized his hobbies.

It just so happened that in recent years, the documents sent to the castle tower were handled by a perverse fox fairy named Baichen. It was rumored within the shogunate that the shogun had said all kinds of sweet words to coax the fox fairy Baichen into willingly taking some of the time he spent playing pranks on people away from handling the documents diligently.

It seemed possible that the Shogun was too accommodating to him, which led everyone in the shogunate to believe that the rumor was half true and half false. However, it was impossible for him to "say all the sweet words". The real situation was probably that the Shogun allowed him to decline several times.

The so-called nice words must be rumors spread by the little fox fairy in order to save face.

This speculation was recognized by most shogunate officials, but the small number of people who knew the truth did not dare to talk about it casually.

As the rumor spread, it became true.

Some people believed it firmly and wrote it in the article listed above, making a joke about the incident, but the article happened to be handed over to the person involved.

"Hey hey~ Cripps, you don't know, this Gon Gongsi has a very weird personality, this is not uncommon, monsters are rarely seen in normal times, most of them are guys with weird personalities."

After watching the samurai Sakurasai walk into the embassy, ​​Matsuseida Ichiro used the excuse of seeing his friend off to accompany Krips. But as soon as they walked out of the street, they could no longer resist the desire to chat and kept saying:

"But this Quan Gongsi's mind is not like that of ordinary monsters. Most monsters are generous and open-minded, and don't care about the temperament of vulgar things. As long as they can drink and chat, no matter how big the joke is, it doesn't matter."

"I just made a little joke, but he summoned me to the castle tower and criticized me repeatedly. His words were very vicious. I almost vomited blood at that time."

The wrinkles on the face of the elderly Matsuseida Ichiro seemed to tremble with his words. He said, "But even if I really vomited blood, so what? The general loves him very much. When he first appeared in the castle tower five years ago, he and Yae Miyabi blew off the roof, but the general didn't seem to be angry at all."

"Then I thought that he was just a child after all, and at that age he cared most about his reputation. Plus, I couldn't find anyone to chat with during that period... Ahem, I was a magnanimous person, so I thought I would ignore his words and give him a gift to ease the tension."

Matsuseida Ichiro clapped his hands heavily and snorted coldly:

"As a result, the next day he told me that since I like wine so much, I should just go to Mondstadt to be in charge of wine procurement. I am so old and I still travel thousands of miles. If I was not really in the wrong, I would have had a good argument with him at that time."

"Why are you in the wrong?" Kaiya, who was listening at the back, couldn't help but ask.

His face flushed with embarrassment, and Matsuseida Ichiro seemed to want to avoid the topic, but he had been holding this matter in his heart for too long. He had never held something in his heart for so long in his life, and it was really making him impatient.

Looking around, Matsuseida Ichiro whispered:

"Monsters generally like alcohol. Five hundred years ago, it was common for drunk monsters to hold a Hundred Demons Night Parade. But now no one knows about it anymore. Even the noble and sacred Yaegumiji would ask the store to keep a few bottles of the best sakura wine."

"So I thought of sending some wine, and I bought the strongest wine in the store, which is the fire water produced in Zhidong. It was nothing, but Quan Gongsi happened to want to taste the wine secretly, so he kept it."

"Hasn't everything been resolved?" Kaia asked again.

"That should be the case. But I later found out that Gon Gongji got drunk after biting the Shogun's hair and refused to let go. After finally pulling it off, he started to throw a tantrum again. No one in the castle tower slept that night."

Matsuseida Ichiro couldn't help but protest: "I am indeed a little responsible for this matter, but I didn't expect that Gon Gongji's alcohol tolerance is so poor. He gets drunk after just one sip. He is too embarrassing for a monster. Cripps, do you think I am wronged?"

“Unfair, unfair.”

In order to comfort his friend, Cripps looked straight ahead as much as possible to avoid having his twitching eyes on the left side noticed by Ichiro Matsuseida.

This is a serious crime against God. You only received such a light punishment. It seems that the god's follower who has left was really kind-hearted.

Kaeya rolled his eyes while lying on the back, poked Diluk at the side, and whispered in a low voice: "The key to the wine cellar has been hidden, but the key to the Angel's Gift..."

"Isn't this not good?"

As siblings with a spiritual connection, Diluk immediately understood what Kaeya meant. Although he was somewhat tempted and wanted to see the posture of someone who dared to offend the gods, his lively personality was not yet lively enough to that extent.

Kaiya tried hard to persuade him, "Didn't Mr. Song Qingtian say that the monster likes to drink? We are fulfilling his wish. Besides, didn't you feel that you didn't taste the wine when you stole it before?"

"Ahem, just this once."

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"That's how it goes along the way..."

"Also, Lord Gonpa-sama, these are the historical records I have collected in recent years. The records of the Knights and the nobles are generally the same, but they do have different opinions on the details. I think the more authentic records should be kept in the restricted section of the Mondstadt Library."

Sitting in a closed office, Matsuseida Ichiro smiled like an old fox and squinted his eyes as he said, "Among them, the records of the Lawrence family are the most interesting. In addition to the usual praise of the nobles and the words of the Knights, the person who wrote the records believed that the wind god Barbatos was not happy at the time."

The owner of the Eye of God is also called the "Original God"

What is Genshin Impact?

That is, a person who has the potential to become a god.

People believe that the owner of the Eye of God can become a god and ascend to heaven. There are real historical records as evidence for this, such as the founder of the Knights of Favonius, the stranger who saved Mondstadt, and the first Lionfang Knight.

"The writer of that period of history was a noble man who rose up against the nobles. Even the Knights Templar recorded him. He was a devout believer in Barbatos and was praised by Barbatos. He was definitely not the Lawrence of today."

"How are the activities of the Abyss Cult in Mond?"

"Similar to ours, the situation is getting more and more frequent. Today, an Abyss Mage appeared in the Hillilman camp to rest."

"..."

Flipping through the book in his hand, the attendant god Yingzhai asked with a smile:

"Tell me, what deadline is coming soon? The dormant Abyss Cult has started to move, the descendants of Kanreya are living openly in the Seven Kingdoms, and even the magical beasts that once appeared in the dark beast tide have reappeared. Teyvat is really getting more and more lively."

Matsuseida Ichiro shook his head decisively: "I don't know."

"Oh, forget it. Looking at their situation, time is not urgent. We still have some time to accumulate more manpower."

"Master Quan Gongsi, what about the last descendants of Kanreya?"

The attendant god Yingsai said with a smile: "He has been lurking in Mondstadt in fear, and he has been scaring himself. Today, I tested him again, so he must be panicking. I will play with him to ease his mood. This is what a kind person should do."

Matsuseida Ichiro kindly reminded: "Master Gon Palace, don't fool yourself."

"Oh~ You're right, I'm a kind fox, not a kind person."