Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

On the flat official road,

“Hmmmm—”

Lying on the cart, groaning in pain, the burning pain made their buttocks feel as if they were burned by flames. The two brothers looked at each other and confirmed that the other's misery was the same as their own, and they felt much better.

Diluk really didn't expect that he would be beaten so badly. Wasn't it because Kaeya didn't come out to stop her when she claimed to be Ms. Posan?

He had drunk too much dandelion wine at the time - he didn't know his place, and suddenly thought it would be nice to watch Kaia play tricks on his father. Then he stood aside and watched coldly, and when Kaia was being beaten, he wanted to hold his head high, chest out, and take a few steps forward with great vigor.

Diluk has always been a person who is consistent in his words and deeds. When this idea came to his mind, his body decisively followed his idea. At that time, his walking posture looked like he was making rapid progress.

The price paid is also simple and clear.

He was also pinned down and beaten by Cripps.

"Oh my, you two little brothers look very painful, do you want to try my secret recipe? There is no need to apply it extra, just put a little on the tip of your tongue with your finger, and you will no longer notice the pain~"

The samurai Sakurasai, who was hitching a ride, looked at the vague outline of Mondstadt in the distance and knew that he would not be able to appreciate the pain of the brother and sister for a while. Until now, he could only help them to erase their pain with kindness.

The attendant god Yingsai pushed up the sunglasses on his nose, with a smiling, mercenary look on his face. On his closed folding fan was a bottle of medicine, an ordinary square bottle with light green liquid swaying inside.

He enthusiastically promoted it, "I usually practice martial arts at home. My elders are strict martial artists. They believe that martial arts will not improve without pain, and a gentle martial arts training process will only cultivate cowards. So every time we practice, they will hit me many times. They hold back, but I will only feel pain."

"After all, I don't look like a snake~" After telling a joke that most Mond people wouldn't find funny, the god-samurai Yingsai said, "After every sparring session, I swallow a drop of my own secret recipe, which can effectively eliminate the pain."

Kaiya raised his head with difficulty: "Is it really that magical?"

"Of course. The reason why an exclusive secret recipe is an exclusive secret recipe is because it has such a miraculous effect that people are reluctant to let it out. I am happy today. The potion that costs 50,000 Mora to make is only 500 Mora today. No one will be allowed after the deadline. First come, first served."

Kaia snapped his fingers and said, "I can buy 250 Teyvat fried eggs. My monthly allowance is only two 250 Teyvat fried eggs."

Mora's purchasing power is quite good. After all, this currency produced in Liyue is useful in other aspects besides daily circulation purchases.

For example, alchemists would collect large quantities of it and use it in their own alchemical products. They usually used real gold and silver when doing alchemy.

For example, a large amount of Mora is added when a house is built, which can make the house more solid. It is said that this method was used when the walls of Mondstadt were renovated last time. The amount of Mora consumed was an astronomical figure. For the next twenty years, the Knights had to tighten their belts to make ends meet.

Occasionally, we have to accept some external funding, otherwise we can only pawn the treasures left by Lord Barbatos.

It works great though.

It can be said that even if Liyue's annual production of Mora doubles, it will not cause inflation in the continent of Teyvat, as the consumption rate can keep up with the production rate.

"So expensive."

Adhering to the principle of bargaining without losing money, Kaiya held out four fingers, "Four..."

"it is good."

The folding fan in his hand gently lifted up and let the potion fall in front of the brother and sister. His fingers flexibly rotated the four Moras that suddenly appeared in his palm. The attendant god Yingzhai smiled contentedly and said, "We also earned three Moras."

After checking his pocket, Diluk found that four Mora were indeed missing. He asked, "Didn't you say the cost price was 50,000? And why did you take it from my pocket?"

The attendant god Yingzai was quite surprised when he heard the question.

"It's just a set of rhetoric, but you actually believed it. Do I look like the God of Wealth Morax? Humph~ This great god himself doesn't have money to go shopping, so where does Morax come from to give alms?"

He opened his folding fan and fanned himself, then smiled and said, "However, considering that taking care of the customer's emotions is indeed what a business should do, I will be merciful and add an extra service for you. Do you see what is written on the fan?"

"I have a mountain at home. I built a shrine on the mountain. I used cheap fried tofu to feed a fox. The fox was good at divination, so I learned a few tricks from him."

Diluk: Then do the math.

Although I don’t know how effective it is, it never hurts to give a free and responsible service a try. Maybe it’s the real deal.

Perhaps thinking that he could finally use the skills he had worked so hard to learn, the god of valor Yingsai smiled brightly and said, "Stick out your tongue."

"it is good……"

The moment he opened his lips and poked out his tongue, Diluk suddenly felt a chill down his spine, as if something bad was about to happen.

He still trusted his intuition. The Grand Commander once said that there is a type of people who are born with a strong and keen sense of danger, and the most powerful of them can even regard it as a kind of foresight.

This is normal. It seems that ordinary humans are always full of exceptions. In the old aristocratic era, the first user of the Flowing Moon Needle, the Blue-Eyed Witch, could even see the death weakness of everyone.

In fact, it was just as Diluk expected.

When he stuck out his tongue, Kaeya 'happened' to open the potion in his hand, and because of some trivial things, the bottle stopper stained with some potion happened to fall into Diluk's mouth.

"Diluk, this is your brother from now on, so you must get along well with him."

This was when I first met Kaia.

"Diluc, do you want to be a knight too?"

This is what my father asked after he knew I wanted to be a knight.

"Diluc, you are very talented. You may become the youngest titled knight."

This is what the Grand Commander expects of me.

"Ah~ I'm waiting for the swan to bring me my brother or sister, but it's so strange, why is the person in charge of receiving the swan Miss Alice?"

This is what Qin asked me outside the medical room of the Western Church.

Yes, why is that?

I responded like this...

"Of course it's because Ms. Alice is very old. I heard that swans who deliver babies don't like to deliver babies to the elderly."

What happened next was simple.

It's just a little revenge from Ms. Alice.

"It's best to get this kind of shameful memory out of your mind as soon as possible!"

He should have been wallowing in the revolving lantern before his death, but the lingering memories of shame made Diluk "sit up in shock in his dying illness", as if he had returned to that afternoon again.

The memories that I had deliberately forgotten appeared clearly before my eyes.

"I remembered, I remembered everything!"

Diluk exclaimed, "I have seen you before. It was the day when Barbara was born. Ms. Alice took out a portrait and put it in Jean's arms before entering the medical room. She said you were the staff member in charge of raising swans and told Jean to thank you."

"That must be what you looked like when you were a kid, right?!"

"At your age, you don't still believe in stories about swans delivering babies, do you?"

"Of course I know how the child came about. What does what Alice said at that time have to do with me..."

"At such a young age, you actually know something that should only be known by adults. Eh~ Have you secretly read something you shouldn't have?"

"..."

Diluk was silent for a moment, then suddenly asked in admiration, "He's the keeper of the swan, right?"

"I decisively chose a character who still has a childlike innocence."

The samurai Sakurasai stepped back a little.

“The effect of the “Revolving Door Experience No. 4” still seems to be not good, but it can play a role. I can redistribute the proportion of materials when I go back.”

Diluk asked in confusion, "Didn't you say that you earned three Moras? What potion material only requires one Mora?"

The attendant Yingzhai took a look and said, "It was collected through bribery. Apart from replacing the cork of the bottle, no other money was spent."

Kaia poked his brother. "Shouldn't you question the potion's effects if they're different from what it says they are?"

"But I really don't feel any pain anymore. In a sense, he didn't lie to me." Diluk changed to a sitting position. "Kaeya, you should try it too. The effect is really good."

Kaiya shook his head, trying to ignore the meaningful look from the God of Servant Yingzai, and said with a smile, "No, I was given a potion by Ms. Alice before, and I'm afraid that the two potions will conflict with each other. Besides, I don't want to be like you, mumbling to yourself while walking around."