Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Alice's love luck has not been very good recently.

Although she is already an old woman who is hundreds of years old and has some experience in various fields, there is almost nothing she doesn't understand, but when it comes to love, she is still a novice.

Because of her love affairs, she has entered the Knights' luxurious single room three times in a month.

"I think this is all Yingzai's fault." When Falga came to deliver food and tried to give advice again, Alice expressed her opinion sadly.

Farga opened his mouth in confusion, looked at the luxurious single room next door which was also occupied for the third time, and asked, "How did you come up with such a brilliant idea?"

Alice said angrily: "Although not everyone knows that Sakurazai wants to take away my title of "The Greatest Good Man in Teyvat", it is widely known in our circle where most people have lively personalities."

"Many people were inspired by him and challenged me, thinking that it was ridiculous that the great benefactor took turns to sit at my house this year! They were short-sighted and never thought about the hardships I suffered because of this."

The fiery witch sneered:

"With their insignificance, they still want to be good people? It's a pity that good words can't persuade the damned ghosts. They have been dazzled by the glory of vocational high school and have long lost their cognition and clarity. That guy next door is just like that!"

"How dare he have such a ridiculous idea that 'love is war, and the one who confesses first is the loser'! I can't believe how I fell in love with this short-sighted guy!"

Farga asked tentatively: "Is there a possibility? When he expressed this idea, it was actually a confession, because he admitted that he had a good impression of you."

"He didn't say."

"Then how do you know what he's thinking?"

Alice held her head high and said confidently, "Of course it's because of such a noble thought. I have the same idea!"

Farga was silent.

It was always like this, he could never keep up with Alice's strange train of thought.

With a sigh, Falga advised softly:

"Why don't you just forget about your noble thoughts? You two have been making quite a fuss in Mondstadt recently. Maybe the God of Servant Yingsai has received the news and is planning to rush over here to watch you have fun."

The Grand Master of the Knights thought that his words were perfect. He sat in the office for a long time pondering and finally came up with this perfect persuasion. After all, Alice must have someone to destroy her love.

"No, Yingzhai is no pushover. His abilities have improved over the past few years and his threat is growing day by day. But he is now the best candidate to break the impasse. The two of us have been in a stalemate for so long, I'm afraid we won't be able to decide the winner in a short period of time. This is exactly the time when we need someone to break the impasse."

Alice shook her head in disapproval. "The guy I like is not a good person. You know that, Falga. So I have to use some extreme measures. This requires external cooperation."

You are not a good person either... Farga thought.

The guy who can match Alice's brain waves is definitely not a good person.

The resident of the luxurious single room next door is also a great adventurer named Teyvat. During his journey, he broke many adventure records and conquered many desperate situations where other adventurers had failed.

Unfortunately, his personality is too distinct, so distinct that other adventurers think he is an adventurer from the Alice category.

And this evaluation was the opportunity for them to meet.

Farga is now very worried. "The methods you have used recently are already extreme enough. Instead of making your methods more extreme, you might as well use some direct methods."

The love war between them is a real war.

The reason why they were locked up in the luxurious single room of the Knights of Favonius this time was because they were throwing bombs at each other yesterday, and the rumbling sound was endless. The most hateful thing was that they chose to bomb at night.

At that time, it really illuminated half of Mondstadt.

"Do you remember how Barbara was born? The method used by the attendant god Yingsai is very useful." Falga persuaded earnestly.

Alice's clever brain decomposed the persuasion in an instant and extracted the information she wanted from it. She nodded solemnly: "I understand. Simon and Frey want to have a child again? Tell them, don't worry, I promise to provide them with angelic help after I get out."

"You misunderstood me. What I meant was that you could drug him. You must have some potion that can make someone tell the truth."

"I have already used less extreme methods like yours. Not a single drop entered his stomach. Now the potion has not been refilled."

Alice looked up and down suspiciously.

"Farga, were you really the one behind the development of Simon and Frey's relationship? Why are all the ideas you came up with so stupid?"

"Are you doubting my ability?"

"Yes, a theoretical strategist who has been single since birth." Alice revealed the truth.

Farga was furious: "Damn it! I'll show you how many ways I, who have read 300 romance novels, have!"

Alice waved her fist: "Come on..."

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"Come on! Come on! Give it some more gas!"

The sound of instructions continued in his ears. Jiuqi Xing, who wanted to show off his cooking skills, gritted his teeth and forced a smile:

"Could Lord Quan Gongsi please leave for a while? I don't think the kitchen needs a weapon of causality here to give instructions. Lord Yamaguchi has told me that you are absolutely not allowed to enter the kitchen."

"Ayuki, you're not still worshipping Yaeko, are you? Also, don't slander your superiors. I'm not to the point where I can't enter the kitchen."

"Master Quan Gongsi, do you think that your slanderous words against Master Yamayou have not been exposed by Master Yamayou? Master Yamayou has praised me for my independent thinking and for not being easily deceived."

There is wisdom in Axing's eyes, and when he mentions that he has been rewarded by the Eightfold Son of God, there is a pure light shining in his eyes.

The attendant god Yingzhai became even more interested.

The more she insisted, the more he wanted to break her fantasy of Yae Shinko.

"A Xing, are you interested in knowing what happened to Yae Shinto when he was young? Today I will tell you about "The Three Tricks of Kitsuzai Palace and the Raiden Shinba Captured the Shinto" which I think is the most classic..."

"Master Quan Gongsi, the room you will rest in tonight has been cleaned up. I think you can go and take a look now. If there is anything you are not satisfied with, you can point it out and I will make improvements immediately."

In order to prevent her innocent sister from falling into evil hands again and to protect her sister's purity, Kuki Shinobu appeared behind the samurai Sakurasai at the right time and gently raised her hand to place it on his shoulder.

"It's not my first time here, there's no need to be so particular."

"Is necessary."

Simply grabbing the three swaying tails, Kuki Shinobu began to pull mercilessly.

How could the god of sakurasai have the heart to refuse such a cute little subordinate? He had no choice but to follow his wishes and walked out of the kitchen. Before leaving, he threw the fully automatic storytelling machine he had prepared into the kitchen.

"I don't think it's necessary to see the room now."

Looking at the strange mechanism stuck on her sister's head and unable to be removed, Jiuqi Shinobu changed her mind, "Since you have come so many times, Lord Gon Gongsi, I... don't push it~"

Pressing on Kuki Shinobu's shoulders and moving forward to stop her from looking back, the God of Servant Sakurasai said with concern:

"Ninja, you can't change your mind every day. You have to complete what you promised. Now I support the samurai Sakurasai who keeps his promise."

Jiuqi Ren said coldly: "Then don't even think about canceling the match with Sara."

"Besides, I'm just helping your sister to face reality. I really don't understand how a shrine maiden family like yours could produce a shrine maiden like Ayuki who has been in Narukami Taisha for several years and still hasn't seen through the true face of Yae Miko."

"Sister is just a little naive."

Jiuqi shinobu said: "It's just like I thought you were better than Yae Miyaji back then."

The attendant Yingzhai shook his head and sighed: "Yes, you were so naive back then. I was just sitting in a dim room with a little watermelon juice on my hair. Plus, the room looked a little spooky..."

"I think my sister is already an adult, and it's time to face the real Yae Miyaji."