Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Coral Palace Xinhai had never thought that someone would write something so evil.

"Looking around, the purple placens all over the mountains are thousands or tens of thousands of years old. Some are even over a hundred thousand years old and have turned into babies crying loudly. This place really deserves the name of a fairyland..."

"With a loud 'boom', the Lin family's son-in-law who descended from the sky tilted his mouth, and his ordinary but resolute face was filled with a masculine aura as if it had been cut by a knife. There was a cold light in his starry eyes, and his eyebrows were like long swords, raised slightly..."

"At this critical moment, a voice of 'spare his life' was heard from behind. The knight on horseback saw the sword about to fall, drew out the long sword behind him and threw it forward, hitting the prisoner in the heart..."

"I believe in the love between us. I will prove to you that there is love between gods and demons." Facing the demon king who was wreaking havoc on the common people, the savior goddess flew over gracefully, looked at her lover tenderly, and kissed him gently. In this place where blood was spilled and swords and spears were brandished at all times, their love was so touching and moving..."

"I was reborn. I was reborn on the eve of my concubine's daughter disfiguring me and snatching my fiancé away. In my previous life, this couple forced me to die of illness. In this life, I must make them die a miserable death! First of all, I have to cooperate with the prince who came here to congratulate me today and has been secretly in love with me in my previous life..."

"Haha~ After my long efforts, this person in front of me finally can't tell the difference between reality and fantasy! He can't tell the difference, he can't tell the difference..."

After reading only a few pages, Coral Palace felt as if his heart had suffered a heavy blow. His clever little head tried hard to analyze every sentence. His fingertips stroked the remaining hundreds of pages, and his vision became a little dark.

She now couldn't imagine how such abstract content could be written into a book. The author's imagination was really strange, and it was even more incredible that it could be discovered. Who would buy such a book except for those who wanted to have fun?

"Author: Alice..."

With a faint sigh, Coral Palace Xinhai lowered her head and continued to read. In order to avoid missing any information, she did not even miss any punctuation marks, for fear that important information might be hidden in them.

The corner of the mirror showed the figure of Coral Palace Xinhai reading at his desk. Jiuqi Ren picked up the comb and slowly combed the white hair in front of him. He said, "Except for the large ghost beetle you will use next, I have given the rest to people who have a ghost beetle breeding base."

"Ah, how can I live without you? You are indispensable to me..."

"speak English."

Having his performance interrupted, the samurai Sakurasai said straight to the point with a smile, "I have booked a boat for tomorrow. Let's go to Mondstadt. I will take you to enjoy the luxurious residence of the Knights of Favonius."

Clearly a sudden idea, Kuki Shinobu coldly rejected the proposal: "You have a flying competition in a week. I have already told Sara that it is not allowed."

"Ah, your disapproval is useless. I am your superior, and subordinates cannot contradict their superiors."

"I'm not going with you."

The attendant god Yingsai patiently persuaded: "Ashinobu, you can't imagine what great fun is happening in Mond right now, otherwise how could I miss the way the little Tengu cried after losing the game? He rolled on the ground, even his feathers were covered with mud, so pitiful!"

"You don't keep your word."

"All of this is a necessary sacrifice." The attendant god Yingzhai raised his hands and chest, proud of his own sacrifice, "It's settled. Pack your luggage tonight and bring your little study partner with you. By the way, where is my Eye of God?"

Jiuqi sighed helplessly, took the hair tie and tied up her hair, "It's in the second drawer of your bedside table. When can you make people feel more at ease?"

"Ashinobu, I don't want to become calm... go slower, this is a newborn baby, it's sensitive and fragile, this is the time when it needs to be taken good care of." The samurai Sakurasai took a breath.

After unscrewing the hair care oil, Jiuqi Shinobu reached out and pulled the fox's tail.

"It looks like you were quite busy this morning. Not only did you have to cultivate the large ghost beetle, but you also had to think about your travel plans to Mondstadt after receiving the news. Even your tail quietly sprouted a new one."

The samurai Yingsai raised his head and said, "I was afraid that I couldn't stand that great fun, so I made a little enhancement. You see how great my self-knowledge is. A person's charm is made up of these advantages."

Jiuqi Shinobu said perfunctorily: "Yes, yes, yes."

"Ninja, don't be so perfunctory."

"...What does the luxurious residence of the Knights of Favonius look like that you mentioned?" Rather than praising the torturous little goblin in front of him, Kuki Shinobu would rather change the subject to prevent him from getting too far.

"I don't know. The last time I went to Mondstadt, I stayed at an ancient knight family's house. I didn't get to enjoy the luxurious residence, but one of my predecessors often went there. I heard that it was warm and comfortable there. There was someone to deliver meals every day, and someone would greet me from time to time. It was much more considerate than you."

Skillfully picking up the two tails and tying them into a knot, Jiuqi apologized with shame: "I'm so sorry, I'm ashamed that since I became your miko, I only helped you comb your hair and tails, and didn't consciously do other things."

Accepting the apology confidently, the attendant Yingzhai generously advised: "Don't be so ashamed, I am a caring and gentle Xiangsi, and my broad mind can fully accommodate an ignorant subordinate."

"Humph."

"Kyuki Shinobu let out a cool hum, then grabbed the poor little fox by the collar, dragged him aside, sat on the stool himself, and brutally defeated the strong with the weak."

Just like an experienced barber, he held up the head in front of him and looked left and right. The samurai Sakurasai seemed to be holding a sharp knife, finding the flaw and cutting it twice, easily solving the problem.

"You said, thank you."

"Thank you for helping me tidy up my messy hair because I was helping my tormenting boss deal with the evil he created. Do you know how many ghost beetles I saw when I opened that room?"

Facing the white eyes in the mirror, the attendant Yingzhai pondered and said sincerely: "That's why I said I can't leave you, Anin, you are..."

"Put it another way."

"Okay, this time I'll give you something practical, just wait and see!"

Faced with such a straightforward request, the samurai Sakusai decided to use his superb skills to soothe the complaints in Kuki Shinobu's heart. He first tidied her somewhat messy hair, leaving any place for robbery, and then unscrewed the bottle.

"boom--!"

The sudden noise broke Coral Palace's mind from being immersed in reading. She blinked in confusion and looked around. She asked in a low voice, "Where is Lord Quan Gongsi?"

After removing the broken window panel and pulling out a good one from under the bed to replace it, Jiuqi Shinobu smiled gently and said:

"Master Quan Gongsi remembered an urgent matter and is going to deal with it now. Miss Coral Palace, please continue reading. Otherwise, you will not get the reason that Master Quan Gongsi wants, and you may really lose your loved ones. He never lies about torturing people."

In front of outsiders, Kuki Shinobu is very respectful to Lord Gon Gongji.

"……it is good."

Coral Palace Xinhai didn't think so much. To be more precise, her confused mind couldn't support her thinking at all. The content in the book became more and more abstract. The content of the previous page was not even a fraction of the content of the next page.

Who exactly is this author?

What is her brain structure like?

What kind of thinking logic does she use to live her life?

Also, this author must be very connected, otherwise how could the bookstore allow such a wicked book to be published?

Shinobu Kuki actually feels pity for Coral Palace Xinhai.

She had heard of Alice a long time ago. Quan Gongsi had been corresponding with her over the years. The two of them seemed to be competing for an extraordinary title. They were both rivals and confidants.

How can anyone who can match logic with the Samurai Sakurasai be normal?

I hope Coral Palace Xinhai will not be led astray after reading the book.

Otherwise, it’s troublesome enough to take care of a problem child…

"Ah Ren, accompany me to the street to buy some local specialties this afternoon."

Flipping in through the window, the attendant god Yingsai instructed.

"Although we are mainly here for fun, we still have to visit old friends. Let's go to your house on the way! Does your sister still worship Yae Shinko so much? I especially like to pick..."

"boom--!"

"Ms. Jiuqi, why is there another noise?"