Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

In the continent of Teyvat, some things can run very slowly, such as dandelions flying in the wind, leisurely travelers, and slowly turning wind mechanisms.

Some things can run very fast, such as wild boars that dare to charge people when threatened, schools of fish that gather when fishing enthusiasts lay their nests but then swim away because they are frightened, and blasphemous news.

The West Wind Church was not peaceful today. It could even be said to be the bustling day in recent years. All this excitement was caused by a kind-hearted adventurer who brought news that was enough to shock and anger the devout priests and nuns.

——"Oh~ Dear Wind God Barbatos, you must have imagined what I saw. The damn kid with fox ears and tail in the rumor is heading towards Mondstadt!"

The adventurer, dressed in a standard adventurer's uniform, danced in fear, trying to describe to the West Wind Church what he had seen. It was a horrifying scene that he would never forget in his entire life.

Under the adventurer's eloquent description, the image of a terrifying demon king who forced the hillbillies to dismantle their camps, give the food they had hunted and stored hard to the surrounding tribes, and then let them go to start a war against the hillbillies came to life on the paper.

The adventurer waved his fist in indignation. "He clearly has the ability to implement Ms. Alice's more valuable plan, but he only uses it for ordinary pranks. What a waste of talent."

By arranging the admirers of Ms. Alice to sit in the front row of the West Wind Cathedral during daily prayers, so that they could listen more closely to the devout prayers of the nuns in the choir and heal their distorted minds, the West Wind Church took prompt action as if it were facing a formidable enemy.

They believed that the samurai Sakurasai possessed an evil heart that was only slightly worse than Lawrence's, and that he deserved to be judged and corrected.

"We need to lock him up in the West Wind Church and make him listen to the teachings about Lord Barbatos's miracles for a month. We must make him understand that gods should be respected and followed, not used for blasphemy and pleasure!"

The older nun was ruthless and increased the punishment for blasphemy by thirty times. The crow's feet at the corners of her eyes trembled angrily, and she vowed to make him taste the opposite of freedom.

The young nun showed pity and said, "It is not pleasant to be deprived of freedom. He is just a child and may not understand what God is. We should be tolerant of him, guide him, and let him know that blasphemy against God is not something that can be done."

"Victoria, you just became a nun. I understand you don't have the heart to do this, but I hope you know that people in the open can live in sunshine and tenderness, which is inseparable from the efforts of others."

The old nun has prayed to Barbatos for most of her life. Her piety is like a drunkard's obsession with alcohol and an adventurer's desire to challenge himself. She has a heart that always follows the wind.

"I don't think this is an excessive punishment. Lord Barbatos blew away the ice and snow for us and gave us a warm and free land. We should remember his kindness in our hearts. We cannot let those who blasphemed Lord Barbatos off easily."

"But we..."

"Because he is a child, we should take timely actions to guide him onto the right path and let him understand the correct principles."

"But……"

"Victoria, what are you hesitating about?" the old nun asked.

Victoria looked around and asked in a low voice, "Senior Mira, is there a possibility? In fact, the real question is not how much punishment is given, but whether we have the ability to punish."

“Although the child is young, his strength is not that great. I’m afraid there is no way to invite him to the West Wind Church to let him accept the punishment for blasphemy.” The young nun finally revealed the truth reluctantly.

Mira snorted coldly: "So you are worried about this kind of thing? The Knights of Favonius will help us. The church and the Knights are one and the same. They will not sit idly by and watch the child continue to enjoy his freedom without being punished."

Sister Victoria couldn't bear it any more.

"Is there a possibility..."

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"The Knights will not provide any assistance to the West Wind Church's actions this time."

"Ah."

"The church's intelligence department will not be dispatched either. This is the decision of the Grand Master, and the Bishop also agrees with this decision."

"Ah."

"If a church member asks you for help, remember to decline. You have become a high-ranking church figure in just a few years, and even a candidate for bishop. Some people are quite unhappy about this, so don't make a mistake."

"Ah."

"Simon, don't always agree so perfunctorily. I want you to keep it in mind. If you leave the West Wind Church because of this, it will be equivalent to a conspicuous stain. In the future, you may not be able to find any other position besides helping me manage the family business. It will be useless to be anxious at that time."

"Fleur, I've got that."

"That child's identity is not ordinary. According to the reply from the Liyue Seven Stars, he is a follower of the Inazuma Thunder God. If something happens here, it will cause great trouble and you will definitely be fired, so don't make any mistakes."

"I will remember this and will not agree to the church members..."

"Oh my, you two are talking so awkwardly, repeating the same topic over and over again. Can't you find anything else to talk about?"

The enthusiastic white-haired, blue-eyed passerby really couldn't stand the stiff conversation between the two people next to him. He jumped off his chair and squeezed in between the two of them. He glanced at the kind-faced priest on the right, and then glanced at the heroic knight on the left.

A kind passerby grabbed their hands and held them together, saying earnestly:

"I can tell that you two are not just a couple who just got together. The scent of each other lingers on your bodies for a long time. You are in me and I am in you. This is enough to prove how passionate your love for each other is."

"Since you love each other, you should manage this relationship well. The situation just now is absolutely unacceptable in a marriage. It will only wear out the love between you."

"You have a point." Simon took out a piece of cloth and covered the fox tail exposed by the kind passerby.

Frederica nodded in response but was also quite confused. She didn't quite understand why this child suddenly appeared here. According to the distance and time, the earliest she could arrive was the day after tomorrow.

Seeing that the two of them agreed with what he said so much, the samurai god Sakurasai couldn't help but even show his fox ears.

He said mercifully, "Let me teach you two, a couple who sleep together but act like they're in love. Let's start with our previous conversation."

"Father Simon, your lover is a knight who wants to be awkward. She can't express her concern for you very well, which is commonly known as tsundere. Hidden in those repeated words of admonition is a most sincere confession."

Frederica also took out a piece of cloth to cover the excited and trembling fox ears, and said as gently as possible: "It's time for the singing class to pray now, why don't we talk about it later?"

"This lady appears to not want you to make a mistake, but what she really wants to say is that if Father Simon makes a mistake and leaves the West Wind Church, and cannot find a suitable position because of this stain, you must not feel panicked or anxious. I love you and I will not leave you because of this. You who stay by my side will always be my lover."

"I didn't." Frederica felt that she was slandered, just like Lord Barbatos.

"Then can you guarantee that you didn't mean that when you said that?"

"..."

——「A knight should not lie」

Frederica, who had followed the old-fashioned code of chivalry since childhood, remained silent.

The attendant god Yingsai raised his eyebrows, "Of course~ The reason why the conversation just now was so stiff is actually because of Father Simon. I can hear that you really remembered and agreed, but when facing a lover who cares about you, you should be more flexible in your words, so that it is more in line with her psychology, rather than just a few words."

"My dear Fulei, your hidden concern is really touching, but why? Why do you hide your concern? Is it possible that the feelings between us are not enough for you to be honest... Bah, by the way, it shouldn't be such a teasing tone."

"How should I put it? Use a more intimate tone, a more loving tone. Tsk~ You two, it seems we need to go out and look for inspiration now. Do you know where there is a restaurant?"

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