Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Chapter 58 My friend, I am touched by your sincere expression

"Never trust something whose mind you can't see, because you don't know where her wisdom comes from, and you also can't see her hidden thoughts. She is illusory in your eyes, and you have no secrets in her eyes."

In the spacious and bright living room, the God of Servant Yingsai said indignantly: "I thought you were here to help me fight the big devil Alice, but I didn't expect that the witch was just using me to relieve her depression."

Keqing propped her chin up nonchalantly, her legs swaying slightly under the table. She used her clumsy eyes to hide the smile on her face, and tried to speak with compassion: "So you believed a witch who suddenly appeared, and then got fooled?"

The attendant god Yingsai shook his head heavily: "I didn't believe her words."

"Ok?"

"It's best not to trust a stranger whose origins are unknown, right? Do you think I would be fooled by you four or five times a day like you have? How could I, who is smart, easily trust a stranger who doesn't even have proof of his identity?"

The innocent and kind little fox made a wild guess based on his own personality: "It must be because the witch knows that I am a good child who listens to my elders and never trusts strangers, so she set a trap for me and used sincerity to lure me into the trap!"

"Then things were very simple. Although I fought back and forth with Witch Alice and our methods were equally matched, I was still nearly defeated in the end because I was younger and less experienced."

Suddenly, she had the initiative in her hands. A lot of confidence surged into her chest. Keqing was much more energetic and said proudly, "So you are here to seek refuge? We don't have a good relationship. Aren't you afraid that I will tell this to that... Alice?"

"No, I came to say goodbye."

He picked up the teapot, poured out a cup of warm tea and pushed it in front of Keqing. He took out the midnight snack he brought from the Eye of God and set it on the table. The attendant Yingzhai raised the goblet and shook the grape juice, saying politely and respectfully:

"I have already obtained what I wanted during this trip to Liyue. I also got the thing that records the ugly appearance of the Eightfold Son of God from the hands of Gechen Langshi Zhenjun during dinner. Now, my whole body is covered with treasures of the Eightfold Son of God."

"The little Yae Goddess is nothing to be afraid of. I can defeat her easily and even control her at will. However, she still has some things worth learning, such as the experience she has accumulated because of her long life."

The two tails wagged in satisfied arcs, and the corners of the mouth hidden behind the high legs outlined confidence. After being a little proud for a while, the servant god Yingsai quickly calmed down and remained calm.

"But of course I can't leave quietly without any manners. It's normal courtesy to say goodbye to friends before parting, isn't it? My trip to Liyue was short, and apart from my elders, I didn't meet many friends, only you."

Keqing took a sip of her tea and said with disdain, "I don't want to be friends with a bad guy like you. It will be a good time for me to have some peace and quiet when you leave."

"What a heartfelt sentence. Thank you, dear friend. You made me realize how much I impressed you in just one day. We have indeed established an unbreakable bond."

"...Do you really want me to not give you face?" Keqing was even more disgusted.

He is obviously one year younger than her. What kind of educational environment did this fox go through to be able to say this shamelessly and brazenly? Doesn't he really have any sense of shame as a living creature?

"This is the badge of a warrior, and it also marks the beginning of my expedition against the first evil in Teyvat. Do you think I would feel ashamed and angry about this? What a ridiculous guess." Pinching the dark fur on the fox's ears that had been stung by the flames, the servant god Sakurasai raised his eyebrows with pride.

"But since you want to defeat me so badly, I will kindly show you a way. Sister Alice has a video of me when I was still a fox infancy. It was given to her by Yae Shinko, the elder who raised me, out of friendship."

Something's wrong—Sister Alice, nothing's wrong—Old Witch Alice.

Keqing asked cautiously: "Another prank of yours?"

"After watching the video, I realized that Yae Shinko secretly followed me for two months before taking me home. He even recorded me stuck in a rat hole! Damn it."

"This is even more wrong. Since I have recorded your ugly behavior and you are encouraging me like this, there must be a trap."

“Because it has been seen by many people.”

The attendant Yingzhai said as a matter of course: "Secrets are valuable only when they are known by two parties. Now we know that there are more than two parties in this world, and among them there is the True Lord Liuyunjiefeng who is good at chatting, so there is no need to keep it secret."

"Of course, as you said, I did mix in a little bit of my own thoughts."

Without denying Keqing's guess, the white-haired fox smiled mysteriously: "Sister Alice is undoubtedly a very generous person. If you find her and tell her your purpose directly, she will definitely not be stingy."

Keqing was now using her smart brain to find out one suspicious point after another, extinguishing the spark of excitement in her heart, and laughing angrily:

"There are more doubts. No matter how hard you try, the person who can defeat you can't be so generous. Am I such a fool in your heart? You don't even want to make some elaborate modifications to your lies."

Moving the stool to Keqing's side, the attendant Yingzhai acted like a caring little fox. He generously handed the tail to her and said in a gentle and soothing tone: "I swear in the name of the god I believe in..."

"I've already told you that I'm not stupid. I still remember the conversation between you and Secretary Gan Yu at noon. Although the secretary didn't say it explicitly, her words and deeds showed that you are a stubborn person."

"Tsk, it seems that no bad thoughts can be mixed in."

Smacking his lips regretfully, the God of Samurai Sakusai swore: "I swear, if I dare to mix even a little lie into the following conversation, all my hair will wither and fall off, and will never grow again, whether in human form or fox form."

"You must also make sure you don't miss anything about Alice."

Little girl Keqing will never fall into the same trap twice in one day, she thought, stopping the possibility of the God of Servant Yingsai playing word games.

The attendant god Sakurasai reluctantly added this condition to the oath he made.

"Okay, now you can tell me what you want to do."

"Old witch Alice paid a huge price this time to be able to move freely in Liyue. I don't think she will let me go so easily. She will definitely keep me here and have fun for a few days."

"You don't want me to delay, do you? How can I possibly handle a villain like you who can't even beat him?"

Keqing felt that the so-called dark history didn’t matter, since so many people knew about it anyway. If she worked hard, perhaps she wouldn’t have to watch the video, but she could hear other people’s detailed explanations.

"No, you don't need to delay."

The samurai Yingsai patiently explained, "Alice's personality is very troublesome. If you ask her for the video, she will definitely go to great lengths to set up a few fun and challenging levels for you. You just need to pass the levels and satisfy your own playfulness. You don't have to put in any effort and you can successfully hold her back."

"Childish fun?"

"Alice is very caring towards normal children like you. The reason why I was able to deceive you without any sympathy is entirely because you and I are close in age."

"Of course~ If you want me to be caring towards you in the future, I can't reduce your age, but I can lower your generation. Maybe after you become my junior, I can feel pity for you because of my responsibilities as an elder~"

After only a few short quiet sentences, the white-haired fox's true nature could no longer be restrained and revealed itself. Keqing did not answer, her eyes lingering over the midnight snacks brought by the servant Yingzhai, and finally she chose the Central Plains mixed vegetables sprinkled with red chili oil.

The little girl grabbed the tail in her hand and stuffed it into the Central Plains bastards.

"Bad—egg—!"

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