Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"Dear Rock King Morax, you don't want Lonely Cloud Pavilion to be blown to pieces by me, do you?"

The sinister laughter echoed in the huge Guyun Pavilion. The Qiuqiu tribe, who were preparing lunch, were so scared by the terrifying laughter that they fled in all directions, holding anything that could be used as a weapon in their hands and looking around vigilantly, fearing that a monster would suddenly jump out and swallow them whole.

Faced with these inexplicably familiar words, Zhongli said nothing, but just followed Alice closely to prevent the doll in her hand, which was three people tall, from falling to the ground and causing an explosion that might be only slightly worse than the Wind Dragon Ruins.

Alice weighed the heavy bomb in her hand, looked at Zhongli in surprise, and asked solemnly: "Your expression now tells me that someone just threatened you with the same words as you did... Baichen is indeed a born evil kid. How long have you been in Liyue? You can actually threaten the Geo King, a strong enemy!"

Just like seeing the rising sun, Alice's eyes were burning with the desire to find a strong enemy. Even though this strong enemy had not yet grown to its complete form and was not even one-tenth of her strength, his current level was enough for her to be ready for battle.

Who was the previous one?

Son of the Eightfold God.

Unfortunately, she encountered an unexpected change and met a shut-in goddess. She also had to serve as the chief priest of the shrine. She died on the way when she should have thrived, and only had a little ability left to bully Inazuma.

It really hurts me!

She thought she could only entertain herself in the future, but she never expected that when she was feeling discouraged, the potential of the samurai god Yingzai who appeared out of nowhere far exceeded her expectations.

Just the courage he had to threaten Morax at the age of four was enough to be considered one of the best in the world.

Zhongli was silent for a moment, then kindly reminded him, "You underestimate yourself a little bit. At least he doesn't have the guts to blow up a country's iconic building yet."

That is to say, given the customs of Mondstadt, people do not care much about historical antiques, even if it is a tower that once bore the birth of Mondstadt's freedom and the majesty of its resistance.

Otherwise, Alice would not be able to continue living in Mondstadt for a long time, as she would be arrested as soon as she stepped into the country.

"I know my kindness and moral bottom line. You think I am too evil. I haven't caused any trouble in Liyue yet!"

Alice was quite dissatisfied that her reputation had been tarnished for no reason. After an angry retort, she decisively demanded compensation: "Let me go free for a few days, and don't keep following me around and watching me."

Zhongli corrected calmly, "I haven't followed you around many times."

"That's right, you only come here in person when the short handsome guy is not available."

Alice acknowledged the mistake she had mentioned. Seeing that Zhongli didn't look like he would let go, she smiled and gently put down the bomb in her hand, took out a roll of red carpet, kicked it on the ground and spread it out.

The witch took a deep breath.

"Set me free! Set me free! Set me free!"

Rolling around on the red carpet, shouting out her demands continuously, Alice wished she could make a contract with Zhongli, making him believe that she could guarantee that she would never get into trouble in Liyue.

Unfortunately, although this is far from being a bad strategy, it is definitely not feasible.

Because she would really get into trouble here, so how could she guarantee it?

“No.” Zhongli shook his head firmly.

"I promise that this time when I go to Liyue Harbor, I will only cause trouble for little brother Yingzai."

"If you can promise that you won't cause any harm to Liyue when you're causing trouble for the little kids, I might be able to relax this time."

"..."

After a long silence, Alice pounded the ground and wailed, "Why do you always pick things that I can't guarantee? This is not the way to negotiate a deal. You yourself said that when formulating the contract rules, if one party feels that the cost is too high, they can give up signing it."

Zhongli nodded in agreement: "So you can give up."

"Zhongli, we can't be too rigid. Times are changing. Some rules can be relaxed, and we can even make some small changes."

Pointing at the Cloud Sea with one finger, the fiery witch spoke each word with great emphasis, "I swear in the name of my future son, if he causes any trouble in Liyue Harbor, the sky will split him and the sea will flood him!"

"Child? I remember that your witch club does have a witch who likes to explore fate. It looks like your bloodline is about to give birth... Turns out it's a cute girl. Congratulations."

The ancestor of all immortals took out the Morab and did some calculations without even spending any effort. The witch, who realized that the fate she had concealed was touched by others, opened the door of convenience after finding out the situation, and half-gave and half-stifled the knowledge of fate to her witch companion's friend.

"Betrayal! This is blatant betrayal!"

Alice stood up and grabbed the Mora that Zhongli used to perform divination. With the help of the remaining power of the God of Rock on it, she enhanced the power of her divination. She took the upper hand and suppressed her companions to start a duel in the invisible fate.

"...How could you betray me?"

"…I don't consider myself a fortune teller, so what's wrong with using some external forces to gain some help?"

"…Let's have a fight! Come on, let's meet at Dragon Ridge Snow Mountain in two months. Whoever loses will have to serve tea to the other at the next tea party!"

"…I'm not as shameless as you say!"

Zhongli shook his head and sighed: "She is still a lucky child. It's a pity that her hobby is the same as the most troublesome one among your many hobbies. That's fine. After all, she is better than you."

I just love explosions.

The child has a truly kind heart. In the future, he can avoid Alice's education and be led by an orthodox knight. At least he will not be led astray like that little fox.

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"Destiny tells the future, and the future is already determined."

Ignoring the hallucination-like voices in his ears, upon learning that Alice's upcoming maid Sakurasai plans to prepare a gift for his beloved sister, vowing to give her a surprise.

"The future you are heading towards has no chance of success. The fork in the road of destiny is in front of you. Follow the guidance and move to the right. You will reap unexpected surprises."

"You're so annoying~"

Shaking his fox ears unhappily, he glanced at the serious specialty store on the right that had a slight gleam in his eyes, and then the samurai god Sakurasai resolutely stepped into the store on the left that was famous for its strange and bizarre goods.

"The wrong fate will bring unfortunate consequences."

"Didn't anyone tell you not to trust a guy who doesn't know where his head is?"

"But you believed the message that Alice was coming."

The samurai Yingsai confidently retorted: "This is called selective listening. I don't have complete trust, so this is far from believing."

"How did you become like this at your age?"

The dreamy voice paused for a moment and introduced itself: "I am a member of the Witch Society, and Alice is also one of them. You can call me by my code name - "B"."

"So are you cooperating with Alice to tease me, or are you planning to use me to take revenge on her because you were frustrated by Alice?"

"the latter."

"Humph~ You are indeed Alice's accomplice. You are full of lies and not sincere at all. You gave the answer decisively without thinking. This is clearly premeditated."

"If I answer the former, you will say, 'Haha~ Although you have bad intentions, you are still quite sincere. But don't think your sincerity will win my favor. Anyone who can hang out with Alice must be a cunning person.'"

"He is definitely not a good person."

The attendant god Yingsai rebuked him righteously: "You are a cunning person if you can't just pry into the mind of a child casually."

"You are what Alice calls a genius. No wonder you want to replace Alice and become the scourge of Teyvat. You do have the potential, and you have the capital to not be beaten to death."

"It's a name that will go down in history! What kind of trouble is that? Don't let me know where you are, or I'll hire a lawyer to sue you."

The samurai Sakurasai has already arbitrarily concluded that the members of the Witch Society are not good people. How could a good person slander others?

The witch of fate asks with the guidance of the future: "How can I slander?"

"Eavesdropping on the child's thoughts again... Isn't it slander if you tell the truth?"

"You look a lot like Alice."