Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Why do birds fly?

In Mond's fairy tale, the birds were eager to touch the blue sky, so they bravely took the first step to conquer flight. With the help of the free breeze, they successfully spread their wings after repeated attempts, allowing their feathers to reach the sky, forcing all things to look up at them.

The truth is, birds must learn to fly. It is their way of survival, their means of escape. Birds that cannot fly are put on a countdown to death without a word. When disaster strikes, birds that cannot fly cannot escape.

Whether it is the hunter's bow and arrow, the four-legged animals running on the land, or the deep cave traps, it will be easier than usual to catch birds. Birds that should be free will become like chickens raised in captivity, fattened, released, and plucked...

Cut fresh corn into equal-sized segments, put the clean meat pieces into a casserole with water, along with a few slices of ginger and green onions tied into knots. Or perhaps a more complicated cooking method is used, where you only need to simmer it slowly for a few hours, skim off the foam, add seasoning, and wait until the umami flavor of the chicken and bones permeates the soup, and the chicken soup is ready.

“It’s delicious~”

In the cafeteria of the General Affairs Department, after drinking a bowl of hot chicken soup, the God of Servant Yingsai swayed his tail from side to side, savoring the remaining delicious taste in his mouth, and said with emotion:

"I'm so glad that humans can tame chickens. If they were allowed to learn to fly like birds and run around in the sky, where would all the delicious chicken food come from? It's a pity that Yae Shinko prefers fried tofu. I really don't know if she can be considered an orthodox fox."

How could a fox like to eat fried tofu that has no meaty taste?

I can’t figure it out, I really can’t figure it out!

"Yingzhai, are you full?" Ganyu looked away from the pot of juicy vegetables in front of her master with a troubled look, and finally gave up the idea of ​​going there for the fourth time.

Although Yingzai ate with relish, which made others seem to have an inexplicable appetite, as a Seven Stars Secretary, manners were still very important to her and she must not indulge her appetite just because she was greedy.

Yingzhai did not answer. He turned to look at Keqing, who had been staring at him fiercely since the beginning of the meal, and asked gently, "Big sister, are you full?"

“…You’re disgusting.”

The little girl was startled by the sudden tenderness, and silently moved aside, saying with disgust: "I'm not like you, a fox with a big fat pig appetite, who needs to eat so much."

"It's good that you're full. It's good that you're full. I'm just worried that you're not full. If you hear something surprising, you'll spit out a mouthful of rice. That would be disgusting."

Nodding in relief, the attendant Yingzhai then answered with a solemn oath: "Aunt Ganyu, just ask whatever you want to ask. I will never lie. If you don't believe me, I can tell you the truth right here."

The white-haired fox smiled politely, turned slightly to point at Tianshuxing who was dining with his daughter behind him, and read seriously:

"Watch out, this Tianshu star who is eavesdropping while dining has bad intentions. We don't know if he is trying to monitor the dangerous individuals who are already famous in Liyue, or if he is secretly watching the person he likes. Everything will have to wait for the investigation of the reporters on the scene."

"Cough cough..."

Tianshuxing, who had great self-control, swallowed the food in his mouth and then started coughing.

Huixin silently watched her panicked old father.

The god of valor Yingsai made a bold guess: "I think the latter possibility is more likely. After all, this uncle who looks quite old actually calls Aunt Ganyu, who only has the appearance of a girl, "sister" sweetly."

"Oh my~ Sister Ganyu, did you have a hard time working today? Sister Ganyu, thank you for sending me the information; Sister Ganyu, do you have someone you like? Sister Ganyu, I'm getting married, and here's the invitation."

Jumping off the table and moving away from Aunt Ganyu, the attendant Yingzhai said a few words in a pretentious voice and kindly reminded Keqing:

"If you want to learn from others, remember to say the last sentence with the reluctance of being able to see but not be able to approach. If a person can be replaced by the cold and quiet moonlight, then she must be an extremely beautiful existence in that person's heart. But it is precisely because she is too beautiful that you cannot get close to her. This kind of bitter emotion happens to be the purest expression of unrequited love!"

"Who would do such a bad thing as you?" Keqing shook her head and flicked her braids.

"Well, I overestimated your moral bottom line."

Keqing became even more annoyed. "Do you think I have such a low bottom line in your heart?"

"Who knows? But look, Tianshuxing, who had aspirations in his eyes, ultimately failed. The gap between the long-lived species and the short-lived species is so difficult to cross. He only has a few decades, and is just one of the many seven stars that the half-immortal Qilin has witnessed. The time he can exist is just a flash in the pan for her."

"Have you ever told her that you like her? Hmm~ Judging from your expression, no. Wow, I didn't expect that you didn't even express your feelings. Then you... Hmm! Hmm!"

The samurai god Sakurasai, whose mouth was covered by a surprise attack, was struggling.

After placing the naughty white fox next to her and keeping a close watch on it, Gan Yu tactfully helped to resolve the situation: "Everyone has a time when they are young and admire others. It is normal to have a crush on a pretty girl who passes by. The reason why Tianshuxing calls me sister is that she got used to it when she was young, and she has not changed it now."

"I see, it turned out to be a misunderstanding!"

The attendant Yingzhai used his excellent comprehension ability, looked at Tianshuxing solemnly and reminded her: "Remember to call Ganyu grandma in the future. After all, the half-immortal sitting next to me has been my secretary since the construction of Liyue Harbor."

Tianshuxing kept his head down and said nothing.

"Oh~ By the way, Aunt Ganyu, can you also be the object of my young love in the future? I also want to experience the feeling of being unable to be loved." The servant god Yingzhai continued to stimulate.

Ganyu didn't answer. She stretched out her finger and flicked his forehead lightly, and forcefully got back to the point: "Yingzhai, now we should talk about the words you hypnotized a Fatui to say before."

"Aunt Ganyu must think that this is smearing the reputation of the Rock King, right?"

"You still know? How can you defame the Emperor? As the next successor of the Naruto Grand Shrine and a retainer of General Raiden, the Son of God should have taught you well. Protecting the reputation of the gods is the duty of the retainers..."

Ganyu suddenly stopped teaching and remembered the teasing words that the Son of God said to General Lei Dian every time they met.

She took a deep breath and said, "Even if the Son of God has not taught you these things, if you want to surpass the Son of God, then you should not learn her bad habits, which are also habits that discredit your own godhood."

"Aunt Ganyu, do you know?"

The attendant Yingzhai said seriously: "I used to live in a small mountain village. I was raised by Yae Shinko in disguise. During this time, she cut off my access to the outside world and taught me every day that the general was a bad guy. At that time, I thought I was a hero who was about to defeat the general."

"That's why you must not learn the bad habits of the Son of God."

The attendant god Yingsai nodded in agreement: "It is indeed too bold to smear their image without the permission of the gods. I happen to be not a courageous person, so this time I broke away from the consent of Emperor Yanwang!"

"Agree?" Ganyu exclaimed in disbelief.

Tianshuxing no longer pretended to be deaf and dumb at this time. He raised his head and stared straight at the attendant god Yingsai.

The white-haired fox sneered, "I am very polite. I followed the etiquette when I asked him. In view of my politeness, the Rock King Emperor was very tolerant and agreed to my prank."

"Yingzai, you didn't lie to me, did you?"

Ganyu felt that it was more likely that she was hallucinating due to hunger.

"Well, since you are so unbelievable, I will add a few details. At that time, I stood opposite him. The Rock King is indeed the most ancient god. His power is indeed terrifying, but I did not show any fear, because I knew that I only needed to say one sentence to get his consent."

The attendant god Ying Zhai laughed coldly and said, "Emperor, you don't want your scandal to be exposed, do you?"