Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"The Guardian Forest is as dark as ever, and not even as lively as before. I didn't even encounter a single monster on the way. It seems that this place is no longer the gathering place for monsters as it used to be."

The wooden clogs stepped on the wet soil, and the white tabi were inevitably stained with some mud. The man who looked weak but had a bit of literary temperament walked slowly along the forest path.

He suddenly raised his head and looked far ahead.

"But it's still as lively outside as usual. Where did the explosion come from? It's still at the foot of Yingxiang Mountain."

With a slight sigh, he stopped paying attention and sat at the foot of the cliff to observe the surrounding scenery. His sharp gaze penetrated through his transparent eyes, trying to find the inharmoniousness of the surrounding scenery and take the opportunity to find the demon raccoon clan.

Since it is so rare to be able to come out of the earth and move around, and not be in a dazed state, then it is natural to move around in reality, find old friends, and think about the old friendship.

However, the man understood that this was a very difficult decision. If the historical materials he had read were correct, the foolish Gozo would definitely feel ashamed of being sealed by a human being, and would try his best to hide his own traces.

Ordinary monsters would be fine, but these fox monsters would probably make Gobazo avoid them. He also had those stereotypes in his heart, and he always thought that they would laugh at him.

It would be difficult to find Gobaicang with our current naked eyes. The only hope is the demon raccoon clan under his command. These naughty troublemakers are just like Gobaicang and should not be so quiet.

After sitting quietly for a while and confirming that there was no trace of the demon raccoon clan here at this moment, the man pounded his legs, stood up with a sigh, and took out a detailed map of the Guarded Forest with a sigh.

"I don't know when I can find Gobazo and make fun of him. General, if you can hear my prayers, please let Gobazo appear in front of me immediately."

After praying silently, the man who had given up hope suddenly raised his head. In his sight, he saw a big round hairy ball rolling down with small rocks, and a scream was heard as its head hit the rock wall.

Without any attempt to catch the fat man, the man consciously took a few steps back and touched the back of his head in surprise:

"Is this the General's special care for the old man? It seems that Ying has already known that we have temporarily come out of the earth veins, and maybe he is reminiscing with the Kitsuzai Palace now."

Watching the fat man fall to the ground with a 'duang' sound, and two people and a creature of unknown nature fell out of his arms, the man smiled and took the camera that was supposed to be used to take pictures of the sealed Gohyakuzo.

He greeted enthusiastically: "Now that we have seen it, let's say 'eggplant~~'!"

He first created a tornado, then faced the white light, held Paimon and made a "V" sign with both hands. Ying shook his head, barely shaking off all the mud that was stained on it. He stood up swiftly and shook Gobain, whose eyes were spinning.

The fierce wind was sweeping away all the incoming projectiles.

"Don't get dizzy here. There's no fox spirit circling in front of you." Ying, who easily dispersed the circling white-haired fox, said loudly, "This situation is not suitable for an ambush at all!"

Gozo was furious: "Who said there aren't stupid foxes spinning around in front of me? And who said this is not a good place to ambush? You have to remember that Lord Gozo always does things with depth. I came here because I have my own ideas."

"How about you tell me what your idea is specifically?"

"...Hanasanri can tell you everything that Gohyukura-sama is thinking. Gohyukura doesn't bother to explain such a simple thing."

The fat raccoon raised his hand and pointed, and Hanasari picked up the mask that had fallen to the side, turned his head to avoid the sight of others, wiped off the leaves that were somehow stained on his face, and put on the mask again to cover his face.

Hanasari whispered, "I think Gobazo is definitely planning to relax the enemy's attention, making them think that we fell off the cliff and were seriously injured, thereby increasing the chances of a successful ambush, or to make them give up the chase and return, so that we can follow the clues to find out."

"That's right! This is the plan of the wise Gohyukura-sama! You should listen carefully and learn well, and don't blame Gohyukura-sama whenever you encounter an accident that seems to be an emergency."

Slowly standing up and shaking off the dirt and gravel on his fur, Gozo looked up at the hazy figure on the cliff and said viciously, "Get ready. Lord Gozo will lead you to fight back. All irrelevant people should move aside."

If Lord Gobazo doesn't get angry, do you really think I'm that stupid fox?

Shaking himself up, Gobazo took a deep breath and exhaled slowly, only to see the figure standing on the edge of the cliff above suddenly soften and slowly fall down, with the musket in his hand falling.

Paimon silently moved aside.

Grabbing the traveler by the collar, she asked in a slightly horrified tone, "Remember that Paimon was fighting for food with this stupid raccoon cat before? You shouldn't hold a grudge against him, right?"

So my power has improved so much in the past few hundred years? ... Holding a breath of demonic energy in his mouth, thinking of the little things that had been leaked out before, Wu Bai Zang raised his chin mysteriously.

"Don't worry so much. If it were those petty-minded vixens, they might remember these things, but Lord Gobazo is different from them. Who doesn't know that I'm the most generous youkai?"

"Gobain never cares about these little things, nor does he bother to be compared with those vixens because of this matter. Come on, I will show you Gobain's spoils of war."

The fat raccoon raised his paw and cracked it open: "When the time comes, I'll give you one, her one, and me one. Let's see who can get the news first. Although there is no need to guess who will be the first candidate, the generous big monster is willing to give you a chance."

"You want to interrogate Paimon too?" The little mascot dodged. "Paimon is not good at this kind of thing. At most, he can only use some cute little tricks like releasing ants. This kind of childish trick is definitely not suitable for interrogation."

"Where did this cruel little devil come from?" The man raised his hand and volunteered, "I wonder if you are interested in adding me? Let me introduce myself. My name is Youzaimiya, and I am now determined to become the most powerful interrogator in the world."

"Of course, no problem, but your name is a bit unlucky."

Gobazo, who was in high spirits, had no idea what rejection meant. He casually waved his hand in response and calmed down his bristling hair: "Perhaps you should consider changing your name. With this name, you will definitely run into trouble."

"How can you change the name you received from your parents so easily? Even I think it's not good to have the word 'gong' in your name, as it may suggest that someone died young. But unfortunately, some people just like it."

Youzaigong sighed heavily, "And at least I am not going to die young yet. My luck has improved a lot, even if I suspect it is just a flash of luck."

"I didn't expect you to know your name so well. However, the first two characters of your name are not very good. Lord Gozo remembers a guy with a similar name to yours who always liked to mutter various lullabies."

"It's just that at that time, Lord Gobazo was very fond of participating in his lullaby activities. As long as you sit there and listen patiently, you can fall into a deep sleep soon. This is a very good thing."

Gobazo reminisces about the past.

'Youzai Palace' pinched his fingers gently.

So you weren't listening at all at that time? I once boasted to Kitsai Palace that even a big monster like you with clear eyes and a pure heart couldn't refuse my story.

Fortunately, Husaigong and I both died early, and did not even reach our 4,000th birthday, so I don’t hear such words, otherwise I would definitely be laughed at... Yourakusai couldn’t help but feel lucky.

There are advantages to dying early. If you think about it carefully, life in the underground veins is not impossible. Although most of the time you will be confused and unaware of the day and night, and basically you will not encounter interesting things, but being confused and unaware also has its advantages. In the blink of an eye, you will encounter interesting things like now.

"Kousai-no-miya agrees with my point of view. She also thinks that Ariruzai's lullaby is the best lullaby."

"Cough-cough-"