Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

[Yingzhai, I am glad to see you in person.]

[Have you been happy recently? I think I should be very happy. You are a fox who is very good at finding fun for yourself. I think you will not allow yourself to spend a boring day. But you know what? I haven't been very happy recently.]

[To be honest, I don’t really want to write to you. Rather than pouring out my recent sorrows in words in a letter, I’d rather have some physical contact with you, our breaths blending together, the heat hitting each other’s skin, and red marks appearing on your beautiful neck under my hands…]

[This is the way of expressing myself that I am looking for!]

[Unfortunately, I can’t break free now.]

[I think these seals are your work. Only you would be so bored as to make so many seals. So have you ever thought about how to solve this seal? I have been busy here for a long time, and the energy of the seal has been decreasing, but it has not disappeared!]

[I think this is a blatant fraud, but considering that you set these seals, I can make some concessions for the time being. As long as you include a quick way to remove them in your reply, I can consider not using the trick I prepared for my brother on you.]

[You should not know my recent training level, right? I have reached the realm of being as fast as the wind, as slow as the forest, as fierce as fire, as still as a mountain, as unpredictable as the shadow, and as powerful as thunder. You don't want the happiness between you and me to end here, do you?]

[This is a threat, so quickly give me the method, otherwise I will just abandon this mess, go to you, punch you hard, beat you to pieces, drag you back to the house, and turn you into a star slave!] (Ink scratches)

[This is a threat, so don't try to ignore it, or you'll be in trouble! Even General Raiden can't stop me, I say!]

The tip of the pen made a penetrating black dot on the white paper. Ying pushed away Paimon who was trying to peek. After waiting for a while for the ink to dry, she folded the letter paper and put it in the envelope, then stood up and returned to the dining table.

She was casually stirring the udon noodles in the bowl, looking at the big raccoon cat sitting opposite her with a bulging belly. She suddenly crossed her hands and supported her chin, and said with a heavy expression: "Ever since we rescued Gohyukura, who has a bigger appetite than Paimon, our stored food and Morala have been consumed very quickly."

"Not to mention that we have to go out to buy food every other day, what really deserves attention is Mora. When I came out this time, although I took into account the long journey and brought a lot, I did not consider the bad nature of the attendant god Yingsai."

The traveler pinched the empty wallet between two fingertips and shook it, then sighed worriedly.

"Then why didn't you, traveler, ask Sakurasai to send some Mora with the letter? I see you are really more careful..."

She easily suppressed Paimeng with one hand, and said with an apologetic look in her eyes: "Maybe in a few days I will have to use Paimeng's hidden private money to buy food, although this private money is a drop in the bucket."

Paimon's food expenses alone cost hundreds of thousands of Mora for a month. It seems that his small body has a big appetite, not to mention that there is another monster like Gohyakuzo who has a big body and an even bigger appetite.

His appetite is twice as much as Paimon's!

I don't know whether I should secretly sigh at Paimon's big appetite, relying on his petite body to become the unit of measurement of Gohyukzo's appetite, or I should complain that Gohyukzo's appetite seems a little small, only twice that of Paimon's petite body.

"If it were an ordinary family, they probably wouldn't even be able to afford to support Paimon." Gently rubbing the round and soft face in his hands, Ying complained to Hua Sanli.

Hanasari pondered and said, "Perhaps we can ask for help from the Narugami Taisha. I think they wouldn't mind providing us with a little help. The Narugami Taisha has never lacked funds. After all, the work of exorcism is not easy to do."

"That's a good idea indeed. If they're unwilling to take it out, then I think I'll have to teach them a lesson on behalf of the idiot fox. I really hope there's such an ignorant witch... Be careful!"

The delicate ears hidden under the dazzling hair suddenly twitched. With one hand around Hanasari's waist and with the other hand holding Paimon, Ying nimbly jumped behind Gobain, secretly thanking his lucky stars that the big raccoon cat's body was big enough.

As soon as the words fell, roaring gunshots echoed in the quiet woods. Bullets wrapped in flames penetrated the thick cloth of the tent. The dense barrage of bullets poured down, tearing the tent and everything in it.

Following the iron balls in were three bombs that were thrown in. Gobazo, who had been blocking the iron balls with an easy look on his face, suddenly looked serious. His belly bulged a little, and the iron balls hanging on his fur fell off one after another.

This needs to be taken seriously!

A flash of white light briefly lit up the dark sky. Murata raised his hand to stop the firing of the muskets, but he did not stop being vigilant. Looking at the smoke-filled front, he couldn't help but hold his breath.

He waited quietly for more than ten seconds. Just when he thought his plan had succeeded, a huge body broke through the smoke and rushed out. It seemed that the fat body was not enough to affect his movements. It stepped on the ground with four claws and fled towards the forest in the distance.

Murata's face grimly, but this development was not unexpected to him. After all, he was a close relative of the evil fox, so it was normal for him to have one or two means of saving his life, and it was even more normal for him to have a monster around him.

"Chase!"

At a command, when about five or six people rushed out, Murata took the lead and led everyone to rush out.

"Where is this person from?"

Grabbing the traveler's hair tightly and forced to float in the air, Paimon shouted, "We haven't offended anyone recently, have we? Occasionally robbing the passing sea ghosts is also a way to eliminate the roots. What's wrong with these people?"

"Perhaps they are from the Fatui. The muskets in their hands are definitely not crudely made. There are only a few people who are equipped with and manufacture muskets in large quantities, and there are only a few people who have hatred against them."

He swung his sword to split the incoming iron ball into two halves, with a solemn look on his face.

Paimon suddenly had an idea: "So it was Arlecino who finally got the urge to kill and silence the witnesses, right? Paimon was saying that anyone who could become an executive officer in an evil organization like the Fatui would be ruthless. How could Arlecino watch someone snatch her fox away?"

"Hiss~ Paimon's guess... is absolutely impossible! How could Alechino do such a thing? At least Linnet hasn't gotten into any accidents yet."

The sword blade slashed out three thunder magatama, followed by a green tornado that swept them up and attacked behind him. Ying looked at the nearby Guardian Forest in front of him and snorted coldly, "Won't we know who shot it down later?"

"If they dare to use a bomb to blow me up, I will let them know how the travelers write!... But then again, their action is not completely without benefits. I suddenly thought of something."

Shaking the hair that Paimon had been holding, the scenery in front of him suddenly became darker. Looking at Gobazo nimbly crossing the forest, Ying said faintly: "We can't enter the existing cave, why don't we blow up a new one?"

"The new entrance can't be sealed, right? We don't have to go through the seal. We can just place a miniature bomb to create a new exit." Ying suddenly felt that Paimon was a fool for not even thinking of this good idea.

"This is absolutely impossible."

Gobazo, who had always been inclined to repair the seal, spoke freely: "According to Lord Gobazo's observation, the little fox who set up the seal obviously considered this method. The seal has a probing effect on the cave below."

"As soon as it senses a living creature inclined toward humans entering, the seal will explode, collapsing the rocks at the entrance of the cave through the explosion, burying the entire cave below... Even Master Gohyuko would find such a cruel method difficult to deal with!"

Hanasari was a little surprised: "I didn't expect this to be the case. I thought the traveler's method would work. Thank you, Gohyukura, and thank you, Ying."

An incoming iron ball was split apart by the sword, and Hanasari breathed a sigh of relief.

"Gohyukura-sama is so reliable!"

Gobazo was so happy that he almost lost himself in joy.

Even though it wasn't the stupid fox who praised him personally, but considering their inheritance issue, it can barely be considered as the stupid fox admitting his own stupidity and giving the title of the smartest monster to Lord Gohyukura.

"Hehe~ Sit down, Master Gohyukura... hm?"

The chubby raccoon stepped on the empty ground with some surprise.