Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

It was a sunny afternoon, and your brother and I had just finished a friendly conversation...

"Tsk~ This drink doesn't taste good."

With most of his body soaked in the hot spring, tasting the rather bland wine, Tartaglia couldn't help but sigh and said with disdain, "With me, even a kid like Tok can drink this kind of strong wine."

"I've heard that Inazuma's drinks taste light, but I didn't expect them to be so bland. How is this different from drinking water?"

He took out a tinder and shook it over the wine in the glass. Seeing that the wine couldn't even ignite a spark, Dadalia suddenly felt bored.

"Does the hot spring here have stronger drinks?"

"Go out and ask the counter. It's easier to get drunk while drinking while soaking in the hot spring. Most of the alcohol here is not very strong. Although there are some high-concentration liquors, in order to prevent idiots from falling into the hot spring pool and drowning after getting drunk, those liquors are under surveillance."

"There is indeed such a risk, but I am not worried about it."

Tartaglia stood up calmly. The dizziness caused by the so-called sake was not even as great as soaking in the hot spring for a while. This good man from the winter walked out of the hot spring with swift steps.

The attendant god Yingsai blinked thoughtfully, took out an alarm clock from his ear and set the time.

Tartaglia didn't know that his time had already entered the countdown. He walked faster and faster, and soon came to the counter and asked, "Give me two bottles of high-concentration liquor, two sweet flower-stuffed chickens, two French fries, and a little more ketchup."

After taking a look at the menu hanging on the counter, Tartaglia ordered some extra food. After the overnight incident, he was indeed a little hungry. Besides, one cannot drink too much, he always needs something to chew in his mouth.

Besides, it wasn't him who paid. He had been Morax's wallet so many times in Liyue, so what was wrong with him treating the Samurai Sakusai as his wallet in Inazuma?

It just so happened that he knew Morax.

"Sir, we don't provide strong alcoholic beverages unless necessary..."

"I am a Solstice man."

"Oh."

The originally gentle expression seemed a little frozen. The counter waiter calmly took out several bottles of strong liquor from the remaining cabinet and placed them on the table one by one. Then he quickly walked to the kitchen and brought the food that Tartaglia requested.

After all, he was a waiter who had been in the industry for more than ten years, and he did not deliberately make things difficult for us with regard to food and drink. The French fries were indeed sprinkled with a full layer of ketchup as Tartaglia said, and the sweet and sour smell wafted in our faces.

Holding two bottles of liquor under his arms, Tartaglia calmly picked up the two trays and walked swiftly towards the hot spring. However, halfway through, his brain, which had been working clearly, suddenly paused.

"Why do you suddenly feel a little disgusted?"

Standing by the open window in the corridor, letting the cool breeze from outside blow, Tartaglia shook his head which seemed to be getting more and more dizzy, tried his best to keep his body steady, and began to look for the cause in confusion.

Could it be that the Samurai Sakurasai's smuggling operation did not stop there, and there is a high probability that another unknown cousin has mistakenly entered a village and implicated me?

This seems a bit possible...

He can't be drunk, right?

Tartaglia laughed and shook his head.

The only alcohol he had tasted today was the home-brew wine that was barely called wine. It tasted bland, even less flavorful than wine mixed with a lot of water. How could he get drunk?

Feeling confused, Tartaglia forced himself to walk a little further with his sore limbs.

But he soon stopped again like last time. Fortunately, he was not forced to stop because of a sudden discomfort in his body like last time.

"Servant God Yingsai, hurry up..."

Bang~~

At the moment the body fell to the ground, a faint sound came from the brain placed next to the hot spring, and the fox tail caught the falling wine and food in time.

The samurai god Sakurasai looked with interest at Tartaglia who was falling head on with one hand stretched forward.

"Alas, you still want to drink strong alcohol in your condition? If you are so good at drinking, why don't you know that some alcoholic drinks don't taste like alcohol, but in fact they make you fall down every three steps."

This wine might be more effective than some crude knockout drugs.

"In order to avoid getting drunk, I bought a fruit juice drink with only a hint of alcohol. I didn't expect Dadalia to fall down so quickly."

The little Thunder Fox shook his head and sighed as he rolled up the banner with his tail, "I was so panicked at that time that I mistook tomato juice for blood. I almost thought that Tartaglia was gone and even bought the urn for his ashes."

Jumping down from the urn, the little Thunder Fox raised his paw and stepped forward, comforting himself:

"But it's not useless. The doctor who did a quick examination said that if Ajax's liver is severely damaged, he must undergo a resection surgery to remove the necrotic part and use an alchemical liver as a replacement."

"This urn can be used to hold Ajax's liver. However, the only difficulty is that alchemical livers are quite expensive. This kind of alchemical item that can replace human body parts basically requires people who are highly skilled in the field of alchemy to make."

The little thunder fox looked sad:

"I am just an ordinary elemental creature. I was not even born naturally. I do not have the huge power of other elemental creatures. If I had not gained intelligence by accident, Lord Quan Gongsi would have cancelled me after using me."

"Although I have received a generous salary over the years, most of it was used to buy other useful or useless things. The remaining savings can be used for surgery, but to buy an alchemical liver..."

"I can only afford a minimally priced, barely functioning alchemical liver."

"Can my brother still hold on?" Tok asked with concern:

"If the surgery doesn't have to be done right now, I can write a letter asking Sister Dongnia to send money over first. My brother makes a lot of money as a toy seller, so there's a lot of money at home."

"The surgery is indeed not that urgent. The medication can last another half a year, but I think this can only be a backup plan. In fact, I prefer to ask an alchemist to make an alchemical liver." The little thunder fox said meaningfully:

"There aren't many alchemists in Teyvat, and it's even hard to hire one with money. I do have information about an alchemist, and I can get the upper hand, but it's hard to hire him."

Captain Inazuma exclaimed subconsciously:

"You don't want to ask Master Quan Gongsi to make it, do you? I'm afraid that's not possible. Master Quan Gongsi has tedious affairs to deal with every day. To be honest, Master Quan Gongsi was able to become a master in such a complex field as alchemy thanks to his extraordinary talent."

"Even if I can only squeeze out a little time occasionally, it is enough to catch up with the progress of a talented alchemist in more than ten years." Captain Inazuma couldn't help but sigh:

"Master Quan Gongsi is very talented in many areas."

How can I squeeze out a little time? Don’t think that I played during the day while studying alchemy. My soul was squeezed by working overtime at night! ... The little thunder fox coughed twice and said:

"If it is an alchemical liver made by an alchemist like Lord Gon Gongsi, I think that liver will have other more miraculous effects besides maintaining the functioning of the human body, such as inhibiting other parts of the human body."

"This is a great thing for your brother. To become the most famous toy seller and let the name of Ajax resound throughout Teyvat, this is not something that can be achieved overnight, and it is not just a matter of luck."

"Your brother works very hard on weekdays, but humans have their limits after all! I can go without sleep for two years, but your brother can't go without sleep for two weeks. It's normal for his liver to be damaged in such high-intensity work."

"And the alchemical liver can fully support his body to fulfill his dream, and even allow him to remain healthy after completing his dream..."

"Unfortunately, it is very difficult to ask the Lord of the Palace to help. He doesn't care about anything other than the castle tower. Zhidong has had a tense relationship with us in the past. It is even more impossible for the Lord of the Palace to squeeze out precious time to carry out alchemy work."