Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

How to deal with a disobedient child?

Captain Inazuma has a trick up his sleeve.

How to deal with a daring child?

Captain Inazuma has experience.

How to deal with hyperactive children?

Captain Inazuma has a good idea.

Dragging the one-eyed Xiaobao, who was carved entirely from heavy rock, with one hand, a ray of light similar to the Eye of God flashed on the surface of the fine stone sculpture. Captain Inazuma took off the Eye of God worn on his waist and hung it in his pocket, then brought the one-eyed Xiaobao to the deck.

Looking at the strange yet familiar outlying island pier below, Captain Inazuma sighed heavily and said, "You win."

He raised his head and stared at the Winter Child sitting on the stone sculpture. He gritted his teeth unwillingly and said, "You take good care of it. Even when you sleep, you tie it around your waist with a rope so that I can't steal it."

"According to our agreement, this stone sculpture is now your trophy. I hope you can treat it well in the future. I hope you will remember every moment that this stone sculpture was made by a master."

Captain Inazuma reluctantly stroked the smooth surface of the stone sculpture. He seemed unwilling to say more about this. He stopped talking about it with a gloomy face and instead cast his attention downwards, asking:

"Have you found your brother? To be honest, I know a little bit about the famous toy seller of Inazuma, but I really don't know your brother's name. Maybe he's not that famous."

"certainly not!"

Tok held the small and exquisite one-eyed Xiaobao doll in his arms and subconsciously retorted: "My brother said that he wanted to be the number one toy seller in Teyvat! He will not be unknown here."

"Uncle Captain, you haven't been back to Inazuma for a long time, right? Three or four years can change a lot of things, just like the wine that dad just brewed and buried, it will stink in three or four days."

Wearing a heavy felt hat on his head, Tok, who came from a cold country, didn't seem to feel the heat at all. He said with great energy, "Don't underestimate my brother's ability. He has definitely made a great name for himself in Inazuma now!"

"I'm really curious..."

"Hmph~ My brother is so amazing, it's normal for the captain to be curious."

"I really don't know what kind of creature your father is. In a country like Winter, even if something goes wrong in the process of brewing wine, it shouldn't stink in three or four days, right? If it's buried outside, it will basically freeze into ice."

"Don't worry about such trivial matters! Why do I feel the same as my brother?"

Toke scratched his hair with a frown on his face and said gloomily, "I heard from sister Dongnia that my brother has become strange since some time ago. He always pays attention to very strange things and viewpoints."

"I think this is normal... But your brother should have made a name for himself here. Look at that banner, Ajax? I think that should be your brother's name."

“Indeed!”

Standing on tiptoe and looking in the direction pointed by the captain, Tok finally saw the little lightning fox holding a small banner among the crowd. From a distance, he could barely make out the word "Winter" as small as a sesame seed.

Tok's eyes lit up: "Is this a fox monster unique to Inazuma?"

"This is a little lightning fox made by a fox monster unique to Inazuma. But I want to advise you not to be too optimistic. Your brother is very likely to have gained fame, but there is also a possibility that he has been suppressed."

Captain Inazuma looked solemn, as if there was an invisible pressure pressing down on him. He didn't even dare to speak loudly, and could only whisper: "Inazuma now has only two fox monsters. Yae Gongsi's lightning elemental power tends to be pink, and only the God of Attendants Quan Gongsi is a purer purple thunder."

"Logically speaking, the Grand Palace Attendant of the God should not come here to pick people up. Compared with the lazy, idle, and idle Yae Palace Attendant, the Grand Palace Attendant should be in charge of the affairs of the castle tower."

"His job is as busy as your Solstice Queen. He spends every day toiling, thinking about how to make Inazuma prosper, and he has no contact with people like toy sellers."

The fair and impartial Captain Juntoku maintained an objective philosophy and analyzed: "Because Lord Quan Gongsi has no time, Lord Yae Gongsi who really has time... do you know what this means?"

"You want to meet Lord Quan Gongsi, attract his attention, and even have him come to pick you up. This is not something that an ordinary toy seller can do..."

"My brother is not ordinary!" Tok thought this was a very normal thing.

Captain Inazuma said disappointedly: "You still don't understand what I mean. The role that a toy seller can play in Inazuma's development is minimal. Even if you become the number one seller in Teyvat, Lord Gon Palace will not be interested in paying attention."

"Only if you violate the eternity related to Inazuma, the followers of the God of Eternity will not allow anyone to violate the execution of eternity."

This time Tok understood.

He remained silent for two or three seconds, and soon his little face turned pale with fright, his lips trembling as if he was in a world of ice and snow.

"Is my brother going to be okay?"

"It depends on how serious his matter is. Let's go. Inazuma Sanbuyo does not support involvement, and Lord Quan Gongsi is the most fair and just Baichen Fox Fairy. He will not let you get hurt. We can go down and ask him."

"it is good!"

After dropping the one-eyed little gem sculpture that he had thought of as his beloved, Tok didn't even have time to take care of his slightly loose shoelaces. He quickly ran down the wooden board connecting the ship and the dock, passed through the dense crowd, and stepped into an area avoided by many passers-by.

The little Thunder Fox, who was sitting on the box and slowly shaking his tail, noticed Tok's arrival. He yawned slowly and said unhurriedly: "It seems that you are Ajax's younger brother. Now there is a good news and a bad news. Which one do you want to hear?"

"..."

"Woohoo~ Can I not listen to either of them?"

Tears subconsciously overflowed from the corners of his eyes. Toke lifted the corner of his clothes to wipe his nose and asked while crying, "What happened to my brother?"

"Congratulations on learning how to answer quickly. If he hadn't had an accident, I wouldn't have come to pick you up." The little Thunder Fox sighed and said:

"He is bedridden now. The first bad news is that he can't come to pick you up. The second bad news is that he can't even get out of bed. You need to take care of some of his affairs."

"Of course, I can actually handle it, but I'm not that willing to do so. Besides, I have no reason to handle this matter. After all, it's a matter of showing brotherhood between you two."

Tok's legs felt slightly warm.

His pupils trembled and fell on the box where the little thunder fox was sitting.

Now the meaning is very clear. My brother had a minor accident during the past few days at Inazuma, and now his condition is so serious that he is bedridden and even unable to wake up.

I'm afraid it's dying and will be put into the box in the next moment.

The little Thunder Fox said slowly, "After cleaning up his vomit, you still have to ask a doctor to take a look. Don't worry about the cost. As a friend, I will help him pay for it. This matter is of utmost importance."

"As someone who was born in the Kingdom of Winter, I think you should know how strong alcohol the people in your country can drink. Your brother used to be able to drink alcohol that was strong enough to ignite, just like most people in the Kingdom of Winter."

"But he has been in bad shape recently. Just a few glasses of Wu Youting's homemade drinks, which can barely be called wine-flavored juice, have made him so drunk that he can't be found. Maybe there is something wrong with his liver."

The fox's tail shook gently, and the little thunder fox said worriedly:

"Most of the problems are not minor if they are internal. If Ajax's liver is really in trouble, not being able to drink alcohol is a minor matter. What is really scary is that he may become so serious that he cannot take care of himself."

“This is really good news…”

Tok rejoiced from the bottom of his heart.

Compared to the bad news that almost made people mistakenly think that their brother was about to pass away, this is undoubtedly good news that can comfort people. After all, being unable to take care of oneself is much better than stopping living directly.

But Toke soon asked worriedly: "Is my brother's condition serious now?"

"Of course it's serious. He's still unconscious from the alcohol he drank yesterday afternoon. The doctor we called in said he needs to open his stomach for a thorough examination, but since I'm not his family member, the examination has been put on hold for the time being."

Samurai… The innocent, cute, and kind little thunder fox smiled and said, “Let me explain to you in detail what happened.”