Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

June is the season of midsummer. The cicadas that have been buried in the soil to accumulate energy shed their transparent and thin shells, crawl out of the soft soil, jump lightly onto the tree branches, and start singing with their companions in midsummer.

A tiny white fox, no bigger than a palm, was strolling happily at the entrance of the cave, holding an unlucky cicada in its mouth. The first meal in the fox's life made him excited. Even though under his soft meat pad was a stone that was mostly buried in the soil, he felt the heroic spirit of conquering the world.

Today is the first day of his birth. The white fox is different from his fellow foxes. His fur is fluffy and soft, as beautiful white as snow. His eyes reflect the color of the sky the moment he opens.

His limbs are agile and active, and running and jumping are of no difficulty to him. Even a flying cicada cannot escape his prey.

Then he looked at his fellow human being, who was soaking wet, unable to open his eyes, and could only move his soft and fragile body in the dark cave.

So the white fox knew that he was different. On the first day, he could run, jump, and even cleverly catch a flying object.

If you have a way to deal with flying things today, you may become the overlord among foxes tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow you will definitely be able to conquer this vast land and become a fox king.

"Hmph~ You missed a great opportunity."

It’s just that the parents of ordinary foxes are very afraid of the gifted white fox. They don’t understand why they, with their red fur, can give birth to a white fox. They also don’t understand why the newborn white fox can jump to the cave entrance as soon as it escapes.

The unknown brings fear, and so does the fear of unintelligent beasts.

So two hours after birth, the natural monster became a fatherless and motherless fox. He rolled on the lawn, admired his beautiful fur by the pond, and dug out cicadas as food by following the smell.

The white fox left the fox cave and wandered around in the wilderness. The grassland mud he picked up along the way decorated his body. He was more convinced of his extraordinary talent. Wild animals bigger than him did not dare to approach him and always avoided him.

So the newly born white fox did not continue to make a fox hole. Instead, it wandered around in a grove of trees and finally randomly chose a lucky person's tree hole, taking on the worry of no one looking after the lucky person when he left.

The lucky guy seemed to be very relieved about the white fox. His back as he left was firm and decisive, as if he was going to fulfill a vow that he could not escape.

The white fox's natural uniqueness separated him from his parents, but this also made him feel at home in the wild. He did not need to fear any wild beasts, there was no fear, no life-and-death danger, and even cold and heat had little effect on him, except... hunger.

While filling his appetite day and night, he met a man in the second midsummer, a man who looked dazed.

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"Happy birthday, this is the birthday present that the Son of God prepared for you."

The white fox, who was born a monster, had a good memory. He recalled the food he had eaten in a year and used this to determine the day of his birth and birthday.

June 28th - a day of super coincidence.

Ganyu secretly sighed at the fate of the three, took out two beautifully wrapped gift boxes, and said softly: "The Son of God asked me to tell you that next time you miss your birthday, it won't be so easy to get a gift again... Hmm~ The Son of God is still a little hard-mouthed but soft-hearted."

"This gift is a pill I asked Ah Ping to make. It can replenish energy and fill hunger. I calculated the dosage based on my appetite when I was a child. If you think it's too much, Yingzhai, you can break off some."

Holding her chin in her hand, Gan Yu looked at the white fox in front of her that looked like her in her childhood. As she recalled the past, her voice became more gentle unconsciously: "Most white fox fairies like to move around. I have never seen a quiet one. If you miss a meal one day, you can use this to replenish your energy."

It is obviously a very convenient pill to use, but unfortunately, even after taking this pill, Ganyu still inevitably gained weight. In the end, she had no choice but to adopt the strategy of eating less and exercising more to lose weight.

Fortunately, she has a semi-immortal physique, otherwise her appetite would not keep up with her exercise, and her body would collapse during the weight loss process.

"Thank you Aunt Ganyu."

"You're welcome, as long as you like it."

Ah~ It feels so wonderful to be an aunt. Even if ordinary people know that I am older, they will only call me sister based on my appearance. I am at least a thousand years older than the Son of God, but she has still called me that for so many years, hasn't she?

The gift from Yae Shinto was a red string with three gorgeous blue feathers hanging on it. The attendant god Sakurasai picked it up doubtfully with two fingers, put his nose close to it and sniffed it gently. There was no suspicious smell, but there was a foul odor that would not fade away once it was touched.

The illusory fox face of the servant god Yingzhai wrinkled and he whispered softly, "Is it that simple? There is no trick at all. It really makes Linghu feel bored. Is she trying to compensate me?"

"Maybe there is another secret?" Ganyu felt that this was indeed not the mysterious surprise mentioned in the letter, but most of the magic spells of Bai Chen's lineage were somewhat strange, and perhaps they had other functions.

"But these three feathers look so familiar, why do they look a bit like Master Liuyun..." Gan Yu exclaimed softly, suddenly raised her head to look out the window, and reached out to hug the attendant god Yingzhai.

Otherwise let the Son of God do it again!

"It's my feather!"

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"This is the gift he gave me? How come it's not fancy at all? It's a bit boring."

The cherry blossoms that bloom all year round fluttered and fell into the small dish. The pink petals broke into the curtain of sky reflected by the transparent sake, depicting different colors. Sitting under the sacred cherry tree, Yae Kamiko looked at the small bell stuffed with cotton in her hand, feeling very bored.

"Well~ And it was hidden in the kitchen of the castle tower. In the end, those chefs who were on guard against me found it. It would be better to give me a treasure map and let me look for it."

She casually threw it to the little shrine maiden who had just entered the Narukami Taisha Shrine. Yae Kamiko swallowed the sake and cherry blossoms together, bit a piece of fried tofu and held it in her mouth. The rich soup with its delicious taste made her feel relaxed.

The little witch looked down at the bell in her hand. It seemed to be just an item bought on the street, but the sound it made when it was shaken was quite beautiful. Fortunately, when the priest threw it to her, the cotton was accidentally knocked off, otherwise she would not have heard such a beautiful sound.

'Listen to it again.'

Thinking in her heart, the little witch shook the bell, and the crisp and pleasant tinkling sound intoxicated her.

The priestesses who were sitting around and seemed to be watching what they were doing, but were actually observing secretly, looked at each other in bewilderment.

'Come and rescue!'

"Palace Chief is so awesome!"

'Push this pervert up.'

'Wouldn't that make the child worse off?'

'Are you going?'

'I don't dare.'

After a secret conversation, the perverted witch half-refused, but really didn't want to disappoint her colleagues' expectations of her, so she had to go up with reluctance. Her originally light steps gradually became more vigorous as she walked.

"Master Palace Administrator, I..."

"I want to be your dog!"

The little witch with blurry eyes suddenly stood up, opened her arms to the surroundings, and recited passionately: "Ah - if you want to know who the treasure of the world is, it must be the Yae Goddess. She is the treasure bestowed by the Ming God to the world. She is kind-hearted, compassionate and friendly, and cares for every person in trouble!"

"Who can escape the charm of the Eightfold God? No one! Miss Fox's every move is stirring my heartstrings, every word Miss Fox says is an order I must obey, even a strand of Miss Fox's hair is a feast for my surprise."

"When I only look at Miss Fox, nothing else can be seen in my eyes. When I only think about Miss Fox, nothing else can be kept in my heart. Miss Fox is everything to me. I only want to listen to her and see her."

"Yaezae Yaezae, the best in the world! Son of God, Son of God, the most beautiful in the world! Let us be thankful that we have the honor to meet Miss Fox and feel her care for us!"

"..."

'Probably crazy.'