Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Accidents and miracles are essentially the same thing, both representing developments that are beyond control. There is no difference between them, except that people always like to call bad things that happen beyond expectations "accidents", while miracles are always given beautiful meanings.

Reality is undoubtedly absurd. Life is full of unexpected accidents and excitement. No one can guarantee that everything that happens is as expected. Even smart people cannot control these two things.

The samurai Sakurazai thinks that he believes in miracles, whether it is the miracle of love or the miracle of family affection, he believes in it, because humans have long determined the definition of miracles, and the miracles that happen to him must be good things.

As for the bad things that are beyond the prediction? Don't humans have another set of definitions? Who would call the bad things that happen to themselves a miracle? The two are essentially the same, but in fact, they have long been different in people's minds.

Cut, cut hard!

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Ganyu feels that things that truly surprise her rarely happen. It's not that she is smart enough to control any accidents and miracles. Even the Emperor cannot do it. In fact, she has simply lived too long, and there are very few bad things that surprise her.

Demon War, Seven-Star Secretary, Ganyu who still looks like a girl is not young at all and can be ranked among the top among the immortal species in Teyvat.

There are not many immortals who participated in the Demon War, except for the demons who escaped to the Dark Sea. Ganyu happens to be one of them.

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Why did the attendant god Yingzhai choose to go to the tiger's den?

Of course, because there are enough benefits.

There are many people in the world who are heading towards danger. Some of them are tempted by tangible benefits, while others are also tempted by benefits, but they are just attracted by love and emotions.

The same is true for the attendant god Yingsai.

The General was not very good at chatting, and she didn't seem to remember very clearly about Yae Shinko's childhood. However, although the General did not reveal too much, she still pointed out a clear path for him.

When Yaegami was young, she didn't always stay with Inazuma, but would go out with them occasionally. It so happened that one person who was never absent from this "them" was Kitsune Saigū, a fox who was quite talkative.

Because of its distance advantage, Liyue is a place where the Eightfold Divine Son is often taken to play, and almost all the immortals in this rock country have seen the pink-haired fox, and most of the immortals who have talked with Kitsuzai Palace are still alive in the world.

The attendant god Sakurasai was very curious about the childhood of Yae Shinko, and he couldn't wait to know. He wanted to hold these things in his hands as a secret weapon, so he came.

Being able to be friends with Yae Goddess, this Seven Star Secretary must be a character full of scheming. The Samurai God Sakurasai has gone through many rehearsals on the road, and he is praying very seriously, hoping that things will not develop in an unexpected direction.

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Why did Ganyu try her best to prevent the Eightfold Son of God from disturbing her?

Of course, the tight schedule also has its own benefits for her.

Unlike immortals, Ganyu has half human blood. Her mother is a Qilin and her father is a herbalist. She was born in an era when humans still used plants as clothes.

There are many legends about Qilin and humans on the market in Liyue. Ganyu has collected them in her spare time. However, perhaps because of the long time since then, the circulated records are incomplete. Even the most authoritative version is a mixture of truth and falsehood.

Ganyu has no memory of her father. She has lived in the world of immortals since she was young. Mountains and flowing water, white clouds and mist, and fairy grass and Ganoderma lucidum are what make up her childhood memories, rather than the mundane world of the human world.

She originally thought that she would continue to live like this and become a member of the mysterious and ethereal immortal family.

Ganyu once thought so, but after she walked into the human world, the human blood in her body drove her to move towards a more lively group.

Living in a cave in the mountains, she felt that it was too lonely and cold, and she longed for a more lively group. Living in a house in the human world, she felt that the group was too lively, and it would be better to live in a quieter place.

This is Ganyu's contradiction. For thousands of years, she has not been able to reconcile her contradiction, and she still feels distressed and sad about it in her free time.

The tedious work was the only relief for her.

Ganyu didn't want to be idle for too long, so she wanted her tight work schedule not to change.

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The world is indeed full of miracles.

The attendant god Yingzhai thought that his perception of Yae Shenzi, an alien with Baichen bloodline, was a bit stereotyped. The real Miss Ganyu was not as sinister as he expected. She kept saying "Ahhh" as soon as she saw him.

In reality, Ganyu was holding the lunch box that blocked her view. Her voice was soft and sticky, and she sounded like someone who had not gotten enough sleep. She looked very cute.

I probably fell in love with her at first sight... The samurai Yingzhai thought, maybe Yae Shinko had the same thought when she first met Ganyu, so she became friends with her.

It must be fun to play a trick on such a confused person!

Moreover, everything I am going to do next is not for my own selfish desires. If I don’t change like that, what if the lovely Miss Dare is ashamed and angry?

The round white fox, which looked like a ball, climbed onto the table with great difficulty, then kicked off with its legs and pounced towards Ganyu.

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There wouldn't be so many accidents in the world.

After placing the lunch boxes, which were so many that they exceeded the space of the Eye of God, on the table, Miss Ganyu, who had regained her sight, saw a white ball rolling towards her. She did not have time to care about the stunned priestess in the corner of the detention room, and stretched out her hands to scoop up the ball.

Her plan to tell her shameful things first when she pushed the door open just now was really effective!

I knew it, how could I not get fat when my appetite is almost the same as hers?

The shoulder now soaked with tears was a sign that her little trick was about to succeed.

Tears dripped down in large pieces, and the servant Yingzhai choked and cried, "Aunt Ganyu! I thought you would laugh at my body shape like the Son of God, boohoo... I was actually very scared to see you... I'm sorry, Aunt Ganyu! I thought you were as bad as the Son of God, you are so kind!"

Touching the fur that the white fox had carefully taken care of, and listening to his praise for her, Ganyu's face unnaturally flushed, and she gently comforted him: "Yingsai, can I call you that? You don't have to believe what Shenzi said. In fact, she thinks you are very cute like this, but she is embarrassed and can't bring herself to hug you."

"Aunt Ganyu, you are so kind!" The white-haired fox was so moved that it shook its tail vigorously, not hiding the surging emotions in its heart at all.

"No...no, actually, these are just my experiences."

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The samurai Yingzai thinks he has found happiness, Ganyu thinks he has found success, so how does the third person in this detention room feel now?

The battle-hardened witch could no longer control her broken heart. The tender scene of the Qilin and the fox hugging each other turned into a fat pink-haired fox and a beautiful and majestic general in her eyes...

Miss Miko understood that this was an illusion passed down by the Baichen Fox Fairy lineage. Lord Palace Administrator often used this method to tease them, under the pretext of helping them practice the Mingshen spell faster. It could be said that she had developed resistance to it.

Now she only needs to gently make a hand gesture and recite a spell to break free from the illusion.

However, a truly sophisticated illusion is one that makes the person being cast know that it is an illusion and yet is unwilling to escape from it.

Miss Miko simply couldn't resist the pink-haired pig's coquettish look. The devilish prestige of Lord Palace Administrator had been shattered in her heart. She was sure that she would not be able to help laughing when she talked about Lord Palace Administrator next time.

"I was too young before. There are so many strange things in Teyvat every year. How could there be nothing to arouse my emotions? Master Yingsai, please keep working hard and let the pink pig make more..."

"Hehehe~" Miss Miko is laughing.