Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"Good morning! I hope you are now conscious and have no sequelae."

"Good morning……"

The bright light shone on his pupils, a few tears overflowed from the corners of his eyes. He turned his head to avoid the dazzling light, his eyes fell on the unfamiliar ceiling, and Ke Fu blinked, trying to restart his brain.

His slightly dilated pupils regained focus, and he struggled to ask, "Where am I now? What time is it now?"

"We booked the best room at the inn in Yilongbu. It's been a week since you fainted. We've been working very hard these past few days, and we were able to move you from the carriage to here yesterday morning."

A few little foxes came out to support Kefu's back and let him sit up straight. They swung their tails and wrapped a cup of hot tea around it and handed it to him. The window door of the inn opened automatically without any wind. The attendant Yingzhai glanced at the sky outside and said calmly:

"Before you passed out, you kept saying you wanted to eat the food I cooked. No matter how A-Qing tried to dissuade you, you couldn't change your mind. I didn't want to betray your trust, so I used my full power..."

The warm tea slid down his throat, dispelling the strong bitter taste in his mouth. His memory before he fainted became clearer because of the words of the attendant god Yingzai. His father frowned:

"Could it be that I fainted for so many days because of your food? No wonder my mouth feels a little bitter."

It turns out that what Ah Qing said about being on the General Affairs Department's dangerous list was not empty talk. However, a mere meal could make a person unconscious for so many days. If he didn't fall into a coma in time, and ate a few more bites, wouldn't his soul return to the earth?

He shivered, chattered his teeth, and sat down next to his father.

The attendant Yingsai said calmly, "In fact, the bitter taste in your mouth is because the nutrient juice I fed you last night tasted like bitter melon, and you didn't try my food when you were awake."

"Although Ah Qing drank the calming potion at that time and looked calm and not anxious, I could still see the slight worry in her heart. In order to prevent her from continuing to worry, I took out the stick and decided to eliminate the trouble once and for all..."

"You hit me?"

He placed his palm on the back of his head and pressed gently, and there seemed to be a redness, swelling and stinging pain. The teacup in his hand rippled with small water ripples, and his father's eyes gradually became unfriendly.

"No."

The attendant god Yingsai shook his head decisively, smacked his lips and said with some regret: "I don't mind knocking you out. It doesn't matter if you faint early or late. It's just that being knocked out has fewer sequelae than fainting from eating my food."

The white-haired fox tutted his tongue and said, "Just before I raised my stick to answer, Grandpa stopped me."

"I didn't expect that my father-in-law, who was always my enemy, would actually protect me. It seems that our relationship can't be so stiff in the future." Ke's father sighed.

It seems that the redness and swelling on the back of the head is a false feeling and is completely a psychological effect.

"...It seems that he really doesn't remember what happened before he fainted."

The attendant Yingsai suppressed his fabricated thoughts and said without any water, "Grandpa took the stick from my hand and hit you with a fatal...stunning blow."

"But you are an old man after all. You don't have the Eye of God. You didn't practice martial arts when you were young, so you don't have the Qi in your body. So the force I hit you with was a little weak, and I didn't knock you out."

"At that time, you looked back at me with a look of disbelief. In order to prevent something unpleasant from happening, I sprinkled some sleeping potion on you in time... But you didn't need to sleep for so long with that amount of medicine."

"If you hadn't fallen in such a bad direction and your face hadn't hit the roasted pigeon, you might have woken up that night." The attendant god Yingsai sighed.

I didn't eat it when I was awake, but that doesn't prevent me from eating it after I fell asleep.

It was clearly intended to stop him from continuing to act on his own, but the end result was a tragedy.

"No wonder my head hurts so much!"

He pressed down with his palm, and the redness, swelling and stinging pain that were not fake made Father Ke grimace: "That old guy actually did it? And you, you bastard! How dare you do it to me!"

"Are you still regretting that you didn't beat me to death?" His palm burned under the pillow, and Ke's father tried to find a sharp knife.

"Don't be so irritable. The redness, swelling and pain on the back of your head are all caused by lying on the carriage. The wooden stick I used is a product I developed with great concentration. Not only will it not kill you, it won't cause any harm at all."

He took out a classic baseball bat, held it in his hand and swung it, making a sound of breaking through the air. However, when it hit the cabinet, it was like a soft cotton pillow, without any sound at all. The attendant Yingzhai smiled and explained:

"The reason why it can make people fall asleep is entirely due to the magic above. Depending on the strength of the force, it will release different levels of sleep magic. If the strength is a little weak, it will only be a tool to help you sleep."

"As for the fatal blow I mentioned earlier, that was really a slip of the tongue, not some indirect hint. At the time, half of my mind was trying to suppress the idea I had made up, and the other half wasn't fully focused on explaining it to you."

The samurai Sakusai held out the baseball bat in his hand and said, "Do you want to try it?"

The baseball bat hit the rabbit on the head without saying a word. The samurai Sakurasai rubbed the rabbit's head in his hand with heartache, casually stuffed the unconscious rabbit back into the tail, and smiled at his father.

"I forgot to tell you that this stick will freeze a living target for a while after hitting it, turning it into a stick that can actually knock someone out. I turned off this function when I used it before... but I've turned it on now!"

His eyes rolled back, foam came out of his mouth, and he fainted instantly.

Ke's father looked a little surprised, but the sound of someone pushing the door open the next second made him immediately understand what the fox was thinking.

"This is frame-up!"

The father subconsciously defended himself.

Although he did hit the fox pig with the stick, the stick did not really hit the fox pig on the head!

"Ah~ This is of course a frame-up. Dad, you are not a special person. He will not let you knock him out." Putting the tray in her hand on the table, Keqing squatted down and took out the servant god Yingzai and scratched the back of his head.

"Stop pretending and wake up."

Father Ke frowned, "Do I need him to go easy on me after I knock him out? Don't underestimate the Yunlai swordsmanship I have been practicing since I was a child. Even though I am not as talented as you, Ah Qing, I have also made some achievements. I don't need him to go easy on me."

This is true. The Yunlai fighting method is a family sword technique. The essence of the sword technique cannot be passed down through sword manuals. In order to pass on the essence, Ke's father has been practicing since he was young.

Even if he is not as good as those famous sword masters, he can still beat three people at once, after all, he has the energy from practicing sword skills in his body.

There is a world of difference between a warrior with Qi and a warrior without Qi. If the former has extraordinary natural talent, he or she may even be able to command power comparable to that of the best warriors of the Eye of God.

"Hmm~ strange ceiling."

As Keqing held her head and shook it, the attendant god Yingsai slowly woke up, staring blankly above her pupils.

He blinked dully, and after a long while he finally came to his senses, and burst into tears: "Ah Qing! You don't know what I just went through, that stick kept hitting me on the head..."

Boom~~

Keqing clapped her hands and stood up.

Hitting his head on the floor did not stop the samurai Sakurasai from crying. He continued:

"I want to hide, I want to resist, but he said that if I don't obey, then I won't be able to play with you, Aqing, in this life! I can give up everything, but this is the only thing I absolutely cannot give up!"

Ke's father frowned even deeper, feeling that the words from this fox pig's mouth were somehow familiar.

"If I can't get in touch with the lovely Aqing in this life, my life will lose its meaning, my heart will stop beating, and I will lose the motivation to live..."

"Shut up you bastard!"

The father suddenly flew into a rage: "You flirted with my daughter in front of me? Today I will cut you into pieces!"

"That's not why you're furious! Isn't it just repeating the love words you said back then? ...Ah Qing, save me!"

He dodged the wooden stick that was thrown down by him by leaning his body, and quickly hid behind Keqing, holding her slender waist with both hands. The attendant Yingzhai suddenly felt fearless and shouted loudly:

"Don't push me too far, or I'll spill all your sweet words."