Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Perhaps it was because he was in a bad mood that everything he saw seemed not very good.

"Did you poison this glass of water?"

"Did you put a laxative in this candy?"

"Is the bird that just passed by your side an accomplice in poisoning you?"

"Did you direct the rat that just passed by to steal our travel funds?"

"Did you poison yourself to blind me?"

"Ka~~"

Crushing the chocolate biscuit in his mouth and listening to the wonderful topics that came up from time to time from his father who was traveling side by side with him, the servant god Yingsai sighed with loss and regret, took out the treasure-stealing weasel that just passed by from his tail and took out their travel funds.

"I only admit this one thing, everything else is just your delusion."

"I don't believe it." Ke's father retorted decisively and blinked his eyes which seemed a little sore for some reason.

"Okay, okay~"

The fox's tail twitched unhappily, and the attendant god Yingzhai waved his hand to disperse the potion he had sprayed on his body that gradually made people unwilling to look at him, and said, "This is the second thing I admit. I only admit these two. The rest is really your fantasy."

"I don't agree with what you said. I think my questions are all reasonable and well-founded."

The attendant Yingzhai raised his hand and swore: "I swear to the Emperor Yanwang that I will never poison you without the consent of your relatives..."

The father's eyes fell on his father-in-law, who was talking to his daughter and granddaughter after lifting the curtain of the carriage. The suspicion contained in his eyes was heartbreaking.

"Do you doubt that I agreed with this child to poison you?"

Narrowing his eyes, the grandfather snorted coldly, "You underestimate my broad-mindedness. Haven't I gradually let go of the fact that you kidnapped my daughter in the past two years? I didn't expect that such a broad mind would arouse your suspicion."

The old man shouted, "Yingzhai, throw the poison directly on him!"

"Okay, Grandpa!"

After biting open the wooden cork of the medicine bottle, the attendant god Yingzai raised his hand to the side and was about to pour out all the medicine, but a hairpin was suddenly nailed to the carriage. Accompanied by a flash of purple light, a soft hand grasped his wrist.

Keqing frowned and said helplessly, "Stop making trouble, okay? How can a grandfather order his granddaughter's friends to poison his granddaughter's father?"

"well said……"

"And you, Dad!" Keqing raised her eyebrows and glanced at him: "A son-in-law always speaks quickly and says something earth-shattering when facing his father-in-law? Haven't you learned your lesson yet?"

"well said……"

"You can't escape!"

The white-haired fox that was nearby was the most noisy among the group. Keqing put a little more force on her hand and said, "Who would poison their friend's father over a disagreement? You have to teach him a lesson!"

"It has the style of me in my old age." Peeling off the shells of the melon seeds with deft fingernails, Ke Mu commented with appreciation.

Back then, she had also stopped her grandfather, father, and husband from making a scene in the same way, successfully cooling down their emotions and preventing a table of dishes from being overturned...

At least he wasn't knocked over before he finished eating.

“This is not poison.” The fox lowered its ears, as if frightened by Keqing’s seriousness. The attendant Yingzhai dodged and whispered back, “It’s just a little medicine to help people calm down…”

Keqing raised her eyebrows slightly. She did not easily believe what the white-haired fox said. She took the potion from his hand and drank it all. Her serious expression suddenly became gentle and her tone was flat.

"It is indeed a drug that helps people calm down. It seems that you still have some sense. But it is not good to continue making trouble like this. If we wait until we reach Yilongbu and my mother and I are out of your sight, you will probably end up like this again."

"Let's talk, open our hearts to each other." Raising her hand to slap away the hand of the servant Yingzhai who wanted to open his heart, Keqing asked first: "Dad, why do you always speak so quickly?"

"This is really not my fault. Who made your grandfather still dislike me after more than 20 years?"

"Don't you know why I'm upset with you? Don't you think about how you messed around with my daughter when you were young? I'm just trying to spur you on."

"I actually know why they both dislike each other. The reason is very simple."

The attendant Yingzhai raised his hand obediently: "But I think now is not the time to talk. We can wait until we get to Yilongbu to talk. If we drive well now, then everything will be in time."

"Don't interrupt. We have to talk it out today."

"Oh~"

Shaking his fox ears, the attendant god Yingsai decided to follow Aqing's wishes and stared at the bend ahead without blinking. The moment before his horse's hooves stepped into the air, a bolt of lightning suddenly appeared under his feet.

The attendant god Yingsai asked quietly, "Isn't it time for me to open up and have a good conversation now, Aqing? Then can I go fishing for some birds?"

"It's indeed not the time for you to talk yet. If you want to fish, go fishing. But remember not to use electric shock." Keqing nodded absentmindedly, and at the same time reminded the white-haired fox not to break the law.

If you don't remind yourself, there is a high probability that the Samurai Sakurazai will violate the law by electrofishing. If you remind yourself, there is only a small probability that the Samurai Sakurazai will violate the law.

"Good~"

He answered cheerfully and put a plump pigeon whose feathers were stood up by electricity into the net bag. The white fox continued to search for its target and took out a few wooden stakes from its tail and split them into strips.

Let’s use these birds for lunch today!

But stunning a bird shouldn't count as cooking, right?

Glancing at his dear uncle, the samurai Sakurasai pondered for a moment.

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It is obviously not an easy task to ease the feud between father-in-law and son-in-law that has lasted for more than 20 years.

Keqing put a lot of effort into it, and finally managed to get them to reconcile more than ten grievances before lunch time. However, the remaining one hundred or so would obviously take more time.

"It's not an easy thing, but I think it's worth it. A harmonious family environment is worth it. I hope that grandpa and dad can maintain their current state in the afternoon and reach a reconciliation."

Keqing looked up at the sky and said, "It's lunch time now. Since we are on the road, why not keep it simple? Mom, Grandpa, what do you want to eat?"

"Aqing, why don't you ask your friend to help make lunch?" Not wanting to let his daughter's efforts go to waste, the father had to temporarily stop the confrontation with his father-in-law. Ke's father could only start targeting another person who looked unhappy.

Keqing couldn't help but frowned. "I don't think this is a good idea. The possibility of me allowing him to cook is like our carriage flying in the sky. As long as I can move for another day, I will never allow him to touch the kitchen."

"...Heh~ The carriage is flying in the sky now. It seems your friend had anticipated your description. He worked very hard to show off his cooking skills."

Listening to his daughter's doting words that did not allow for any questioning or rebuttal, his hard teeth felt a little sour, and his father's smile became even colder and colder, as if it was winter: "Since he has behaved like this, Ah Qing, you don't have to refuse for him."

"I think Fox Pig's idea must be a good one. After all, according to rumors, he is omnipotent and can easily master even the high-threshold alchemy." Keqing expressed her heart-wrenching trust.

The god of sama Sakurasai's eyes turned red, "I didn't expect that someone would trust my cooking skills so much. It's a pity that Aqing won't allow me to cook."

Looking down at the ground below, Keqing remained calm and did not react in any other way. She just explained seriously:

"Dad, your choice is not a wise one. Yingsai's cooking skills are not very good. Ordinary people can hardly tell what they taste like. The food he makes is listed as dangerous by the General Affairs Department."

"How could there be any food that could be on the General Affairs Department's dangerous list? Even if it tastes terrible, how terrible can it be? Since I have chosen your friend, I will definitely taste it carefully."

The sour taste in his mouth became stronger. The father found that his daughter was unusually strange now. In order not to let this fox pig suffer, he even used the dangerous list of the General Affairs Department as an excuse!

"Are you really going to choose me?" The attendant Yingzhai pointed at himself. Seeing his father nod resolutely, he couldn't help but take a deep breath and said, "Grandpa, please allow me to poison my uncle."

"Dad, his meals are really on the General Affairs Department's list. I'm not exaggerating. It's not too late to stop now!" Keqing reminded helplessly as she watched her father step into the abyss step by step.

"Don't say anything! Just let him do it!"

ps: Three were drawn in the limited pool, and three were drawn in the permanent pool. Before I knew it, Xiaoti had five lives. Then think about Dixia, who had only two lives. Xumi’s permanent hobbies are heavy…