Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

What the attendant god Yingzai said was right. As a monster, he undoubtedly understood the physical constitution of monsters best. Even after fighting in the sea and catching an octopus that was half a person's height, he was still in good health and did not feel any discomfort at all.

Regarding this, the attendant god Yingzhai was not at all proud, but instead was filled with worries.

Although we still have no idea of ​​the character of the Seven-Star Secretary, since she can make friends with the Eightfold Son of God, she may not have any bottom line, but she must have some conscience and morals.

No matter how outrageous it is, you can't throw a sick child on the boat, right?

That shaky environment doesn't provide a good rest.

"Master Zhongli, I'm leaving first."

He hitchhiked along the official road from Yaoguang Beach all the way to Liyue Harbor. In order to prevent this mature young man from feeling lonely after he left, the attendant god Yingzhai kindly put his octopus brother, who was walking shoulder to shoulder with him, next to Zhongli, then jumped out of the car and waved.

“I hope your colleagues enjoy the seafood.”

"The seafood that has been processed right after getting on must be delicious. How can they not like delicious food?" The octopus brother fell into the car without anyone to support him. Zhongli silently crossed his legs and said goodbye with a smile.

"I hope the little boy has a smooth journey and nothing unexpected happens."

"I helped you catch so much seafood, but you didn't even call me a good brother. You are really a heartless person."

The attendant god Yingzhai crossed his arms, snorted coldly, shook his head, turned around and walked to a small alley on the side. When he came out again, he was wearing a black robe with two shining Fatui badges hanging around his waist.

Standing in front of the street, the patrolling Thousand Rocks squad silently looked at the child who had basically completed his disguise in front of them. The leader in the front subconsciously stretched out his hand, wanting to inquire about the origin of the Fatui badge.

"Good afternoon, thank you for your hard work. I will treat you brothers to a meal later."

The samurai Sakurasai understood the meaning of this gesture very well. When he was in the village, there were two half-grown kids who were always proud of the complicated way of high-fiving that they created.

That method has 64 postures in total, and the two of them were able to perform all of them perfectly, every time. They are really talented.

The uncles in the village were also quite envious, always saying that a man who dies by himself is a young man.

And now he undoubtedly encountered a 'young' Thousand Rock Army.

"Wait a minute, little boy! Uncle wants to ask where the badge on your waist came from?"

The leader of the Qianyan Army was a little dazed by the strange development, but the team members behind him were still loyal to their duties. This time they stood up with their whole bodies to block the front and stop the samurai Sakurasai.

"Ah~ Your questions are so naive. The Fatui are not common goods that can be found everywhere. Of course, they randomly selected a Fatui in the wild to rob! Or maybe they robbed him in the city?"

The attendant god Yingsai said as a matter of course: "Although the Fatui are always unruly in the wild, they still care about the name of the Winter Mission in this field. If they just rob them like this, it will easily cause trouble."

"No, I..."

Observing the expression on Qianyanjun's face, the attendant Yingzhai gritted his teeth and suddenly said in grief and anger:

"I understand. You must be acting like this because I am young. I am so angry. Why can you, who are so rational and strong, look down on me just because I am young? Ambition does not matter when you are old. The good habit of robbing fools should be cultivated from childhood."

"Come to think of it, this shouldn't be illegal, right? I heard that the Adventurer's Guild will collect Fatui badges." As if to deliberately provoke, the samurai Sakurasai took out a bunch of badges strung together with ropes and shook them, and the metal colliding made a pleasant sound.

"Logically speaking, the Adventurer's Association's acquisition..."

"Okay, it's against the law. Now please take me to the General Affairs Department."

With his hands put together and stretched out, the servant god Sakurasai pretended to be a good and obedient child. His wandering eyes looked at the craftsman who was sitting on the corner of the street and temporarily stopped his work to wipe his sweat. His smile was a little bit evil.

According to the original plan, he was going to go to the clinic to see if there was any medicine that could make the monster sick, preferably one that looked terrible but actually had a very mild symptom.

But after he got off the carriage and took two steps forward, the attendant god Yingsai suddenly changed his plan.

Alechino arrived a little too quickly.

Her disguise was indeed very good. Whether it was the smell of sweat, clothing, or the small details on her hands, there was nothing missing. But she really underestimated the fox's sense of smell. Just because humans can't smell a scent doesn't mean foxes can't smell it.

"Ah~Alechino, remember to bring a dog with you next time you disguise yourself, and let the dog try to see if it can smell you first."

'What a nasty fellow.'

Understanding the lip language spoken by the samurai Sakurasai as he passed by, the craftsman lowered his head and continued his work.

The Mora she obtained from the ship should have been enough to buy simple medicine for the consumption of talents to recuperate. The attendant god Yingsai did not steal Mora in such a bad way. He was even very "considerate" to take anti-theft measures for Mora.

The surface of each Mora is coated with alchemical potion. The simple touch of human skin will cause sparks to explode on the surface of the Mora.

Haha, he often held alchemy books during those days of sailing on the sea, and it seemed that he had learned a lot.

The craftsman was busy until he finished the work at hand, stood up to stretch his sore waist, took his boss to check the repaired object, received the agreed payment, and then left in a hurry.

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"I'm glad you were able to come so quickly, but I'm not happy with the request you made."

Sitting in the detention room of the General Affairs Department, the half body of the samurai Sakurasai was hidden in the shadows, stroking his two tails with his hands, "As staff of the Inazuma Embassy in Liyue, you represent the shogunate, and every move you make is the face of Inazuma. How can you treat the law so lightly? I robbed, I broke the law, so I should stay here!"

"But Master Yingsai, it is common knowledge that capable adventurers have been robbing the Fatui in the wild in recent years, and the countries have no interest in intervening. After all, they have become more and more arrogant and ignore the law more and more in recent years. Besides, you are only four years old this year, and the General Affairs Department has no idea how to deal with it."

The more she looked at him, the more she felt that he was as bad as her own chief priest. The priestess sighed deeply that he was indeed a fox cub raised by the chief priest himself.

"Besides, Inazuma's mass executions and expulsion of the Fatui are no secret. Those with channels and abilities knew about this a long time ago, including quite a few newspapers. Now they are even more wary of the Fatui."

"Even if the Fatui ignored the law in the past, they only did some minor things like smuggling in the gray area. But the village annihilation incident on Bayin Island was not that. A village with more than a hundred households was destroyed just because an executive wanted to conduct an experiment. And the Fatui even protected the executive..."

The witch smiled coldly, "This matter has been exposed openly. Newspapers in various countries have reported it. The people are angry. The Fatui are having a hard time now. The powerful countries are considering expelling them. Even if a Fatui was killed in the city, the final result is nothing more than suicide."

"If Master Yingzhai hadn't insisted on coming, the Qianyan Army would not have been able to defeat you..."

"Oh, because your words can disturb my determination to uphold the law?"

The attendant Yingzhai said righteously: "My heart to enforce justice is indestructible. If you really care about me, why not help me prepare dinner? Is there anything delicious in Liyue? Don't prepare seafood. I ate a lot at sea."

"It's an expected answer... Master Sakurasai, you and Lord Palace Master are really alike."

She was only four years old, how could she have so many little tricks and torture methods? No wonder the palace official sent a message two months in advance to remind her to be careful, and also sent a few more letters from time to time to deepen her memory.

In fact, why bother?

The witch sighed secretly.

The torture methods that Master Yingzai often used in those letters seemed very cruel compared to others, but compared to Lord Palace Administrator, they seemed very friendly.

For her, who joined the Narugami Taisha Shrine at a young age and went through trials and tribulations, these are nothing to mention.

I have an invincible heart that no longer produces any intense emotions!