Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"Old man, how old are you this year?"

"two……"

"You really don't want compensation from me?"

"The fish have not yet..."

"Old man, I can tell at a glance that you are extraordinary! You must be some otherworldly expert. What advice do you have for me?"

"..."

"Why don't you answer?" The samurai Sakurasai lay on the ground and tried hard to tie the rope to the old man's stool. He waited for a while but didn't hear any response that could interrupt him, which made him look up in confusion.

He observed for a moment, and suddenly realized: "Oh my, do I need to be so shy? These are what I have to do. I scared away your fish, so I must find some other fish to give to you as compensation. Don't be polite."

The sharks that were dragged up lay on the beach that seemed a little dry after being baked by the sun, jumping around helplessly, trying to break free from the ropes and return to the free sea.

The fisherman reached out and brushed off the sand on the clothes of the attendant god Yingsai, and said calmly: "I saw that the child seemed a little hurried when he came, and couldn't wait to leave. I don't know why he stayed here again?"

"Of course it's because of you."

Seeing that his compensation had been paid, the samurai Sakurasai shook his head, revealing his fox ears and tail.

He squinted at the fisherman and said, "Although you smell very human and look very young, you still have the aura of an old man, even more so than a 500-year-old fox like Yae Shenzi."

"I often hear that there are immortals living in seclusion in Liyue, and most of these immortals are hundreds or thousands of years old, so I made a bold guess that you are the ancestor of all immortals - Emperor Yanwang!" The attendant god Yingzhai pointed with his finger and put his hands on his waist proudly.

The fisherman shook his head in amusement. "Little friend, your speculation is really...huge? I'm not even an immortal, so how can I have the heroic spirit of the Emperor? I just look at a lot of ancient books and antiques on a daily basis, so it's inevitable that I have some of that."

The attendant god Yingsai asked suspiciously, "Don't try to fool me because I'm young! Then why aren't you surprised when you see me showing my ears and tail?"

"With more experience, you won't be surprised. Children may not know that some people are born with ears and tails because of their parents' genes."

The attendant god Yingsai stood up and carefully observed the expression on the fisherman's face to confirm that there was no false emotion on it. He nodded in agreement doubtfully, and when he was about to do it again, he suddenly attacked, using the fox fairy's secret method in a very unsportsmanlike manner.

The fisherman instantly became dazed, with empty eyes and a dull expression, just like the hypnotized Fatui before. However, because of the Eye of God worn on his waist and the young age of the attendant god Sakurasai, his magic spells were not yet proficient.

He struggled for a moment and then broke free.

"sorry."

He quickly bent down to apologize, then took two steps back and touched his head. He found that there was no pain as if his head was about to split open caused by the backlash. He turned around, squatted down, and took out a book.

"Hmm~ That shouldn't be the case. Before I came here, I bought a history book of your Liyue. It records several cases where the Rock King, who controls everything in Liyue, would show up first when gods or their followers arrived."

I have the power of the general after all. If I can't attract the Rock King, then any immortal will do. Do I really have to find the Seven Star Secretary? She knows the Eightfold God Son. Who knows if she will go along with him? She saw him on the first day and sent him back on the second day...

How long will it take to obtain the secret weapon to deal with the Eightfold Son of God?

The fisherman patted his hands and said, "Little friend..."

"what?"

The attendant Yingzhai immediately jumped up and rolled around on the beach without any scruples, crying, "I admit that I am a little bad for hypnotizing people all the time, but I have apologized. What else do you want me to do? He is just a child. It is normal for children to make mistakes! Don't think you can bully me just because you are older. I know both martial arts!"

This is pure Bai Chen style. The fisherman was deeply moved, but his face remained calm: "It is indeed an infuriating thing to be confused, but you never taught me to do something I don't want to do. Seriously speaking, it did not violate Liyue law. Even if it was reported to the General Affairs Department, it would only be a few days of detention and a few words of instruction."

"I think this matter can be settled privately, in a way that is good for both you and me. Why don't you help me deal with the seafood I caught?"

"I can also help you do it while I'm at it!" The attendant god Yingzhai suddenly somersaulted.

"…I'm sorry, I don't like seafood. I came here today just because I missed the fun of fishing. I will let my colleagues take care of these seafood."

"It's really boring. Let's try something else. It's better to make it more interesting this time."

The samurai Yingsai yawned in boredom, "If there is nothing interesting, then I will leave. Actually, if you think about it carefully, being hunted by the Qianyan Army is also an interesting thing. It must be very exciting."

"Then you can go away, kid." The fisherman probably really couldn't think of anything interesting, so he sat back on the stool, picked up the fishing rod and stared at the float. It seemed that the first action just now was just a casual one.

"I'm really leaving!"

The attendant god Yingzhai frowned, took a few steps forward and shouted loudly.

The angler's blessing: "Good wind."

"The vixen who just hypnotized you is leaving soon!"

"Safety."

"Gone?"

The angler looked back, as if suddenly realizing, "I had fun."

The attendant god Yingzhai is in a good mood.

If the fisherman objects to his departure and expresses some very interesting emotions about it, which are worth a laugh, maybe he will really just leave and start his journey to Liyue without looking back.

But he was so calm and indifferent, as if he was not the one who had just been hypnotized.

The attendant god Yingsai knew that he could not leave.

For such a calm person, if he had not chosen to secretly express his intense emotions, then this matter would be something he would regret and bang his head against the wall for the next ten years.

"Old man, let me see how much seafood you can catch."

"I'm twenty-four, still young."

"Old man, I don't even know your name, how can I call you by anything else? By the way, my name is Kujo Kamajui, and this is my ID." The attendant god Sakurasai took out the ID he got from the Tenryo Bugyofu.

"My name is Zhongli, and I am the new guest of the Wangsheng Hall."

The attendant god Yingsai made a small change in the address: "Master Zhongli."

"It's up to you. There's a fish on the hook."

Zhongli glanced at the white-haired fox who was sitting obediently beside him, waiting for the fish to take the bait.

"For a fox like Bai Chen, you can't stroke his fur in the same direction or against the direction. You should show a very uninterested and indifferent look. It's commonly known as playing hard to get. They always fall for this and often obediently offer their fluffy fur to you."

Barr has a point.

But I didn’t use it very well…

After fishing for a while, Zhongli, who had a good life, had a slight tremor on his little finger holding the fishing rod. All the bad memories came to his mind, and he felt the same way about the surrounding environment.

The samurai Yingsai did process all the seafood caught as he promised. Even when faced with seafood that he didn't know how to process, he was able to process it cleanly after his guidance.

Unfortunately, this white fox was a little bit unceremonious. He remembered that he didn't like seafood, and he always "accidentally" overturned the bucket of seafood, and the seafood inside often flew towards his face for no reason.

He was pretending for a while some time ago, but now he has no interest in disguise anymore. He just turned into a fox and went into the sea to catch fish. The seafood that came up was always piled up next to him.

"Mr. Zhongli, look, these are all the seafood I caught for you."

The attendant Yingzhai pointed his finger proudly and said, "For you, I paid a huge price. Look, I swam in the sea and my hair became wet. You have to thank me and accept these seafood sincerely."

"Be careful of catching a cold."

"Do you think I can catch a cold so easily? Don't compare your human physique with us monsters."