Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"Ha~~"

Wendy woke up early in the morning and drank two bottles of wine to whet her appetite. After clearing her mind, she lay on the table with a flushed face. She raised her clear eyes dazedly and looked towards the distant sea, muttering:

"Is it too late for me to rush over and take pictures? I can't miss such a good thing no matter how hard I try... What a pity, I have to miss it no matter how hard I try, because Zhongli, who loves drinking and doesn't want to leave, is sitting next to me."

The braids swayed gently as her head shook. Wendy sighed regretfully:

"Speaking of missed good things, this reminds me of your two previous funerals. It's ok to send the immortals to the funeral ceremony, but why is it that even the funeral held by Master Hu is so strict?"

He patted the table dully, his heart as heavy as the sound: "I was thinking of drinking, singing, dancing and making a "V" sign to the tombstone at your funeral. This is the only chance in thousands of years."

"…Why did I miss it before? Damn it, it must be because I was upset by the news of your sudden death, but it may also be that I was confused and didn't remember the time."

Considering that there seemed to be rock elements gathering under the stool, Wendy promptly pulled back the responsibility she had shirked and apologized sincerely:

"I'm sorry I missed the great opportunity you created and didn't give a thumbs up to your tombstone."

Damn Morax, he's always threatening people.

"Be quiet for a while." Zhongli sighed.

"it is good."

Wendy agreed decisively, but soon began to mutter: "Come to think of it, you guys don't hold a celebration party here? I want to see what kind of good wine Seven Stars will bring out."

Zhongli tried to ruthlessly drive Wendy away: "The celebration banquet will have to wait until the reconstruction of the Qun Yu Pavilion is completed. If you can't wait, you can go and help."

"Let others handle this kind of troublesome matter... Old man, I'm drunk now. Can I use the alcohol to bite your horns and pull out your scales? Don't tell me you want to treat me differently."

When discussing the unfair treatment, Wendy raised her voice by two points and said indignantly: "I heard that the little fox Yingzai did this kind of thing, but you didn't have a rock pillar to knock him away."

"As someone who believes in fairness the most, you treat your friend so unfairly. Do you think this is appropriate? And I tell you, the truth is that you are indeed lenient to the younger generation, but once the news spreads, it is none of my business what happens..."

"If Baalzebub thinks you're trying to steal her away and comes to attack her, don't expect me to help you. She was the dumbest person in the past, taking jokes as the truth. She's probably even dumber now that she's been staying at home for so many years."

"You said that the followers are all smart, and the two foxes are the epitome of the inferior overcoming the superior. They keep saying bad things about her. I'm sure they can keep talking for three days and three nights."

Wendy sighed worriedly, "If it weren't for the fact that Yingzai's bond with Baelzebub was still there, I would have thought that she had died from wearing out while staying at home..."

There are not many old people who have survived to this day, and even fewer who can speak, and even fewer who can drink. There are only two people who are good at drinking, and one of them stays at home and refuses to come out.

Wendy immediately became even more worried.

"It's estimated that it won't be long before Inazuma will start a showdown of ideologies. Maybe they'll even have to fight with real weapons. After all, the struggle of ideologies is the most brutal... Is it possible that Baalzebub will suddenly get angry and take ruthless action?"

"From a universal point of view, your worries are totally unreasonable." Zhongli said leisurely, "The worst that could be done is to lock him up in the castle tower. Isn't it because Baalzebul didn't want to lose anyone else that he had his own eternity?"

"Alas, I am really worried... If there were no horns appearing in front of me for me to pull out, my sad mood would probably continue forever. The free wind would be trapped! Haha~" The bard laughed at himself.

Zhongli looked up at Shichen and said, "Let's go. I think the announcement of the reconstruction of the Qun Yu Pavilion must have begun. I should send the talisman over."

The God of Contracts is the most trustworthy person. Even though he had someone to outsource the work to, Zhongli did not hand over the matters concerning the immortal talismans to him.

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"Master Quan Gongsi, the wind carries my sad thoughts."

"Cannot read back."

The attendant god Yingsai could naturally sense the news transmitted by the wind element, the sad thoughts, the concerns of the generous elders, the advice not to let him take risks...all of them could be summarized into one sentence -

"Look, I'm so worried about you, why don't you give me some benefits?"

If he were young and ignorant, the servant god Yingsai might have been moved by Wendy's performance, but under the influence of Grandma Liuyun, who was good at chatting, the white-haired fox would never have such feelings again.

Wendy's bottom line is even lower than he thought, and he interprets the wind's eccentricity to the fullest.

"The wind sent another message, saying he can lend you Tevarin." Fengyuan Manye had a complicated expression, "Just take good care of him and don't let him get hungry or thin. It's not good to let him get fat, because it won't look good when flying."

It was rare for ordinary possessors of the Eye of God to be able to hear messages in the wind like he did, but delivering messages across a long sea like this was obviously beyond the reach of humans.

"what?!"

His attention was briefly diverted from the matter of selecting photos, and the attendant god Sakurasai asked solemnly:

"Don't worry, I will treat Senior Tevarin well and help him fulfill his wish to the best of my ability, so can I let Tevarin beat you?"

"This not only satisfies my wish to see the underdog overcome the powerful, but also satisfies Senior Tevarin's wish, and also allows you to see the happy smiles of your family members." The white-haired fox couldn't help but sigh:

"It's not often that you can achieve three goals at once! A win-win-win situation!"

"..."

"The wind seems to have no information coming through."

"I know. Yan just sent a message. The person who used the wind to send the message was beaten away because he asked Ningguang in public if he could buy the buttocks training secret book of someone around him and tell him, so let's stop chatting for now."

The attendant Yingzhai's eyes lit up: "Ying, are you interested in participating in the reconstruction of the Qun Yu Pavilion? Ningguang said that she should find someone with three key objects who can ask her questions and make some requests that do not violate moral common sense and the law."

The traveler understood: "For example, can we decorate the Jade Pavilion with pink and tender girlish colors?"

"Of course, it doesn't violate moral principles or laws." The attendant Yingzhai said as a matter of course, "In fact, I prefer to just make an oversized skirt for Qun Yuge to wear. I'm sure Ningguang wouldn't mind changing the style of her new old friend."

"You guys just said something quite extraordinary..."

Beidou was unhappy: "I am quite tempted by your proposal, but unfortunately I still have to patrol here. Could it be that Ningguang chose this opportunity when I am not around?"

"Don't be so disappointed. You can just tell me your requirements. There are still two things that have not been found."

"That's not good. You worked so hard to get a request..."

"Okay, then I won't play with you."

"Don't!" Beidou covered his mouth and coughed twice. "What I mean is that if you don't have anything serious to do, then you can give me one of these two requests. Can you let Ningguang go and hang a banner like "Big Sister Beidou"? "

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"My back feels a little cold."

The exquisitely carved white jade pipe fell on her fingertips and turned. Ningguang looked out the window, a little surprised: "Why didn't the God of Servant Yingsai show up at this press conference? He shouldn't miss this excitement."

After pondering for a moment, Ningguang shook her head.

"It's impossible to understand his thoughts with normal thinking, but even if he is planning something bad, we can stop him with earth and soldiers."

Ningguang asked softly, "Bai Shi, have the precautions been posted?"

"It has been posted, Lady Ningguang. We will refuse dozens of requests such as giving the Jade Pavilion skirts and hanging banners."

“It seems that the adventurer we invited this time is indeed knowledgeable, and his adventure experience with the great adventurer Alice is not fake. With these precautions, I think the remaining unconventional ideas of the Goddess of Mercy Yingsai are against moral ethics.” Ningguang chuckled.

What else can you do?

ps: The main line of Bengtie has started to be arranged again. Compared with the main line, it is more attractive to play the golden universe with Yunli... Let it be arranged for another day!