Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

After all, they were childhood playmates, and the samurai Sakurasai really couldn't force them too much, nor could he bear to do so.

When hearing Kaedehara Manye's request, the attendant god Sakurasai vaguely saw the elegance of the little girl Wanye back then. At such a young age, she could already foresee the future beauty and her pair of small eyes were as sharp as a phoenix.

Fengyuan Manye pressed down with both hands calmly, covering himself with the luster rendered by the crystal, and letting the shadow outlined by the light slowly dissipate.

He said righteously, "If I don't act like a beast of burden, who will? After all, I can't bear to let my childhood sweetheart face those old guys alone. There's no need to explain the relationship between us."

"For you, I will go through fire and water, brave the tiger's den and lie in the dragon's den. I will not hesitate!" Fengyuan Manye patted his chest confidently, a radiant smile on his face, showing his youthful demeanor.

Ying raised her chopsticks and tapped the bowl, raised her eyebrows, and reminded: "What you said is a bit ambiguous."

"……Who is this?"

"Traveler Ying, the girl I like, is going on a date with her today. The one next to her who is only focused on eating buns is her guide Paimon."

"Hello, Miss Ying." Fengyuan Manye greeted her and focused more on the crystal in the palm of the attendant god Yingsai. He had no time to care about the situation outside.

The white-haired fox did not struggle or resist. It just waited for the moment when he took away the phone, then took out another one and enthusiastically introduced Beidou to the great achievements of Kaedehara Manye.

"At first, a pervert who liked to molest little girls appeared in Inazuma Castle. When I was trying to catch him, I suddenly had an idea: why not throw out a bait? Actually, I was supposed to do it myself, but Manye volunteered to take the lead."

Beidou raised his hand and patted Fengyuan Manye's shoulder, laughed heartily and said: "This is very good. It is not shameful to subdue criminals in women's clothes. If I could catch a criminal when I was a child, maybe I would not come to the sea."

"Actually, this is a more official statement. The truth is that Manye's father forged several good swords that morning, and he spent too much energy trying to push the limits of his skills."

Glancing at Kaedehara Manye who wanted to rush over to cover his mouth but didn't dare, and the sailors who had suddenly come from behind him, the samurai Sakurasai explained calmly, "I didn't pay attention when I bought clothes this afternoon, and I bought him girls' children's clothes."

"But he didn't know it at the time. After all, the style of that children's clothing was more neutral. Then when he came to play with us wearing this outfit, he accidentally ran into the criminal. It was quite unlucky."

"It's not shameful to have things develop to this point. It's just a misunderstanding..."

"Master Quan Gongsi, please don't bring your ability to bear into this matter."

Covering her face with her hands, Kaedehara Manye knew that she didn't have much time left in this team.

The best way to escape is to stay at home, deal with official business every day, and live a life of slavery with no time to wander around.

"The funniest thing was that some people mistook him for the illegitimate daughter of the current head of the Fengyuan family because of his appearance..."

Fengyuan Manye suddenly woke up, "I heard the roar coming from the sea breeze, is Ba Che coming soon?"

Beidou slammed the bowl in his hand heavily on the table. Holding the two-handed sword in one hand, he looked around the sea vigilantly and waved his hand to disperse the sailors surrounding him.

"Impossible, I've seen this guy block the ability to summon the wind early on, how could you possibly hear the news from the wind? Don't try to change the subject." The servant god Yingsai knocked on the bowl in dissatisfaction.

Ying bit the chopsticks and pulled them gently.

"Is there a possibility that the victim who stayed at the bottom of the deep sea broke through the blockade?"

"..."

"You really came out?"

Out of the corner of his eye he saw a hideous head breaking out of the sea with seaweed on its back. The attendant god Yingzhai shouted angrily:

"Why don't you just stay at the bottom of the sea and watch the show? I've put a lot of thought into arranging a show for you that you've never seen before. Don't tell me you want to waste my efforts!"

"The God of Servant Sakurasai..."

Ba Che's eyes were confused and empty. She seemed to have lost the ability to care about the outside world. She did not clean the seaweed on her head. She just muttered to herself and asked:

"I can't fight you to the death, and I don't have the ability to threaten you... So I want to ask you, can you throw me into the seal too? Osel... Osel!"

"I simply cannot stand the fact that Osel abuses others in front of me and is abused by others. How can there be a medicine that can affect the demon? No, no, no... It's not a simple potion. It smells like the demon's residue..."

The sound of Ba Che was frantic, and a few rays of red light appeared in her empty pupils. The wear and tear was like a mountain pressing down, as if a sharp knife was slowly cutting away the wisdom in her soul.

"Wow, the medicine you threw is really effective?" Ying was surprised. "I thought Osel had been holding it in for too long and used this as an excuse to abuse the sea snake. Maybe he had a little revenge in mind."

"You slept with my wife and I slept with you. This is the cycle of life. Don't even think about escaping. This is fair revenge. Now get down!" The traveler imitated Oser's voice in a rough voice.

"Male snake, just accept your fate."

"Alas, Ba Che, think about it carefully. It is all his own fault that Osel has fallen to this point. If he hadn't swallowed the demon remnant that I accidentally dropped, how could he have fallen into desire?"

The white-haired fox spoke in a gentle voice, caringly comforting him: "He wanted to devour the power of other demon gods to break the seal again. He didn't know that he should return the things he found to their original owners, so everything he has now is the punishment he deserves."

"As a family member of the prisoner, you should encourage him to accept his mistakes and punishment, and let him sincerely admit his mistakes, instead of falling into a frenzy that wears away his sanity like he is now."

"No, no...I want to go in and talk to Osel..."

"Damn it! If you keep acting crazy like this, how about I catch a few female sea beasts and throw them in there so that they can reproduce with Osel, and let you, my wife and ex-wife, witness the birth of the illegitimate eldest son with your own eyes!"

"..."

Ba Che's eyes suddenly became clear.

“…You can’t do that.”

"If you don't want me to do this, then you should continue to be rational. You only think about the bad side, but don't think about the good side. Although Osel is nominally being punished, he is actually punishing the wild man who seduced his wife."

The sea breeze ruffled the fox's tail, and its ears twitched twice. The attendant god Yingzhai spoke with great confidence, which was deafening: "He also released a thousand years of boredom. Isn't this a good thing?"

"When Osel wakes up, he will definitely ask you to come over with a gift to thank me. After all, he can only see the outside world but cannot touch it while he is in the seal. He has no way to punish the wild man."

"But if the wild man is also in the seal, then the situation will be different. How wonderful will this be for Osel? Maybe he is enjoying it now! What you need to do now is to stay outside the seal and cheer him on, so that Osel knows who you support."

"Oh…"

Considering the difference in military strength between the two sides, Ba Che reluctantly accepted these words as a reason to comfort herself. She looked at the return machine on the deck that rotated in a symmetrical direction, and she prayed:

"I want to go on and see Osel punish that wild man, okay?"

"Wait a moment."

The attendant god Yingsai rejected Ba Che's suggestion to leave. He took out a camera and put it in Fengyuan Manye's hand. He waved his hands and commanded her to lower her head.

Gently patting Ba Che's cool head, the attendant Ying Zhai bluntly ordered: "Show all three of your heads, let's take some photos."

"The kindhearted Sakurasai helped Osel's wife reconcile with him, and won the gratitude of Osel's wife. I'm sure this will make headlines in the next month."

The attendant Yingzhai was full of confidence: "Who of you wants to take a photo together? Don't be afraid. If Ba Che dares to betray our friendship, I dare to cut her into pieces... But then again, Ba Che, you seem to have the characteristics of a tool man."

A few rays of light suddenly flashed in the azure pupils, and the attendant god Yingzhai looked up and down at Bazhe in front of him with ill intentions.