Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

My name is Ba Che. I am probably over 4000 years old this year. I can’t remember the exact age, but I don’t care. Only humans with short lifespans would use the calendar to pay attention to their age and judge what stage they are in.

I am different. I never use my age to judge what stage I am in. I always judge based on my own situation.

For example, I am now raising a child, and I am at the stage where "I was too lonely, so I accidentally cheated on my husband, and then accidentally had a child, and now I am taking the child to go to my sweetheart."

...Actually, the judgment at this stage was not correct. The first sentence was what I used to comfort myself.

Too lonely?

No, the real situation is that you are unlucky enough to meet the eternal dependent.

As Osel's wife, I am actually a demon of some importance, but just like my body structure, the title of demon is a little bit exaggerated.

Although there are not as many as the Salt Demon, there are still quite a few.

Therefore, it was normal that I couldn't defeat the Eternal Follower. What's more, apart from the authority from the God of Thunder, that guy himself was also a little bit abnormal, with some characteristics of the first generation of elemental creatures.

The first generation of elemental creatures are basically guys that should not be underestimated. Some are even overly powerful. The first Qilin is even enough to wrestle with ferocious demons.

It is precisely because of its strong strength and no one to disturb it that Qilin can have a peaceful temperament, just like Morax had a very peaceful personality before the war started, although there were some small changes after the war started.

He turned into a brutal creature that didn't even care about the remnants of the demons and only knew how to fight and kill.

Due to various factors, my defeat was justified, because he was too strong; and the fact that I didn't notice the white-haired fox on the sailboat when I rushed over this time was also justified, because he was too strong!

The idea in his mind suddenly became reasonable. Ba Che took his child, who looked very much like a sea beast, and swam towards the distant sea as if nothing had happened.

"stop!"

A soft call came from behind him, and ferocious thunder flowed between the sea water. Heavy power pressed down. A fox phantom stepped onto the sea surface and stood in front of Ba Che mockingly.

The attendant god Yingsai lamented sadly: "My dear old acquaintance, what makes you so disrespectful to me? Even if you picked up my existence, you should have mercy and rewarded me with a little time to come and say hello."

"Do you know what your leaving means to me? It means that the friendship between you and me has been challenged, and this challenge was initiated by you."

The sailboat under his feet moved without wind, and the furry fox tail cast a reflection on the sea. The servant Yingzhai was heartbroken: "Why do you want to challenge the friendship between you and me? Is there something I did wrong?"

"You think you are lonely, I have found you a lover who is worthy of being with you for the rest of your life. He can freely travel with you in various seas... But the prerequisite is that you don't kill him now."

The attendant god Yingsai turned his head and explained in a low voice:

"I threatened her before that if the sea snake died, I would find two next time and stack them up, so that the hat on Osel's head would be taller than that of the Lonely Cloud Pavilion."

"But such threats were effective at the time, but they probably won't have much effect later. She will definitely think that I can't find her in the vast ocean."

The attendant god Yingsai continued to sigh and said, "You think you are lonely, but I let you get a child with my blood flowing in your veins. This guy who was not killed by you can really accompany you to travel around the seas."

"Am I not nice to you? I am so nice to you! Who else in Teyvat would find a husband and children for a remnant of Osel like you? I am the only one who treats you equally and does not discriminate against you because of your identity as a remnant of the defeated demon god."

Ba Che was so frustrated that he didn't say anything.

She didn't dare to say anything, maybe just make a little sound, otherwise this guy would suddenly cover his heart and claim that he was being scolded extremely angrily, then fall into a little confusion, lose his mind and do something he wouldn't dare to do in normal times.

He doesn't make any sense at all.

Sure enough, the times in Teyvat are changing. Back then, even the dumbest demons would have some sense and there would never be such unreasonable and complacent guys.

"I felt a silent scolding of anger."

The attendant god Yingsai covered his chest in agony, staggered backwards, leaned against the traveler's soft body, and cried bitterly:

"You are blaming me. You said that everything I did was wishful thinking and self-motivated licking dog behavior. There is no reason to thank me, and I should apologize to you because I decided your life without authorization..."

"嘤嘤嘤~~"

Crystal clear tears carrying the moonlight fell on the deck. The fox's ears drooped down, and its tail had no more power to swing. It grabbed the straw beside it like a drowning man. The servant Yingzhai asked:

"Ying, did I really do something wrong? In fact, I should have allowed Ba Che to continue to be lonely and decadent, and I shouldn't have extended a helping hand to give her a warm family, a child related by blood, and an adopted son of Osel in spirit."

"You did nothing wrong."

With her soft fingertips, she wiped away the tears from the white fox's eyes and comforted him softly, "You are trying to save her, but it's a pity that you saved the wrong person this time. Don't take the words of this ungrateful wolf to heart."

"Keep on with your persistence, your kindness, and your noble and sacred ideals, just like I saved you before. My love, don't give up easily. I will always be by your side to support you."

The evening breeze from the sea blew my hair, causing the white petals to flutter and sway, but they were reluctant to fall and continued to persist.

"……Um."

Under the warm smile of the traveler, the shaky heart of the attendant Yingzhai stabilized: "Bache, I will not doubt my ideals because of your words. I have figured it out now! An evil mind like yours cannot understand me at all."

"Only when everyone feels warm can Teyvat become a beautiful place. This is an ideal that has been passed down from generation to generation, and it is not something that a remnant of the old times like you can understand."

"..."

"Roar~~"

The simple-minded Ba Che miscalculated in the end. She did not expect that even if she did not say anything, the bastard in front of her could still create such a tragic drama.

If we were to go to war right now,

Ba Che stopped his dangerous thoughts, and along with them his instinctive roar.

Faced with the threat to her life, she suddenly remembered that the guy in front of her was not someone she could yell at at will.

"How dare you yell at me!"

The attendant god Yingsai stretched out his hand and angrily rebuked loudly: "Even the general has never yelled at me, she has never even scolded me. Even if I overturned the roof of the castle tower, the general would only tap my forehead."

"Do you know how uncomfortable your roar would be for a little fox who has never been scolded by others? This is the first time I have experienced this feeling, and the first time I know that this feeling is not pleasant!"

The attendant Yingsai gritted his teeth and said, "I can ignore your ungrateful behavior, but I cannot ignore the fact that you did something that even the general didn't do. The first time I was yelled at should be by the general."

"What Sakurazai said makes sense. Now I will send Admiral Paimon..."

"Don't drag me into this bragging!" Paimon Shen Qianqishuang, who drank a bottle of strength potion and used a rowing oar to feel unprecedented strength, retorted.

"Didn't you just drink a bottle of strength potion?"

"The best Paimon can do is fight wild boars."

Ying curled her lips in disdain: "It's really useless."

"...Eternal Dependent, what do you want to do?"

Seeing the lightning flowing in the sea water getting closer and closer to him, Ba Che couldn't help but say, "Don't overdo anything, otherwise I will teach you a lesson even if I have to turn into the remnants of the demon god."

The attendant god Yingsai widened his eyes angrily: "Ying, did you hear that? She has done something that even the general has never done. The first time I am threatened should also be from the general."

"That's right, that's right."

Ba Che gritted his teeth and said, "I'm not threatening you. I'm just telling you a truth."

"Only the general is qualified to teach me the truth! How dare you do something that only the general is qualified to do? Ba Che, you have violated my bottom line again and again, and now you are courting your own destruction!"

"That's right, that's right. How dare you violate General Lei Dian's rights again and again in front of the eternal believers? Why don't you admit your mistake now!"