Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

The sea water sparkled under the moonlight, the waves beat against the rocks and washed out white waves, and a sailboat was sailing alone on the vast sea.

A silent and depressing atmosphere spread over the small sailboat. Dangerous glances were scanning back and forth, and the sharp tips of swords struck against the wooden boards, making a terrifying sound of "dong dong dong".

After a brief attempt to move the oars prepared on the sailboat, which looked like half the strength of a wild boar but was actually not at all, Paimon gave up decisively.

She stamped her feet angrily: "How can there be people like you who quarrel over weird things? Isn't it good to respect each other?"

"What kind of fishing food are you talking about? Go and perform your duties as a rowing coolie, and don't let me down for bringing you out when we were dating."

Putting his hand on Paimon's chubby face and pushing her aside, Ying firmly refused to give in: "I am teaching him the truth that prevails in many worlds. The heresy in Teyvat will be eliminated sooner or later. It is not too late to sing praises to the truth now."

She glanced at him lightly and snorted, "If you continue to be stubborn, don't surrender to me when you are cleared out."

"Do you really look down on the local customs of Teyvat? If you have the ability, don't bother with the local customs when you get married. Just register with the shogunate. I guarantee that no one will delay the registration."

"Heh~ As expected, an idiot fox won't cherish what he gets. You are not a good person to be able to accept so many feelings with peace of mind! How long has it been, and you are tired of me?"

"I just……"

"stop!"

Even though they stabilized the atmosphere in silence and suppression to avoid the two of them being cold to each other, the timing suddenly went wrong. Paimeng stomped his feet angrily and asked loudly, "Are you here for a date or a fight?"

"If you're here to quarrel, then jump off the boat and stay in the sea to calm down. If you're here for a date, then shake hands with Paimon and make peace. But only shake hands!"

Paimon said warily, "No further intimacy is allowed. The look in the Traveler's eyes before he went to bed tonight was quite strange. It's obvious that he's getting too excited and might suddenly lose control."

There was a hint of hostility in Ying's eyes.

"Haha~ I didn't even think of proving my innocence to a bribed mascot like you. You didn't believe the mascot's guess, did you? I was just trying to prevent you from suddenly barging in at that time."

Ying Yu said earnestly: "Even if you rely on your youth, you can't ruin your body like this. It's better to do less of this kind of thing."

"I'll take your word for it."

Expressing a bit of false trust, the servant Yingzhai reached into the sea and scooped up a handful of clear water. Feeling the water element in his palm still tending to be stable, he sighed softly: "Osel's wife won't really abandon Osel and like a stable life, right?"

"It's impossible that she didn't feel the huge scene when Osel broke the seal, but she hasn't arrived yet. It seems that I expected too much from her." The white-haired fox felt a little regretful.

He brought the traveler out late at night just to let her try beating a widow on a grave... the pleasure of beating his wife in front of Osel. According to estimates, she should have arrived yesterday afternoon.

Ying immediately understood what the attendant Yingzhai was thinking. She said with a little reluctance, "Isn't this a bad idea? How angry would Osel be if he saw this? Just throw his wife into the same seal."

By the way, I still don’t know what Osel’s wife’s name is?

Forget it, it doesn't matter.

"No, no, that would be the real devil. And it would be too much of a blow to Osel. They had a deep relationship during the Demon War. Now Osel is definitely not ready to face the fact that his wife suddenly has a strange baby."

The samurai Sakurasai rejected the traveler's cruel proposal.

"I was afraid that Osel would suddenly twitch, lose the battle against the wear and tear, and die."

"Why not lock up their baby as well? And there's also the sea snake. If there's a sandbag to beat him with, Osel will definitely win the fight."

The white-haired fox continued to shake his head: "No, no, this is too cruel."

Ying asked in surprise:

"My suggestion is to let the ex-husband and the current husband have a good time together and talk to each other. Give the strong man a chance to understand that his wife is lonely outside. Maybe they can eliminate the grudges in their hearts, close the seal and live a happy life in harmony."

"This is a suggestion that couldn't be kinder. How could it be cruel? Humph! I think you have cruel thoughts in your heart, so everything you see is cruel." The gentle and kind traveler sees everything gently.

Paimon rubbed his frightened little heart.

She complained: "How is it possible that three men and a woman can live happily together? Can you please use some logic? This is not the version now."

"Wrong." The attendant Yingzhai explained seriously, "But it is also correct. It is true that three men and women living together with their sister did not happen, but it is possible that three creatures of unknown gender and species could live together beautifully."

"It's not that we haven't reached this version, but that this version can't keep up with the progress of the times and is outdated! Fontaine already has a more advanced version, which is more abstract and chaotic."

The attendant Yingsai secretly admired and said, "Even Sister Alice and I have never thought that there are only three genders at most, and there are more than 100 genders. Some people in Fontaine can no longer be called brains in their heads."

"They seem to behave normally, but their words are even crazier than mine." The white-haired fox suddenly gritted his teeth again, "Thanks to them, my reputation has a lot more room to decline."

"My most advanced version. I originally thought that my nonsense would never be realized, but now that reality has set a precedent, I have to work hard next time!"

Ying sighed in admiration, and the flame of struggle suddenly appeared in her amber pupils: "We have to find Osel's wife and her current husband as soon as possible. We should try to persuade them softly first. If they don't accept our toast, we will try to force them!"

"Give them drugs. Lots of drugs! Make them crazy and fall in love with each other."

The Holy Traveler pumped his fist.

Paimon swallowed and said, "Just for a moment, this thought is a blasphemy to the simple customs of Teyvat, right?"

Fortunately, perhaps because of his hatred for the whole family, the god of servitude Yingzhai did not accept this version that had been abandoned by Fontaine. Without the white-haired fox's assistance, the traveler could not accomplish this task alone...

"Great! You are worthy of being my sweetheart. You can actually come up with such a perfect idea. It seems that I have no choice but to accept your evil proposal!"

The speed at which the god-samurai Sakurasai surrenders is only slightly slower than the speed at which Fontaine's versions are updated.

"Don't give up so easily! Now think about the culprits who have caused your reputation to decline and expand. They are using this idea to improve your reputation!"

Paimon tries to preserve the simplicity of Teyvat.

The attendant Yingzhai turned a deaf ear to him. He held the traveler's hand tightly and said, "I can make some suggestions for change. I have some connections in Fontaine. I can understand every version of the story thoroughly. I can give you suggestions for improvement."

The conservative monster from Inazuma sighed:

"But those things are mixed with a little bit of other people's subjective opinions. I may be a little conservative and can't be as crazy as the people in Fontaine. After all, the people who confided these things to me felt quite at a loss about such things."

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"No...no...it's not allowed to perform that kind of show at a festival..."

With sweat on her forehead and a dazed look on her face, Furninna sat up from the bed in shock. She looked around nervously, and after confirming that this was not a nightmare, she suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

"why?"

Funina couldn't understand why Fontaine had become like this. Even the legends of monsters and demons that had been circulating in Liyue did not include those evil ideas.

After waking up from a nightmare, Funina no longer had the idea of ​​continuing to sleep. She threw back the quilt and walked to the desk in slippers. She turned on the desk lamp and took out a blank piece of letter paper.

He has to continue to attract hatred from those guys, Yingzai can't bear to see his reputation getting better.