Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Although Chongyun, who easily believed the popsicle in the hand of the servant god Yingzhai, did not jump onto the table to do a striptease and ruin the food, he still did something unspeakable.

For example, I could expose each other's secrets with Xingqiu to see who has more embarrassing things to do...

How could the attendant god Yingzhai not join in on such a good thing?

He immediately and resolutely told many interesting stories about Chongyun's parents when they were young. Things that happened more than ten or twenty years ago were revealed one by one, and the two protagonists obviously could not accept it easily.

In order to soothe their hearts, the white-haired fox told them another truth, that is, interesting things from thousands of years ago may suddenly be revealed, so you don’t have to feel depressed about it.

How about I tell you a few jokes about Grandma Liuyun?

"Brother-in-law, why can't I feel any warmth when the sun is shining in the sky?" Forced to reminisce about his youthful years, Chongfu raised his head and looked at the golden crow that was emitting brilliant light, frowned and rubbed his hands.

"Could it be that the ghost we caught recently broke the seal? That shouldn't be the case. The ghost's hundred years of cultivation would have worn away most of it. In two days, it can be sent to the Wangsheng Hall for processing..."

After changing into normal clothes and wrapping a scarf around his neck, the God of Samurai Sakusai sighed softly, "It does feel a little cold around here, but I don't think it's because of the ghosts."

"I am familiar with it."

The red rope tied up her white hair fluttered in the wind, and her eyes, which reflected the color of colorful glass, gently raised their heads. Her eyes were like floating dandelions. Shen He explained in a low voice: "This also happened when Yingzhai spoke ill of her in front of the master before..."

"But Master usually cleans up quickly, so the cold atmosphere will only last for half an incense stick. It's rare for a scene like this to last until now."

Pinching the scarf around the neck of the maid Yingzai and pulling it to make it smooth, Shen He was calm and composed, neither arrogant nor impatient, as indifferent as water, as if the cold atmosphere around her was useless to her.

"Oh my~ I didn't expect it to be such a coincidence this time. She heard me saying bad things about Grandma Liuyun."

The attendant Yingzhai clapped his hands in dismay, his forehead wrinkled perfunctorily, and said regretfully: "But I didn't expect that Grandma Liuyun didn't break through the top. She is really a great self-restraint. But you have to be careful."

He warned worriedly, "You never know when a wooden stick will suddenly jump out and physically kill you. Then I will have no choice but to speak ill of her in front of Grandma Liuyun again."

"He He, I'm sure Grandma Liu Yun must have come here because of the rumors about Aunt Gan Yu. She would never follow us on our date because she knows that doing so would only bring trouble upon herself."

The attendant Yingzhai took Shenhe's hand, pinched its delicate fingertips between his hands, and said excitedly: "She will definitely suddenly appear in an obscure place to scold me, and then you will say that I...ah..."

A violent gust of wind suddenly blew up beside him, and the attendant god Yingsai, with his feet off the ground, fell headfirst into the flower bed. His fox tail was like a blooming peony beside him, blooming in all directions.

"Evil creature!" The angry scolding drifted in the courtyard with the wind.

"It's just a joke, don't take it seriously."

The fox's tail twitched slightly, and it spun to pull itself out. A purple light flashed from its head to clear away the dirt. The attendant Yingzhai looked around and shouted, "Aunt Ganyu, I have completed the commission to wake up Grandma Liuyun for you! Please come to me again if you have such a commission next time."

A soft voice immediately refuted: "I have never issued such a commission..."

"You were half asleep and half awake after getting off work. You accompanied me to the Yiyan Temple to burn incense and prayed - 'It would be great if Master Liuyun would stop talking at random times, or understand my feelings.'"

“This happened many years ago…”

"evil creature."

The attendant god Yingsai was once again planted in the flower bed, right in line with the previous hole.

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When leaving the Chong family compound, Shen He looked back every few steps.

"Senior Sister doesn't seem to be catching up."

"The wingman's duties have been completed when the banquet is over. The time that follows is truly not ours."

Today we only need a little bit of fun as a wonderful side ingredient. The attendant god Yingsai pulled the wonderful main ingredient and said with interest: "Hehe, we have enough time to experience a day of an ordinary couple."

"No need for wingmen, no need for light bulbs, and no need to secretly follow the travelers..."

"Oh!"

Touching the invisible air wall in front of her, Ying rubbed her red forehead and gritted her teeth: "If he dares to get on the bed tonight, I will kick him off."

"Oh!"

He stopped the movement of his phantom limb in time to avoid hitting the delicious cake floating in the air in front of him. He picked up the fork, scooped out a piece of cream and put it into his mouth, then Paimon smiled happily.

"Traveler, you are so unreasonable. You were wrong in the first place. How could you follow and spy on Sakurasai and Shinkaku's date? And you said how much he wanted to sleep with you. Isn't there Alechino?"

Glancing at him with disdain, Paimon snorted and said, "I'm really ashamed to have such an unreasonable travel companion like you."

"A great scholar is debating the classics, right?"

Putting his two fists on both sides of Paimon's forehead, Ying smiled and used some strength.

"...We'll have an ordinary date that doesn't require anyone. Let's go to the movies first! Wait a minute."

He reached his hand into the tail and grabbed it, then pulled out the Thunder Firefly Warlock and the sleeping Zaoyou, and the attendant god Yingzhai took Shenhe's hand again.

"If nothing unexpected happens, there should be no one else on my tail."

The Thunderfire Warlock burst into tears: "Have I finally regained my freedom?"

Staying in that cave, you can neither hear the noise outside nor see the scenery outside. All you can face every day is the unchanging scenery of the cave. Perhaps the only consolation is those strange animals.

"Ha~"

As he yawned, the fallen leaves on his head swayed gently. Zaoyou looked around and found a suitable place to sleep.

"Master Quan Gongsi, please take me back with you when the date is over."

"Did you miss your lunch?"

"Sleep a little longer, huh~"

As soon as he closed his eyes, Zaoyou fell into a sound sleep.

By following the side of the servant god Sakurasai, not only would you have plenty of time to sleep, but you would also not have to do any commissioned tasks, and there would be no strict requirements for your three meals a day, and carrots and the like would not appear.

Zaoyou has long forgotten Miss Linghua here!

"Are you wearing Mora?"

"..."

The sleeping Zaoyou did not answer, and the tumbler swayed gently in the wind.

The attendant god Yingsai had no choice but to release the next generation of Mora, and said with admiration: "I am so kind that I didn't set a spell on Mora that can only be opened by admitting that I am a dwarf."

"Well, Zaizai is indeed kind."

Shen He believed it sincerely.

If he wasn't kind enough, how could he get close to her?

Ignoring the Leiying sorcerer who had just strolled to the corner of the street and was captured by the Qianyan Army, Shen He asked: "Zhai Zhai, can I choose the movie?"

According to the manual, it is best to choose a horror movie.

"Of course. I'll listen to you in everything. Let's have our own date..."

"Eat some popcorn?"

"No, thank you."

The teacup in his hand exuded smoke like tobacco. He politely refused the caramel-wrapped popcorn offered to him and explained:

"This is a team-building activity of the Wangsheng Hall. As for why we have to watch a horror movie in the daytime? The Wangsheng Hall doesn't have free time at night. Of course, it's also because the head of the Walnut Hall will let Youyou dress up as a scary evil ghost at night."

"There are so many people in your Wangsheng Hall." The attendant god Yingzhai gritted his teeth and swung his tail in dissatisfaction.

"I bought tickets for almost three shows, but there are only two empty seats in the middle. Master Hu said that this time I might run into a couple who are flirting while watching a horror movie. I originally told her that the probability is higher at night, but now it seems..."

Zhongli looked a little embarrassed: "I didn't expect that you two would choose to watch a horror movie in broad daylight. Did I disturb you?"

"That's really smart."

Grabbing the ghost that followed him and chewing it for a while, the god of service Yingsai let out a breath, and the dark movie theater suddenly added a ghostly atmosphere. There was a gloomy air that turned into green light.

"But it doesn't matter. Just make the people present too scared to care."