Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"Ah He, I'm sorry for you."

She held Shen He's hand and patted it gently, and glanced at the attendant god Yingzai who was chatting happily with the two juniors with her eyes calmly, and urged her husband who was responsible for finding out the news, and Chong's mother sighed.

She said: "This child, whether from rumors or behavior, is not someone who will accommodate others. He is still in a high position of power in Inazuma. Although he has been hanging around outside for many years, he still received aristocratic education when he was a child."

"You are wrong!" The attendant Yingzhai came over stealthily and interrupted, "It was not those nobles who educated me, but I educated those nobles. As for what kind of education I received?"

"I'm sorry, but the general used to go to the martial arts arena to meditate and practice, and Yae Shinko preferred to stay in her own shrine to tease the miko. Both elders didn't like to control me, so I was free and easy since I was a child."

"……cough."

"Oh~ You are embarrassed. Then I won't stay here for long." The attendant god Yingsai nodded with sudden realization and retreated considerately.

Xingqiu couldn't help but tremble.

Ignoring Xingqiu's hopeful gaze, Chong's mother continued, "I don't mean to break you up. I didn't show up when you were in the most danger, nor did I stop your father's madness, so I have no right to interfere in your marriage."

"It doesn't matter. You were exorcising demons and spending your honeymoon at the same time. You even rolled around in a mud puddle while hugging each other, cursing at the poison ivy demon at the time and saying that he was the product of the confusion of eight generations of ancestors."

Her eyes jumped up slightly. Unexpected news came out of Shen He's mouth. The green years that she couldn't bear to look back on were revealed again. The muddy water on her face seemed to still be there. Chong's mother tried to ignore it and said:

"But I want to remind you in advance that being with this child may always bring you surprises and excitement, but it will also bring you trouble and chaos. I'm afraid you will need to accommodate him a lot of the time."

"This is not a good thing. What's more, you are indifferent and will probably just let him do whatever he wants. A good marriage cannot be built if only one party moves away. This is an eternal truth."

"Sister, there's nothing I can do to help you. If you really think about it, he is indeed excellent in all aspects. Basically, there is no one better than him, but his personality is really..."

"But no one is perfect in this world. If her character still has advantages, I would be worried and would have to endure your marriage no matter what."

Without saying too much, she veiled the manual she had spent a week compiling into Shen He's hands and said solemnly, "If you want your marriage to last a long time, necessary transformation is indispensable."

Shen He frowned slightly, and said reluctantly: "I don't want to fight Yingzai, and I don't want to fight him. I'm afraid I can't replicate your operation of chopping people with a sword like you, my cousin."

"I heard that you were so fierce that you chopped off your husband's clothes until he was only left with his shorts. Afterwards, you even said it was a case of being possessed... I really can be possessed."

As soon as he took off the red rope, he emptied his mind and allowed the strong evil spirit to corrode himself. Shen He immediately became unaware of all his relatives.

"Alas, your sister was indeed possessed for a while, and there was an accident when she was slaying demons... Ahem, sister, brother-in-law."

Once again urged by the gaze, Chongfu coughed twice and moved his chair a little closer to the attendant god Yingzhai. After lowering his head anxiously to confirm that his chair had not hit any bomb, he tentatively asked awkwardly:

"I wonder when you and Shen He plan to get married?"

"Grandma Liuyun said that it will probably take a few more years for He He to become a master, but I'm not in a hurry. He He has great talent. If she weren't someone like Yan Fei and Xiang Ling who knows nothing about learning immortal arts."

"So that lawyer is the type who can only learn by rote and spend time learning? But this is much better than someone who can't learn even after a lifetime of hard work."

Rubbing his arms, which felt a little cold for some reason, Chong's father asked tentatively, "Where are you going to settle down in the future? I wonder if it will be convenient for me to visit you in the future."

"Except for the village and Jueyunjian, many places in Liyue were just place names that He He had no vague concept of before. The same is true for Inazuma, so she doesn't mind living in Inazuma with me for a long time."

The attendant god Yingsai sighed thankfully, "Being liked by a girl like He He, it really is the bad luck that Yae Shinko has brought me for thirty years. It's just that Grandma Liuyun's luck is not so good. If she is unlucky, there are many more things that can happen. Are you interested?"

"Interesting stories about the immortals? Ahem, why don't we tell them in the teahouse next time."

The temperature around seemed to have dropped a little. Looking at Chongyun, whose face was a little hot, Chong's father did not take the drop in temperature to heart.

He asked, "Have you thought of a name? This is something that cannot be neglected. The child's name may affect his fate. There have been precedents for this. Although it is rare, we have to be vigilant."

The attendant god Yingsai touched his chin and fanned Chongyun with a little hot air. The scorching white mist covered the boy's face, adding a little bit of help to his gradually rising body temperature.

"As for naming, Grandma Liuyun has already taken over the naming rights. I don't really care about that. After all, no matter what the child is called in the future, I will only call him by his nickname, Goudan."

"..."

What an abstract idea. It is true that meeting someone in person is worse than hearing about him. No wonder this child has created such a great reputation in Teyvat. Such an idea really cannot be ignored... Chong's father's eyes twitched slightly.

"that……"

"Oh! You were so hesitant, trying to ask openly. Although your visual inspection is no different from asking openly, I can't expect you to be too tactful. After all, your magic is in contact with demons and monsters all day long, so it's inevitable that your communication skills will deteriorate a little."

Patting Chong's father on the shoulder with understanding, and sending a clear ice chest made of condensed fresh water to Chongyun, who was running out of popsicles, the attendant Yingzhai said carelessly:

"Don't worry about our family conditions. The general is a born and raised demon god. Yae Shinko's parents didn't have demon talent and returned to the earth early. I don't know where my parents ran off to."

"A family of three orphans values ​​kinship very much. He He will definitely not suffer any grievances there, unless the general suddenly has the whim to cook for her."

"……Well."

Chongyun covered his throat in pain, tilted his head back and struggled for a moment, then suddenly a gleam of light flashed in his eyes. He brought a chair and sat next to his father, patting his shoulder in the same careless manner.

"Don't worry, Dad. My uncle-in-law must be a good man. How could someone who cares about me exorcising demons be a bad person? And you don't have to worry about my aunt being wronged."

"I'm different from you. Sakurazai and I have been in contact for a while. From my superficial understanding, he definitely doesn't just want to kidnap the two of us to Inazuma."

"Wow~ you guessed it right!"

The attendant Yingzhai clapped his hands in surprise: "I am indeed considering the possibility of kidnapping your entire family. In fact, I haven't even spared Grandma Liuyun, but kidnapping her will be a little difficult."

"After all, my image in Grandma Liuyun's eyes is not perfect, but it is definitely a bad omen. But no matter how difficult it is, I have to find a way to do it. I can't let He He be alone in a foreign country."

"But Aunt Ganyu is even more difficult. Even if I tie her up, I can't convince her to stay. Liyue can leave anyone, but not Aunt Ganyu."

"The people at Yuehai Pavilion... the elite policy does have advantages, but it also has disadvantages. There are too few employees who can handle documents. If we lose Aunt Ganyu, who is such a great help, all the elites at Yuehai Pavilion will die suddenly within two weeks."

"Alas, the situation is forced. Chongyun, if you don't suppress your pure yang body, it will probably become very serious. Do you want to eat another popsicle? Suppress it. I don't want someone to do a striptease on the table."

The attendant Yingzhai said gently and considerately: "After all, it is a solid wood table, and it is difficult to find a place to insert the steel pipe."