Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"ah--"

Mona bit her tongue and screamed softly.

What does it mean to drown to death?

What does it mean to be able to accept any emotion?

Humph~ These are all predictable words used to coax little girls. Astrology can easily answer such words.

Taking a deep breath and calming her mind, Mona ignored Ganyu who was propping up the wooden door with her unicorn horn and with steam coming out of her head. She stared straight at the divination plate in front of her, gritting her teeth to search for the answer.

"you say……"

"Our inseparable lives give us the right to make our own choices, but the progress of life should not be guided by others. Only choices based on one's own will lead us to the right path. I respect all your choices, so I will not abuse my right to make my own choices."

"It is right to let your lover interfere in your life. My choices affect not only my own life, but also the lives of all those entangled with me. The supervision, guidance and companionship of my lover are indispensable."

Lifting up the white hair that looked like smoke and mist, and gently touching Shen He's soft and warm earlobe, the God of Attendants Yingsai chuckled: "I like unreserved love. This seems to be a gamble. Under the current trend of love, it seems easy to fail."

"But this is not a gamble. I can doubt my eyes and my hands, but I will not doubt my heart. "Shen He will not abandon me." This is a truth I know for sure."

"It's wrong to move forward rashly. It's lucky to have someone you can rely on on the road of life. Do you mind being my support?"

"do not mind."

The gentle earlobe seemed to be a little itchy, and the colorful pupils burst out with equally colorful emotions. Shen He said: "You are my red string, I am your red string, and it is natural for us to rely on each other."

The samurai Yingsai shook the clothes in his hand: "Every word of He He makes people happy, so now we can go back to the original question, when do you want me to wear this dress?"

"..."

"Why is he obsessed with this question? Damn it, could it be that he has discovered us?"

"Impossible. Although it is impossible for Sakurasai to show him the three-tailed cultivation, it must be only four-tailed. If it is more extreme, it will be five-tailed like the Son of God. The magic I cast can even block the six-tailed." Ganyu explained in a low voice.

"Actually, I think he is avoiding wearing this dress. After all, it has holes at the waist and chest, which is a bit of a challenge."

Mona's eyes flashed with a gleam of light: "I know how to answer. As long as he can't escape and can't use this question to block him... But the answer depends on how important Shen He is in his heart."

Gan Yu said confidently: "There is no doubt about this. Junior Sister is very important to him. He simply cannot refuse her."

"Zhai Zhai, I want to see you wearing it." Grabbing the white fox's clothes and shaking them, Shen He acted coquettishly and coldly, "I want to see you in a different style. Don't think about rejecting me."

The attendant god Yingsai smacked his lips and said: "Hehe, I didn't expect you to be able to see through my mind. Okay, okay ~ Maybe I can only wear this dress to go into battle. Fortunately, Hehe, you have a red string that can seal your heart and lock your love, otherwise what will happen next..."

"Oh no!" Ganyu suddenly came to her senses. "My junior sister is going to have lunch with her family in Liyue Harbor. If Yingzai goes there wearing this, he will definitely be the most eye-catching one."

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"Uncle-in-law, you really don't feel ashamed?"

The gaze that was wandering back and forth here seemed to want to subdue demons, but also seemed to be just observing. Chongyun, who was slightly affected, took two or three bites of the ice cream to cool down his stomach.

He clapped his hands on his waist and then touched his chest.

"There are square holes on these two sides and a heart-shaped hole on this side. What's more, these three holes are very big. It really looks like a swimsuit for the beach, but this is not a beach."

"You don't understand. This is the current trend. Wearing clothes like this will definitely bring He He and I closer together."

As if it had accepted some serious questioning, the fox's tail knocked on the stool unhappily, and along with the dull knocking sound came the words of the samurai Sakurasai with a flamboyant expression.

He raised his hand and pressed the sound transmission note in Shen He's ear. A ray of light flashed, preventing this sentence from alarming the sheep before it was transmitted, and causing Aunt Ganyu, who was extremely sensitive to such incidents, to rush in to explain. He said in a loud voice:

"Do you know who gave me advice before I went out on a date? One was Mona, an astrologer who learned from a witch in the Witch Society. She is an incredible person! The other one is a well-known figure in your local area."

"The half-immortal Qilin, the iron secretary and the changing seven stars, the man who carries the responsibility of Yuehai Pavilion, the man who carries the entire Liyue on his shoulders. I'm sure you know who it is when I say this."

Patting Chongyun's shoulder gently, the attendant Yingzhai said meaningfully, "How dare you question the clothes that Mona and Aunt Ganyu picked for me? Do you still want to stay in Liyue Harbor in the future?"

"Ah?" Chongyun swallowed.

Is the aesthetic of Seven Star Secretary so difficult to describe?

"But you don't have to worry too much. If you can't make it in Liyue Port, you can come to Inazuma to find me. I have a decent status there. I can barely cover the sky with one hand. Then I can make you a big shot with a great reputation."

Holding Chongyun's shoulders and sighing softly, the attendant Yingzhai apologized, "But don't even think about staying in Liyue Harbor. I can't refute Aunt Ganyu."

Admiring Chongyun's confused look, the servant god Yingzhai lifted his tail happily.

He was just waiting for this moment of nonsense!

He He had no idea that a wingman should keep secrets.

"How could Secretary Ganyu be a stingy person?"

Chongyun shook his head, rejecting the nonsense that the attendant god Yingzhai said would suppress him.

The attendant Yingzhai said sadly: "Aunt Ganyu is indeed not a stingy person, and she will not suppress you because of this matter, but I can definitely suppress you on her behalf! Hehe will live in Inazuma for a long time in the future, and it is inevitable that she will feel a little lonely in a foreign country."

"If you had a blood relative who was also in Inazuma at that time, it would surely help alleviate your loneliness. You have a pure yang body, so you are in good health. You don't have to worry about not getting used to the climate and humidity in Inazuma."

Chongyun looked up at his parents who were chatting with his aunt, and asked quietly, "I heard that there are several islands in Inazuma that are occupied by demons and monsters. Is that true?"

"The resentment of the thunderbirds, the remnants of Orobas, the filth of the earth veins, the bloodthirsty hounds that tear through space, and the majestic fox monsters and stupid pink-haired monsters. There are indeed a lot of monsters and demons."

Chongyun was a little moved: "Will you be afraid of the Pure Yang Body?"

"How could they be afraid? Those guys are not good people. Meeting a pure Yang body will only arouse more ferocity. But by then, it won't be a small fight anymore."

The attendant Yingzhai pointed with his finger: "Just like you can always spot Xingqiu first in the crowd, those demons and monsters will also pay more attention to you... But then again, why should there be an unrelated outsider at the family banquet?"

Xingqiu, who was reading with his head down and trying hard to pretend he didn't exist, coughed twice.

"I am invited to come here..."

The attendant Yingsai suddenly realized: "It turned out that my behavior of staying up late to read the storybook was discovered again and I came here to seek refuge. But why did you hide here? Did you know that I would come here at noon today?"

"I don't know." Xingqiu answered sincerely.

His face looked a little bit unhappy.

If he had known that this notorious fox would come to Chongyun's house at noon today, how could he have come here to seek refuge?

After all, this guy would most likely tie him up and send him home, and by the way, have someone pass on a few words to provoke his father and brothers so that they would spank him harder.

"Don't worry, the weather is good today, I won't send you back."

The attendant Yingzhai comforted him and said:

"But I can't do anything about you spreading rumors about Aunt Ganyu and then getting suppressed... Chongyun, is your uncle good to you? You have a friend of your age going with you, and I'll be there to help you. You can tease him if you want, and your days won't be boring if you're not exorcising demons."

"... Chongyun, I'm going home first. My father and brother are waiting for me to have dinner." Xingqiu's lips trembled twice.

ps: I played with gold once, got 1 fragments, 2 fully enhanced blessings, and a robe of pure beauty, so cool!