Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"Thirty-Six Stratagems: The Shy Dress-Up Strategy"

As the name suggests, this is a strategy based on the dress-up game between lovers. Let your loved one wear clothes that they dare not wear on weekdays, and enjoy the ambiguity during the dress-up and evaluation.

Especially when the admiring gaze of your loved one falls on you, even the indifferent person will unconsciously feel a little shy.

Shen He thought this plan was very good. Senior Sister Gan Yu commented that it was just a plan to pick out the tallest person among the short ones, and it was barely useful.

However, the quality of a strategy depends on the level of the person who implements it, and Shen He's level does not seem to be very good.

With the help of magic, Ganyu hung the clothes she had prepared on the rack. She felt a little jealous when she saw her dear junior sister holding a thick winter outfit and waving it in front of the servant Yingzhai.

I’m picking out clothes that I don’t dare to wear on weekdays, not clothes that I don’t want to wear on weekdays!

wrong……

Junior sister should still be in the first stage of the plan, which is "first pick out one or two pieces of clothing of favorite style for your sweetheart."

Ganyu's teeth felt even more sour.

Although Sakurasai's dressing style is somewhat conservative and he does not follow the trend of Teyvat to cut a hole in his waist or chest, that is because such a conservative style can better set off his tail and ears.

The style he likes is the one that can serve as background for the ears and tail.

He definitely won't like it if it's too conservative, because the tail of the clothes won't be exposed at all.

"Alas... Junior Sister, you said you have been learning for a long time, but why do you always fail when you perform it? Even if I am good at teasing, there is nothing I can do."

Ganyu actually knew who the culprit was.

It was none other than True Lord Liuyun who raised his junior sister.

After the Conferred God Locking Love, the junior sister followed behind Zhenjun and vaguely learned some of her understanding and working styles, and then, as expected, she made wrong misunderstandings about some things.

But what can we do even if we know the culprit?

Junior sister’s temper cannot be changed, so now we can only let the outside helpers come in to provide assistance.

She took out a sound transmission note, folded it into the shape of a small ball and stuffed it into the collar of the clothes she had prepared. After making some reminders as agreed upon, Ganyu bent down and hid in the dressing room where Mona had helped to occupy the spot.

"what?"

He easily persuaded the servant god Yingsai to go into the dressing room to try on winter clothes. Suddenly, he heard the sound of several hangers swinging and colliding. He refused the waiter's request to follow him and walked around several hangers. Shen He saw several familiar clothes.

These were the props prepared by her senior sister... Shen He understood what was going on and walked over to pick up the clothes whose styles were obviously out of place with the ones next to them. A bit of cold elemental power guided her to find the sound transmission talisman.

"Senior Sister?" Shen He asked softly.

Ganyu pushed Mona who came closer to try to take over and asked in a low voice: "Junior sister, were you helping Yingzhai choose clothes that he likes just now?"

Shen He answered as a matter of course: "No, Yingzhai's clothes are all designed by special designers, and there is no style he likes here, so now it is the second stage of the plan, choosing clothes that he doesn't want to wear or dare not wear."

"...Junior sister, let's skip the ones you don't want to wear now. What you really need to choose is the ones you don't dare to wear. After you try on the clothes I prepared, you can choose according to the style of the clothes I prepared."

"Oh."

After putting his hand into the hole of the clothes and shaking it, Shen He suddenly realized.

Fortunately, I didn't learn the stubborn and hard-talking style of Master Liuyun... Ganyu smiled with relief and asked, "Is the conversation going well? Don't just focus on him talking and you answering, it will easily make the atmosphere silent."

Shen He blinked: "But this is how we usually get along. I like the way Yingzai talks to me tirelessly. With him around, the atmosphere will never be silent."

"That's true, but it's easier to improve the relationship if there's a back-and-forth conversation. Next, try to say a few more words. If that doesn't work, just hum and ask me for help."

"What lovers say to each other are all sweet words. Can you say sweet words?" Mona was a little surprised.

"How could it be all love talk? I know Sakurazai's personality. 50% of his conversations are about fun things, 30% are about teasing, 10% are about ridicule, and half are about truth and half are about lies. There won't be..."

"Ms. Mona, please tell me how to answer the question 'Hehe, when would you like me to wear this kind of clothes?'"

Ganyu's confident expression suddenly froze, and the unexpected problem forced her to seek help from outside the field.

Mona pointed at herself, her pupils widening in surprise.

You want me, a young girl who has never experienced love, to answer the love words of a scumbag? Are you serious...

"I can't help it. I have answers to Sakurazai's other words, but I really don't know how to answer this. Junior sister is waiting for the answer."

"… Wait, let me ask the all-knowing astrology."

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Curiously moving his arms through the holes in the clothes, the attendant Yingsai couldn't help but feel a little surprised and curious, with interest surging in his eyes: "How can a decent clothing store have such indecent clothes?"

"How could it be possible that we don't have any?" The waiter replied respectfully, "We never miss any style of clothing in our store. You can find both trendy and unfashionable clothes in our store."

"The clothes that customers are holding are the most popular styles in recent years. There are a lot of such clothes on display in the next area, which can better show their charm."

Why haven’t I seen the designs of these clothes before?

Any new stock in the store?

“Trends are really hard to understand.”

The attendant Yingsai couldn't suppress his own strange thoughts at all: "Hehe, if other people were turned into chubby little fat people and put on such clothes, they would definitely be a nuisance to passers-by, right?"

"It would be better to apply some grease and buy some wild boar hair to stick on it. Hey~ It will definitely be fun then. But the lucky assistant must be chosen carefully. It is best to find someone who has a grudge against you. Why didn't Dotore find me now?"

“It’s going to be fun indeed.”

"But I have to say, clothes like this can really show off your charm."

The attendant Yingsai pondered for a moment and said, "Tartaria always wears clothes that expose his waist. I don't know when I knocked him out and threw him near a desert tribe, someone fell in love with him because of his exposed waist."

"If I hadn't woken up so quickly, I could have helped them get married with the betrothal gifts that night... So, He He, when do you want me to wear it? Don't underestimate the charm of the vixen!"

The azure blue pupils are like a clear pond on a snowy mountain, and the wind that blows across the surface of the pond is smiling.

Shen He felt a little confused, so he snorted twice.

Only a few panicked voices were heard from the other side of the sound transmission note, and then the water divination plate was unfolded. The astrologer who was just watching the fun gave guidance from fate with his superb divination skills.

"Any time is fine. It's your choice to show off your style. I just need to like you as always. But I prefer when we are alone."

Shen He expressed his true feelings in a nonchalant manner.

"Ah~~"

The unexpectedly clever answer made the samurai Sakurasai slightly stunned, and his soft fox ears curled up: "It's a really happy answer, but the style is not just my choice~"

"My dear, our lives have long been inseparable. Only death can separate us. You hold not only your own right to make decisions, but also mine. You can easily change me by eliminating eternal things."

The level of what he said was a bit too profound. Ganyu hurriedly took out another sound transmission note and stuffed it into Mona's ear, hoping that this astrologer could perform miracles again like he just did and make progress again.

The pupils give trust without reservation.

Mona gritted her teeth.

What a heavy trust this is! To be trusted with astrology like this, I have to work hard!

Humph~ I want to see what a mere vixen can say. We will definitely fight for three hundred rounds, and then I will win by luck...

"So give me your answer, no matter if it is heavy or light, sweet or bitter, I will accept your thoughts without reservation and be wrapped in your emotions. A fox demon with keen perception cannot refuse at all and will slowly sink to death in your feelings."