Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"I heard that a tiger roared in the street near Yujingtai not long ago, and then suddenly a tiger as big as a carriage was thrown out of a box. Passersby were scared, but after seeing some ears and tails, they understood why the tiger appeared in Yujingtai..."

Facing the sun, he yawned lazily. His white scales reflected a warm jade light. His eyes kept moving left and right, and he looked a little listless. His sarcastic voice became much quieter:

"That's the benefit of having a reputation. No matter what you do, people won't find it strange. Even though your reputation may seem a little strange, people will avoid you, fearing that they might get tainted by you."

"You look like you're about to die. Do you want me to give you a quick and decisive decision? You're too young, and you can only make a large bowl of snake soup."

Holding the white snake's tail and shaking it, looking at her weak performance, the god-servant Yingsai made a decisive judgment based on his rich experience, and facing the imminent departure of his friend, he sadly set out a small pot.

Changsheng yawned again: "After the invasion of the demon god, all walks of life have become busy. I received a whole night of patients last night, and it was not until half an incense stick of time that I calmed down. I am not like someone..."

"I have nothing to do, I am free and at ease, and I can even date a pretty girl the next morning. Hey~ unknown white-haired girl, clean the fox hair at the corner of your mouth, and don't be afraid of smelling like a fox."

Shen He, who was chewing Qingxin's food in small sips, was slightly stunned when he heard Changsheng's reminder. His fingers fumbled on his lips for a while, and his delicate fingertips soon touched a fox hair, perhaps it was accidentally stained before.

He scooped out some snake meat from the small pot and put it in his mouth to chew it clean. The fox ears with teeth marks and a little bit of moisture trembled. The attendant god Yingzhai smiled and placed the shaved bones in front of Changsheng.

Changsheng looked at it silently for a few seconds, curled up his body and shrank inwards a little tighter, and said with a bored snort: "The pharmacy is not short of snake-related medicinal materials. Although I look similar to a snake, you know that there is an essential difference between me and them."

"At least ordinary snakes can't talk like me, so don't think I'll feel sad for the death of a rabbit. We are not of the same species."

The samurai Sakurasai took out a snake head and placed it on the table. He poked it with chopsticks, and the delicious-looking snake head suddenly moved, opening and closing up and down, making a mechanical baby sound.

"Eternal life...Eternal life...Eternal life..."

"... Don't you really have nothing to do? You have so many acquaintances in Liyue, why don't you think about helping to lighten the burden? Also, you are dating a beautiful girl, don't focus all your attention on me!"

A chill ran down the snake's tail, and Changsheng's voice became much sharper as he asked in a loud voice:

"Girls' minds are hard to guess. Be careful that your girl doesn't get jealous."

"I don't want to eat it." Shen He, who held Qingxin in front of him and moved it to the side, politely refused because he preferred the original flavor.

Vinegar and soy sauce are only served when eating dumplings during the Lantern Festival. The former tastes a bit sour, which is quite good for dipping dumplings in, but it is definitely not suitable for dipping qingxin, as the bitter taste and sourness do not match.

"It's not jealousy."

"Oh...you said something wrong before. Sakurasai actually has something to do."

"I do not know how?"

The attendant god Yingzhai was slightly surprised.

He lowered his head and snapped his fingers, muttering, "I'm going to date you today, the Traveler tomorrow, and Alechino in the next two days. Then I'll find a chance to date Keqing."

"Well……"

Changsheng sneered: "You, a scumbag fox, will definitely be divided one day."

"Do I have anything else to do besides dating?" Provocatively, he crushed the snake head that was shouting Changsheng's name on the table, picked up a piece of meat and put it into his mouth, and the maid Sakurasai smiled gently at her.

"Master asked me to tell you that rebuilding the Jade Pavilion requires immortal talismans, but currently the immortals who can make them are not free, so this task has been outsourced to you. By the way, I want to test whether you have mastered the talismans you have learned for half a year or a year."

"This is a very difficult task. I dare not let Ningguang be the client. Because of our past friendship, she will definitely make all kinds of harsh requests."

"Who made you always have grievances with so many people?"

Picking up Changsheng and throwing it into the pot, the attendant Yingzhai bit her lip like a resentful woman living in seclusion for a long time, and whispered softly: "But what can I do? I don't want to embarrass you, Hehe."

"If you don't want to accept it, you don't have to. I can tell Master later."

"It's okay, it's just a small test. In fact, it's good to gain some experience in advance. I have a feeling that if I want to take you, He He, to Inazuma, there will definitely be a lot of similar tests."

The attendant Yingzhai smiled and shook his head to refuse: "In the past few years, when I went to play with Aqing, I was always bullied. Oh~ They were afraid that I would kidnap Aqing. In fact, it is obvious that a simple little fox like me is in danger of being kidnapped."

"Click——"

"Don't talk nonsense here!"

The cold and sharp sword came up, and the purple-haired female passerby who no longer avoided people shouted coldly: "The relationship between you and me is just an ordinary friendship, and whether this friendship can be maintained depends on whether you are normal."

She shook her arms lightly in an attempt to break free from the fox's tail. The delicate fur rubbed against her creamy skin, and Keqing frowned.

"Where did this passerby come from?"

"do not know."

Shen He shook his head, pursed his rosy lips as he pursed the Qingxin flower petals that were handed over, and said, "She always goes to Jueyunjian to deliver gifts during the Lantern Festival. It's not easy to do it, but I can break her sword."

"Don't pretend you don't know me... Never mind. Since I met you this time when I came to Bubulu to discuss the purchase of herbs, I will talk to you about business. I was originally planning to look for you this afternoon."

Grabbing the fox's tail with her backhand, Keqing's voice was a little stiff. Under Changsheng's gloating gaze, she grabbed the white-haired fox and quickly came to a shadowy place in the backyard of Bubu Lu.

Shen He narrowed his eyes and followed silently.

"Ah Qing, today we are just strangers, please don't disturb my date with He He."

Changsheng is an insignificant White Snake, so he can communicate too much and even tease her, but Keqing is not insignificant, so the communication they have had is not good.

"I am not interested in interrupting you. I want to discuss something serious with you. Do you know that it was the Fatui who released the seal of the demon god Osel? I believe you definitely know."

Keqing answered her own questions, speaking quickly: "We have taken corresponding measures last night and early this morning. All industries related to the Fatui have been seized, and all people related to the Fatui have been imprisoned."

"The Thousand Rocks Army is still out there clearing out the Fatui's secret base. One of the executive officers in Liyue was imprisoned, and another managed to escape the encirclement. But there is one..."

Yuhengxing looked indifferent.

"So who are you going to help? Haha~ The Fatui Executor who unsealed the demon god Osel and nearly caused the destruction of all the people in Liyue Harbor, or the Liyue where you have been allied with Inazuma for many years and where the immortal elders are looking after you?"

"…How the relationship between you and me will develop this time, the choice is in your hands."

Keqing doesn't have much confidence.

Arlecchino and the samurai Sakurasai have a close relationship and are an engaged couple who love each other. In a few years, they will become a legitimate family and will never be separated again.

The attendant god Yingsai lowered his head and watched for a while, rubbing the cheek on his shoulder with his fox ears, and suddenly stretched out his fingers to wipe away the fine powder that concealed the dark circles at the corners of Keqing's eyes.

"Don't tell me you didn't sleep at all last night. Eh~ Such a strong smell of coffee and tea. Are you really going to die? You stayed up late for a long time before, and now you're staying up late again..."

"Don't discuss this with me, tell me your choice right now."

Keqing shook her head and shook off the hand of the attendant god Yingzhai.

"The Fatui must pay the price this time. The death penalty is too easy for them."

Yuhengxing gritted his teeth and thought of the death penalty proposal against the executor that Ganyu had suppressed before leaving. Why did he reject this matter? Godless Liyue was now going to show that it was not afraid of other ruling countries.

"Aqing, why don't you find some time to take a nap."

“I don’t have the spare time to sleep.”