Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"Do you think he is hateful? I am not his adopted child. Why does he have to look at me like a stupid child? If it weren't for him helping me get my diary published in the newspaper, hum~"

Mona snorted softly, poked the girl who looked like a young girl wearing a bamboo hat beside her, and asked in a low voice: "Are you also one of his confidantes? You can follow and watch secretly, but don't interfere."

"After all, he has been troubled by so many things, so it is only natural for me to help him deal with some dating risks. I hope you won't be so difficult, and you can be reasonable. And don't always have such a heavy atmosphere around you. I can't breathe around people like that."

Mona muttered to herself in a low voice, staring at the pair of gray-purple eyes under the bamboo hat, hoping that she would be such an easy-to-deal-with tsundere idiot that she didn't need to do anything else. She could just expose her thoughts and make her run away.

"Have I become rusty in my ability to use the magic? That shouldn't be the case. I have already mastered it thoroughly. There is no question of whether I am rusty or not."

Glancing at the passers-by who ignored her, Ganyu explained in a low voice: "I am an elder who watched Yingzhai grow up, so I would not do such a devilish thing. Before, Junior Sister cooperated with me in disguise, and I had to help her in return."

This was the reward for cooperation. Ganyu could only put down her work on the second day after the invasion of the demon god ended, and quietly follow Shen He and the servant god Ying Zhai to do things within her ability.

"'Thirty-six Methods of Seduction'... Although I don't know why this book was shown to Junior Sister, and why she firmly believed in the principles in it, what can I do?"

Ganyu was unwilling to violate the contract she had abided by, so even though the contents of the book given by her junior sister were a little abstract, she had no choice but to follow the instructions and pick a few methods to implement today.

Mona leaned forward and pointed:

"This hero saving the beauty is not very reliable. I think Sakurazai is likely to wait for the beauty to save the hero. His train of thought is simply not something that normal people can understand."

"It's normal for Baichen Fox Fairy to not understand. If he could understand, I would be worried about the child's mental state and would worry about his sleep."

The Eightfold Divine Son has already profoundly demonstrated what would cause the Fox Fairy Baichen to return to normal.

Gan Yu agreed, "But I also think this method is unreliable. Ordinary people can't even beat Junior Sister, so this is the first method to be eliminated..."

"Hey!"

Suddenly, a rude shout was heard not far away. Ganyu and Mona looked up in surprise. Seeing three guys dressed as gangsters surrounding them, their minds were shaken.

"It wasn't me who invited you." Ganyu denied it first.

She didn't even think of giving the unreliable method a second look, let alone executing it.

"I remember that Sakurazai has a bad reputation in Teyvat. How dare they..."

"Sir, are you the famous attendant god Yingsai? I have heard a lot about you!"

Resolutely ignoring the white-haired Shen He, the leading thug came over with a look of admiration on his face and laughed heartily: "Thanks to your help in cleaning up these gangsters not long ago, our Qinglong Gang stood out and became the largest gang!"

"that……"

"I want to ask, you haven't had any thoughts of making fun of the gang recently, right? To be honest, there are only three of us in the Qinglong Gang. All gangs with more than five people have been imprisoned."

The gangster smiled in a fawning manner and rubbed his palms together vigorously.

"Tsk tsk~ If it wasn't for this time, I wouldn't have known that there was a large gang of six people near our Qinglong Gang's territory, eyeing us covetously. If it goes on for a few more days, I'm afraid it will be dangerous."

It's dangerous!

He calmly accepted the gangster's thanks, and the attendant Yingzhai expressed a little doubt at the right time: "How dare you come to my place? Aren't you afraid that I will throw you in?"

"Hey~ To be honest, sir, I have admired you for a long time and have studied your deeds. I just sent so many gangs in not long ago. Now you are not interested in sending more in for a while."

"That's impossible to say..."

Observing the gangster's suddenly tense expression, the God of Attendance Yingsai chuckled softly: "Your gang's financial situation is not good, right? Now that the emergency has just passed, the General Affairs Department is keeping a close eye on it. Don't dare to do anything like collecting protection money again."

"But the family's finances were so bad that they couldn't even afford food. The smart guy on your right suggested going to the General Affairs Department to get a job. The three of them were wandering around the street, thinking about committing a minor crime, but they happened to see me."

"If you hang around me, not only will you be sent to the General Affairs Department, you can also gain a good reputation in your own circle. Let them see your courage, and maybe you can use this to expand the scope of your gang."

The samurai Sakurasai never doubted his own reputation, let alone what kind of reputation a guy who hung around him would gain in the gang.

The gangster's expression was really nervous this time.

"How do you know our gang's finances aren't doing well?"

"The smart guy on your left has squatted down and eaten the grass in the flower bed. I'm not interested in sending you in today. After all, we're in a hurry to eat grass too."

"Can't you really help me a little? Mr. Sakurasai, we haven't eaten for two days, and now we really miss the cell in the General Affairs Department."

The gangster leaned forward and threatened in a low voice: "Now it's a request, but next time, maybe..."

boom--

boom--

boom--

Three voices that could not be ignored rang out.

As if nothing had happened, he withdrew his palm and tugged at his hooked little fingers, trying his best to imitate, "Let's go, don't worry, as long as I'm here, no one will hurt you."

Shen He felt a little confused when he saw the gangster who was forcefully leading the samurai Sakurasai past and unable to get up again.

Didn't Senior Sister Ganyu say that this method was very useful? Yingzhai would never give her a chance to be a hero and save the beauty, but why did she suddenly use this method again?

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"So fierce."

Mona exclaimed in amazement: "Your junior sister is really fierce when she attacks. I don't know if it's her fate that's affecting her."

“It’s already very restrained.”

Ganyu shook her head slightly and followed on tiptoe.

When she passed by the three thugs lying on the ground, she paused for a moment and looked down at a piece of paper that floated out of the thugs' pocket.

"Ah~ Yamanaka Kitsune, I'm the dog of the god-servant Sakurasai..."

"If I'm not mistaken, they want to embarrass Sakurasai with this kind of recitation, so that he will feel ashamed and angry enough to send them to the General Affairs Department. This is not a good idea."

Gan Yu analyzed every word carefully: "If they say this, there is only one possible outcome. That is, they will think of themselves as dogs from the bottom of their hearts, and then go door to door begging for food, and by the way, announce whose dog they are."

The samurai Sakusai doesn't have a normal sense of shame.

“It seems to look better this way.”

"That could easily cause trouble, so it's better not to show up."

Gan Yu lowered her head and flipped through the book: "I hope Junior Sister doesn't think these people are hired by me. Otherwise, according to the content of this book, she will pass by an alley now..."

Shen He pulled the attendant god Yingzai into a small alley.

"Put your palms hard on the wall, lean forward forcefully, keep your pupils within an ambiguous range, and if you don't have bad breath, gently exhale some hot breath."

Gan Yu recited: "Look at each other for five or six seconds. As the other person's eyes gradually ripple, gently move closer and do some intimate actions, such as biting the mouth or touching the neck, and then continue to say in a strong tone -

"Remember, as long as I am here, I will never let anyone bully you... It's quite embarrassing, but I don't think it will go that far. Yingzai's eyes will not give up the ripples easily, so they should still be staring at each other."

"I should find a way to interrupt, otherwise it will be too embarrassing to continue like this. Throw a rock? No, Sakurasai will just take out a huge rock and throw it back."

Mona pointed and said, "There is a cat over there."

This is indeed the case.

Staring at the white-haired fox so close to him, Shen He looked at him firmly, and at the same time thought about what the ripples on the water looked like.

Maybe it was the look Xinhai had when he was bullied, with watery eyes.

The fox ears twitched slightly, and the attendant god Yingsai waited patiently for Shenhe's next move.