Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

The thin yellow paper fell into the basin, and the flames leaped and eagerly devoured it. The hanging white satin was fluttered in the evening breeze. The deep cries of ghosts seemed to echo in the mourning hall, and the burning flames had a faint green color.

Grabbing the little ghost's tail, he dragged it out of the flames in the basin. Wearing a mourning robe, Hu Tao burned paper money and sighed: "Zhongli, you died at the wrong time. The Emperor died on the same day as you."

"I originally wanted to hold a grand funeral for you, but it can't be done this way. The Emperor's Immortal Sending Ceremony is the most important. Everything has to be done for this. Now we can only do it on a small scale."

Looking around for the transparent ghost, Walnut took the birdcage placed on another futon and said soothingly:

"I don't know if you will linger on in the world and refuse to leave. I don't know if you are by my side watching me right now, but I have to persuade you. Just go with confidence."

"I will take good care of the bird you bought. You don't have to starve to death alone. When this period of time is over, I will find a partner for the bird to breed. From now on, this bird and its offspring will be the official pets of our Wangsheng Hall."

"And the tea leaves you bought. I'm not an expert in this area, and Wangsheng Hall doesn't need to entertain any guests on weekdays, so we don't need tea leaves. I plan to use all of the tea leaves to make tea eggs and share them with you tomorrow morning. Tea eggs made with expensive tea leaves must taste delicious, right?"

"Are you curious as to why I am the only one accompanying you in the auditorium today? Actually, the reason is very simple. The other people who wanted to accompany you have all entered the Bubu Lu. We don't know what kind of poison it is. Even Bai Zhu's strange secret technique can't work."

"But it's a good thing that it doesn't work, isn't it? Birth, aging, illness and death are the normal state of life. Bai Zhu's secret technique is against the harmony of nature. It is completely replacing people with people. This is not in line with the law of life and death."

"Ugh……"

After a long chatter, Walnut started to complain by counting on his fingers:

"It's not enough for me to prepare for your funeral at night. During the day, I also have to rush to the funeral ceremonies. This kind of ceremony has not been held in the Hall of the Dead for hundreds of years. I can only rely on the records on paper to find the ceremonial supplies."

"It's a good thing that you, Zhongli, categorized the ancient books in Wangsheng Hall before, otherwise I would still be flipping through the books to find details. How could I find relevant books so easily like now?"

"But are some of the things in the ceremony really serious? For example, those weird aromatherapy items, I have no idea which one is the emperor's favorite, so I can only buy them all. Anyway, the place is big, so there is no need to worry about not having enough space."

"But I still have to go to Bubulu to prepare some things, and I have to see the two pictures of Baizhu and Changsheng... Little ghost, can you please stop crying? You cry like a ghost, it's really ugly."

The little ghost lying on the futon and refusing to move raised his head in confusion, as if he didn't understand what Hu Tao said. "Isn't it normal for me to cry like a ghost? No, no, I didn't cry at all!"

"You didn't cry? Then where did this sinister crying sound come from..."

She looked around curiously, and as her eyes blinked, a layer of agility attached to her pupils. Everything hidden beneath the surface of her sight was observed and captured by her plum blossom-like pupils. Walnut stared at the coffin in front of her seriously.

"Little ghost, do you feel that the things in front of you are very tempting to you? For example, Zhongli's coffin, or Zhongli himself."

"Cuck!"

The little ghost nodded heavily. If he wasn't a well-tamed ghost, he would have jumped on it. The coffin in front smelled really good.

"That's right... Which evildoer is causing trouble here?"

The Staff of Homa, with sparks of fire around it, smashed onto Zhongli's coffin, dispersing all the negative energy wrapped around it. Hu Tao observed angrily, and even lifted up Zhongli's coffin, and found a palm-sized formation in the corner.

It can attract negative energy and turn people into zombies.

"Great! I didn't expect someone would dare to challenge Wangsheng Hall. What does that guy think we have been standing firm for so many years? He is either a fool or a guy with a high opinion of himself."

Grabbing the imp by the tail and pulling it towards him, Kurumi pressed her head closer to him, "Little imp, smell it, go!"

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"cough--"

He calmly spat out a mouthful of tomato juice, covered his heavy chest and coughed twice uncomfortably, then raised his head in surprise and looked in the direction of the Hall of Rebirth. The attendant god Yingsai gritted his teeth in anger.

"Damn it! I didn't expect that idiot Hu Tao was so capable that he actually found the formation I hid! He ruined my century-long plan, and now he dares to come looking for me? I will make him pay the price!"

"Yingzai, please stop being stubborn, okay? The way of zombies is an evil one. You will never get revenge if you continue like this!" Ying rushed forward with tears in her eyes, tightly clamped the neck of the servant god Yingzai with both hands, and put her forehead against his.

She burst into tears, "Stop it! Let's go find a secluded place, a place where no one can find us, and live peacefully. Just think of it for my sake, okay?"

"fluorescent……"

Pinching the traveler's wrist and looking at the amber pupils so close, the attendant Yingzhai's eyes trembled, and he shook his head firmly and said, "If I don't take revenge, how can I have the heart to live in seclusion with you? Don't worry, no one in this huge Liyue Port can stop me. Their abilities are not as good as mine."

"Wait a little longer. I will be able to complete my revenge in just a few days. Then I will take you to a forest full of cherry blossom trees."

Rubbing the traveler's cute cheeks, clear tears streaming down his face, the attendant god Yingsai prayed: "We can catch fish and farm there, and pick cherry blossoms to make wine when we are free. A life without hatred weighing on us is a real life."

"Just think of it as considering the baby in my belly..."

"I think our children don't want to see their father looking sad every day."

"Are you so cruel as to do something so dangerous? Fine, fine..."

Gritting her teeth and nodding, Ying staggered back two steps and said in a trembling voice: "I asked you to go for revenge... Don't hold anything down!"

The outburst of emotions did not go on successfully. The chessboard was pressed down and could not move at all. The chess pieces on it would also change their positions due to the opponent's position. Ying made a bitter face and exerted a little more force.

"This is a family matter between us, why do you want to get involved?"

"I'm protecting my chess pieces. Want to overturn the table? Humph~ You're bound to lose this game." Wendy laughed sarcastically, "Do you really think I don't know the story of Liyue Qisheng's ascension to the top of the chess master?"

"I'm not going to hit you in the head."

Wendy was not one to push her limits easily, and said firmly: "Even if you overturn the chessboard, I won't do that!"

"Tsk~"

Clicking his lips, Ying put down the flying chess board, sat down again, and grabbed the fox tail that was still dangling beside his legs.

"Can't you help me? The rules of this flying chess are so strange. Can you bear to see me lose?"

Ying's eyes were grim as she threatened, "Do you believe me? I'll eat that pickled puffin and then gag you. The rules of flying chess don't prohibit this, and it's normal to be affectionate with your lover."

The attendant Yingzhai said in embarrassment: "Ying, it's not that I don't want to help you, it's mainly because cooperation is prohibited."

"But your rules allow cheating. Isn't cooperation another form of cheating?"

"It is allowed to cheat without being noticed. How could I not notice you when you are so careless in seeking cooperation? Use your brain. I am really afraid that my future children will be like you."

The servant god Yingsai lowered his head to avoid the black hand that Ying was grabbing at him, picked up the dice and tossed it. The dice spun around and threw the number he wanted just as he expected.

Jiu Qi Shinobu said speechlessly: "Is it really fun to play the game if you cheat like this? You can just roll whatever points you want, there is no tense and exciting atmosphere at all."

"Of course it's fun, otherwise why would there be a penalty for the last place? This flying chess game is not about the thrilling point shooting, but about watching... Ying, don't bite my tail!"

"The only purpose of keeping a guy like you who doesn't care about his girlfriend is to make money from me!"

The travelers attacked suddenly.

"I'll stop you!"

Wendy suddenly became protective.

"I am the iron wall of Mondstadt, anticipating the enemy's moves. This is me! As long as I am here, you will never become the new generation of chess master!"

"Damn Wendy!"