Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

He hurriedly walked into the ward, nodded and greeted Jiuqi Shinobu who was eating sour lime, and Baishu began to look for traces of Changsheng in every corner of the ward, calling out at the same time.

"Strange, according to the instructions of the link relationship... Miss Kuki Shinobu, I wonder if you have seen Changsheng? She should be staying in this ward."

The contract he made with Changsheng was somehow calling him to find the White Snake as soon as possible. After Bai Shu searched all the most hidden corners, he could only ask Jiuqi Shinobu who had been staying in the ward.

"Immortality?"

Lime juice dripped into his mouth, and Jiuqi Shinobu recalled calmly: "I remember that she got into the quilt of Lord Quan Gongsi before, and then she never appeared again. Maybe she accidentally got into the tail."

He casually pulled out a tail and reached his hand in. Jiuqi Shinobu rummaged around inside for a while and soon took out a white snake with a "Changsheng" brand on it. This white snake was very friendly and did not resist when being caught. Instead, it rubbed its head against Jiuqi Shinobu's palm like a dog.

"Changsheng, don't go too far! Do you believe that I can train your kind like dogs? Then I can put a photo of you in a magazine to embarrass a white snake like you!"

"Don't go too far, Samurai Sakurasai! Do you believe that I can also train your kind like dogs? Then I can put photos of them in magazines and embarrass a white fox like you!"

The words spoken during a quarrel between a snake and a fox jumped into his mind, closely followed by the scene of Changsheng being carried around by a snow-white fox. Bai Zhu coughed twice in embarrassment.

“I don’t think this is immortality.”

The white fox is still kept in the backyard, and Changsheng still hasn't given up the idea of ​​training it to be a dog. Bai Shu originally thought that this was just a one-sided rivalry between Changsheng and Bai Shu, but he didn't expect that both of them would keep their words.

But only one person has succeeded in doing it, and the other snake still avoids the biting mouth every time they meet.

After putting the white snake back, Jiuqi Shinobu searched for a while without success and then withdrew his hand.

"It's not in the tail..."

The news that the fox's tail had just passed to her hand through the quilt made her eyebrows raise. Jiuqi Ren gritted his teeth and pretended to think for a long time: "Maybe it's here."

The seemingly soft palm clenched and hammered down hard, hitting the stomach of the servant god Yingsai. The white-haired fox with its eyes closed opened its mouth as if unconsciously and spit out a white snake with its eyes spinning in circles in a daze.

Staring closely at Bai Shu who caught her, Chang Sheng opened his mouth and blew out a wisp of white mist: "Bai Shu, I finally understand why this fox is so greedy. His stomach is full of things that look like thunder and lightning."

Wiping the burn marks on Changsheng's scales with his fingers, Bai Zhu asked with a headache, "How did you get into his stomach?"

"How should I know? As soon as I slipped into his bed, my eyes went dark, and then I found myself in a place where lightning flowed like water. It was deserted and there was lightning everywhere. At that time, I thought I was going to meet your master, your master's master, your master's master's master..."

An immortal snake, passed down from generation to generation forever.

Changsheng, who seems to be an ordinary person, is actually Baizhu's elder. He witnessed Baizhu's growth when he was a child and is also the most indispensable key to some secret medical skills of Baizhu's lineage.

"That's not the stomach of Lord Gon Palace. Inazuma has a secret technique that can open up a space of the heart in the void. Everything there is a reflection of the heart, so it is filled with thunder."

Jiuqi patiently explained: "Perhaps Lord Quan Gongsi's consciousness was ethereal, and this space was a little out of control, so you mistakenly entered it."

"...Damn stupid fox, is his heart filled with thunder? I didn't see anything other than thunder. I didn't expect him to be such a devout believer in eternity."

Changsheng shook the snake's tail.

"It's a bit contradictory. He doesn't seem to be a believer in eternity at all. I feel like he's more like a destroyer of eternity."

"Master Quan Gongsi has always adhered to the eternal way, please don't slander him like this."

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"Why are you slandering me like this?"

Wiping the corner of his mouth calmly, Paimon held his head high and put his hands on his hips: "Paimon, I'm not vomiting! Do you know who I am? I am a senior who can guide travelers and adventurers on their path."

"As an experienced and capable adventurer, I definitely don't deserve the reputation. I have experienced all kinds of dangerous environments. How could I be shaken to death by a mere flying machine?"

"...You used the wrong word again." Holding Guoba in her arms, she rubbed his belly, looked down to make sure no passerby was lucky enough to get Paimon's vomit, and Xiangling said soothingly:

"You don't have to force yourself like that. This is a creation of Master Liuyun during a flying competition. It was designed for extreme speed and safety, and the ride experience and comfort were never considered. It's normal for you to vomit because you can't stand the shaking."

Paimon stood bravely at the front of the aircraft, accepting the strong wind that blew towards him but was pushed away by an invisible force. The streamers behind him, like the starry sky, moved without wind.

"Paimon is not forcing himself. Being chosen by the Seven Stars, I have advantages that you cannot imagine."

It's a bit high... He glanced down and swallowed the saliva of fear in his throat. What supported Paimon now was the issue of face and the promises he made when facing the commission from the Seven Stars Secretary.

At least hold on for a little while longer before exposing my true nature, Paimon!

"Xiangling, the hiker below seems to be carrying the Hundred Taboos Talisman as well."

The talisman in his pocket was getting a little hot. Yan Fei, who was controlling the direction of the aircraft, slowed down and pulled Xiang Ling to the edge of the flying chessboard, looking down. He frowned and said, "This isn't the first one. When did the talisman with no taboos become so prevalent?"

"Are you asking me? I don't know these. I only learned spear skills from the master chef. I know nothing about immortal arts and talismans. If Yaoyao practices for a few more years, maybe her spear skills will be better than mine."

Although she is the disciple of Ge Chenlangshi Zhenjun, Xiangling is not interested in magic. She also thinks that "as long as I can beat the ingredients, it's fine" in her spear skills passed down by the master.

Xiangling looked over hopefully: "Yanfei, don't you know about this? You are a half-immortal."

She hoped that this was just a test from Yan Fei.

Yan Fei looked away guiltily: "Father did ask me to learn the immortal arts, but Xiangling, you know that I also need to study law. I also need to memorize the laws and regulations that change every year, so I am a little short of time."

"I know a little bit, but not much. I thought you and your grandma had studied related things together...why don't you go down and ask directly?"

This is a lie!

Yan Fei actually didn't understand anything at all. Her head was filled with laws and regulations. If it weren't for this, she wouldn't have asked Eula to save her the last time she went to Mondstadt.

"Hehe~ This is when a reliable senior needs to show up."

Folding his arms proudly across his chest, Paimon opened the small bag he had been carrying and pulled out a notebook filled with his own writing.

"The first rule of the adventure manual is to never set out without preparation or intelligence. Adventure is not recklessness. Do not take an adventure without preparation, otherwise your family will cry."

"When I set out, Paimon asked Ninja for a few books about immortals, and then removed some notebooks that recorded secret information. The rest were all packed into this seemingly small bag."

"Let's take a look...why isn't this written in the common language of Teyvat?" The confident smile froze, and Paimon gritted his teeth as he looked at the unrecognizable words on it.

"This isn't the language of the other seven nations, is it?"

"Ah! This is the ancient Liyue script, which was abandoned three thousand years ago because it was too complicated. I once studied it with Grandma Ping in order to learn the first generation of Liyue Code."

Yan Fei took the notebook and said, "Yingzhai's handwriting? It looks like a record of his study time. Let me see~ I found the Hundred Taboos Talisman!"

Pointing her finger at the paper, Yan Fei read out the words one by one: "The method of making the Scroll of No Taboos is as follows..."

Adventurer Paimon crossed his arms and said, "Skip!"

"The rumor is as follows..."

"Skip too!"

“Here’s how to tell… You can’t skip this.”

Yan Fei thought:

"An experienced person can smell the purity of the Hundred No Taboos Talisman, but considering that no one has ever seen the real Hundred No Taboos Talisman, or some people who can access it at any time but don't learn it at all...

"This handwriting was written several years ago. It just summarizes the possibilities. It shouldn't have suddenly appeared to taunt you, Xiangling."

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My nose was not blocked originally, but it suddenly became blocked when I woke up this morning. My throat is no longer hoarse, but there is some pain. Although it would be better if it continues to be hoarse, I also had diarrhea today, but fortunately my head doesn't hurt.

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