Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

A ray of light appeared at the end of the sky, and the "dewdrops" hanging on the branches and leaves reflected the hazy white sky. Birds flapping their wings and leaving the nests drew a long line in the sky, and in the crowing of roosters, they searched for traces of insects.

“Woo~woo~woo——”

There were indistinct whimpering sounds coming from her mouth, and her chaotic consciousness was barely able to maintain a sitting position, with her chin lowered a little bit, as if her smooth face would fall on the sleeping table at any time.

For some people, now is the time to go to bed; for some people, now is the time to go to work; for some people, now is the time to get off work.

For Ganyu, who is the general secretary of the Liyue Seven Stars and is responsible for most of the affairs of Yuehai Pavilion on weekdays, now is the time she is used to and likes to get off work. After returning home, she will have a long sleep and sleep past breakfast time. How can she avoid the temptation of breakfast in her three meals a day?

Even if you are half human, half immortal, it is difficult to resist the temptation of food and obesity.

However, recently, her thousand-year-old habit has changed a little. After get off work, she did not walk to her nearby home by herself, but instead sat quietly beside a tea table set up by an old woman on Yujing Terrace.

Looking at the half-plant left in the pot, struggling to hold Ganyu's saliva for a long time, but still unable to escape the fate of being chewed, the old woman shook her head and said cheerfully: "You didn't wait today, you should go back and rest."

"……what?"

Gan Yu was stunned for a long time before she realized that the words were directed at her. She raised her head in confusion and shook it, trying to shake off the confusion inside. She said vaguely: "According to the time estimate, the child of the Son of God should be here in the next few days."

"That little fox specifically indicated the normal off-get off work time, hoping that you would sit here and wait in the evening. How could it be the early morning now? It made an old woman like me sit here all night."

The old woman shook her head and pounded her waist in frustration, sighing, "No matter how energetic the child is, he can't come to you at a time like this, right?"

Gan Yu defended herself in a low voice: "So didn't I ask you, Ping, to keep an eye on me?"

"There are countless children who come to Yujing Terrace to play every day, some are strangers and some are familiar. Besides, I still don't know whether the little fox child is a human or a fox fairy. How can you tell the former from the latter?"

"Miko didn't say that in the letter, but she told me about a very striking feature of the child..."

"Well, I know there is such a feature, but you haven't told me about it yet."

"Aping!"

"What if the child somehow slips away right under our noses?"

"Why are you interrogating me today? I..."

Lips moving, Gan Yu looked around, vigilantly scanning the surrounding grass and trees, and confirmed that no one was watching nearby, then she suppressed her shame and said, "That child eats more."

"How much?" Grandma Ping suddenly felt that she should ask more deeply.

Ganyu replied vaguely: "More than ordinary children."

"That's not noticeable, there are many children who eat more than their peers."

"…more than the average human child."

"When Yan Fei was a child, she ate less than other human children."

"Hmm~ The amount of food I eat is the same as before! But I definitely eat less than that kid, but I heard that kid doesn't have to worry about obesity at all? I'm really envious."

Ganyu threw down this sentence and almost buried her head in the plant. The hunger and shame surging in her stomach drove her to throw it more thoroughly. She opened her mouth and bit the remaining half of the plant.

"Ganyu, it looks like you didn't eat well again."

"Three meals a day is too troublesome. There is a lot of work to do, and there is also the risk of obesity. I must try to reduce my nutritional intake." Ganyu clenched her fists. After controlling her food intake for thousands of years, she had a barely firm mind to lose weight.

Although she had reached the edge of the cliff and would fall to the bottom of the cliff if she moved a little, she was always able to retreat safely at the critical moment and successfully suppress her active thoughts again.

Grandma Ping said helplessly: "You just happened to be growing up, so you became fat. Now you are an adult, you don't need to worry."

"Master Liuyun always says that."

Muttering something in a low voice, Gan Yu shook her head firmly, "I am no longer a child. I will never get fat again. Ah Ping, don't help Zhenjun to deceive me."

"You are worrying too much... How could Guyun Pavilion explode for no reason?"

"No~"

Looking out from the Royal Viewing Terrace at the highest point of Liyue Harbor, a fire the size of a grain of rice was captured by two non-human immortals.

"Is Alice back from Inazuma? Ping, I have to go back to dispatch the Qianyan Army. I'll leave first."

Ganyu stood up hurriedly and ran towards Yuehai Pavilion. Before leaving, she did not forget to pick up the potted plant with only the roots left.

She originally placed it in the office to purify the air and beautify the environment, but unfortunately there were always times when she would hold it in her arms in a daze after get off work, and her mouth would always try to break free from control.

The bonsai had escaped many times and should have been able to hold on for a while, but it happened to encounter Ganyu's rare and short period of self-abandonment.

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The attendant god Sakurasai considers himself to be mostly merciful.

Although these fools always claimed that they were robots that did not need reality, had strong bodies and could work 24 hours a day without rest, his conscience as a human being still made him give each person a bowl of porridge every day during the first half of the voyage.

He originally wanted to give them more, but he was not a human being. It was a miracle that human conscience existed. The monster's conscience wanted to act up, but there was no place for them to catch mice in the endless ocean.

After counting, in order to give the Fatui better treatment, the attendant god Yingzhai reluctantly waved the fox fairy's conscience and changed the daily bowl of porridge to half a bowl, successfully making the Fatui feel that his human conscience was too conscientious.

Alechino had no feeling at all about the exploitation of her subordinates by the God-servant Sakurasai. The Fatui, who had been planted with spiritual seeds and were under control, were too unstable as she said, and were destined to become consumables.

The resources sponsored by Inazuma are the most important. She can save a lot of development time, which means she can send warm greetings to her dear "father" more quickly.

"The Hearth House" is a whole, and everyone should make efforts to maintain this whole. Now it is "Father's" turn. His death will make this whole more perfect. This is the price that must be paid!

So when faced with the exploitation of the samurai Sakurasai, Arlecino simply stood aside and watched.

"Come on, I think you elite among the Fatui will be able to escape perfectly."

The samurai Sakurasai took a match in his hand, lit the extra-long fuse on the ground, and said with a smile: "Even if you can't escape, it doesn't matter if you die. You are still valuable even if you die."

Standing there quietly watching the fuse burn, the samurai Sakurasai waved his hand to release his control over the Fatui, watching them scramble to jump out of the ship, and poked Arecino beside him.

"It's time for breakfast."

Perhaps it was because half a bowl of porridge could not meet the needs of the human body, and the Fatui who could cook could not even lift an iron pot. Before the servant god Sakurasai tried to oppress everyone on the ship with dark food, Alechino took on the task.

At least we can't let the consumables die of food poisoning and be sunk into the sea before they have paid the benefits they deserve, right?

"I'm not interested."

"Aa ...

The attendant Yingzhai resolutely rolled on the ground, crying loudly: "Besides, you didn't even leave me a lifeboat, and then you want me to swim to Liyue Harbor. Aren't you bullying me by relying on your age?"

"It's you who doesn't want it."

Glancing down with disdain, Alechino said nothing more indifferently.

When they first met, the cunning and madness displayed by the samurai Sakurasai was even shorter than that of Xia Chan. After achieving his goal, he revealed his true nature without even having to hide it too much.

This fox is so annoying.

"Alechino rises, the "servant" dies!"

"Put your exposed belly back in. It's impossible!"