Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"What a loss, what a loss!"

The Hilichurls are magical. Even among all kinds of strange monsters, the existence of this monster is the most impossible to ignore. It seems that except for getting old, they have no way to die completely.

When a person dies due to external factors, he will be revived from the earth veins and use the power of the earth veins to construct a brand new body, which is not the body he used when he died last time.

It is based on this principle that Alice is able to solve the food problem of the entire Hilichurls factory. As long as the useless bodies of the Hilichurls who died suddenly are processed, the problem of the factory owner having to suffer losses by providing food for the Hilichurls can be solved.

In fact, the truly puzzling issue regarding the Hillichul people is not the revival of the earth veins, but their sudden surge in numbers 500 years ago.

As if it was just a short sleep, the Hilichurls suddenly appeared all over the earth.

This question has troubled many scholars and now it also troubles the samurai Sakusai.

"My intuition tells me that the secret behind this must be related to the revival of the Hillichurls in the earth veins. As long as we know this secret, building the First Fatui Factory in Teyvat will no longer be a dream!!"

Filled with an entrepreneurial spirit, the samurai god Sakurasai wagged his two furry tails and pulled the people around him to tell them about his great factory owner plan.

"First, use Factory No. 1 to accumulate wealth, management experience and pumping techniques. After that, I can continue to build Factory No. 2 and Factory No. 3. After I have factories all over Teyvat, I can start to expand the factory's business."

"Only by doing this can I avoid losing money."

Holding a group of controlled April Fools in his hands, the Samurai God Sakusai felt so heartbroken when he thought that they could not create material wealth except spiritual wealth. The loss was imminent.

The energy consumed in casting Bai Chen's spells is also a resource!

“I just can’t do it!”

"..."

People who are good at calculating are most afraid of meeting unpredictable people, especially the most illogical ones, who have strange ideas.

If a person wants to trick another person into walking to another street, a normal person's logical thinking can still predict and lead him, but an unpredictable guy is likely to run back to the starting point for a naive reason.

That's the case now.

Looking at the servant god Sakurasai rolling on the ground and crying, Vinate suddenly felt that he was not just talking, but really felt that he had lost money. Maybe in his heart he even felt that he had lost a lot.

"Wow--!"

A thunderous roar interrupted the wailing of the servant Yingzai. He just lay on the deck, stretched out his hand to tug at the hem of Vinate's pants, and said confidently, "Hurry up and cook for me."

"I have no reason to cook for you."

The attendant god Yingsai said nothing, still holding up his trouser legs and looking up with tears in his eyes.

Vinate squatted down and asked, "Aren't you afraid that I will put drugs in your food?"

"Of course it's because I'm fearless."

The attendant Yingsai moved his body to avoid Vinate who was blocking his view. "With my current crude magical attainments, there is really no way to control you. The thoughtful general left me a safety measure before he left."

"General, I feel like I have been conquered." The servant god Yingsai rolled on the deck, and his snow-white fur was covered with dust.

"I don't think it's a bad thing. Why didn't you consider my decision to die with you? You are too one-sided. Not everyone is afraid of death, and not everyone likes to be threatened."

Grabbing the tail that was swaying as it rolled over, she pulled the attendant Yingsai over. Her sharp nails pressed against his face, as if to scratch his skin as a warning. Vinate said in a gentle voice, "The world outside is far more cruel than you think. Children should stay at home by the fireplace, not become firewood."

"It's this look, I'm too familiar with it. Look, the ambition hidden in your eyes makes your whole body burn with fire, wanting to burn everything you want to burn. Since you want to drag Inazuma into this and muddy the waters, don't even think about letting Inazuma get off the boat again."

The warm touch slid down his face, his keen sense of smell captured the smell of blood on his body, the dog that briefly appeared in his mouth disappeared again, the samurai Sakurasai met the gaze from above, and his monster bloodline was boiling.

"My dear, why do you want to let your eyes meet mine? The heart that can be easily penetrated is right in front of me. What fox demon can resist the temptation of peeping? The emotions in your heart are wonderful, and your thoughts are even more exciting."

"I have noticed that you are dissatisfied with your "father". You want to overthrow the rule of the "servants" and become the new "servant"! So you need your own confidants. You let these idiots take away Yefi Sheznevich's achievements. Look, the idiots are very dissatisfied!"

The samurai god Sakurasai laughed mockingly, his face flushed with excitement and restless blood.

This is a more exciting prank, far from a minor one.

Instead of avoiding the sight in fear, Vinate moved closer to the fox's gaze. The smile on her lips was filled with gentle sweetness, but hidden in it was the sting of a poisonous bee.

"So, how are you going to invest in me? Leave these idiots to me? I admit that the children they do have to train are more valuable, but they are far less stable than those children."

"Do you want me to kneel down and beg you to get rid of those idiots? Honey, you have to cooperate. Since you have confirmed your willingness to cooperate, why not be straightforward? We can talk openly. Maybe we can turn around and go to the hot springs now."

"Perhaps when the hot spring water wraps you up and makes your pores feel comfortable, and we face each other without any defense, you will understand the convenience of open conversation. Of course, I have another way."

The samurai Sakurasai held Vinate's hand that was pinching his face and slowly moved it down, letting her fingers run across his fragile neck, feeling every breath in his trachea.

"The pleasure stimulated by death is more refreshing than hot springs, right? Look, this is my unreserved trust in you! Then, please tell me, are you willing to accept Inazuma's investment under the watchful eyes of the General, realize your promising future, and become our partner in the Fatui, my dear, Alechino Schetznevna."

"If cooperating with you can bring me greater benefits, why not do it?"

The clear sky was suddenly torn apart by purple thunder, and the loud thunder echoed in the Inazuma Sea.

"Dear, do you see my support?"

"The power of the gods is so great that mortals are intimidated." Alechino exclaimed.

"So you understand?"

"What benefits can be compared to a country's investment? I will certainly not violate it."

The attendant god Yingzai said gloomily: "I think you are pretending to know something. There is more than just thunder echoing in this sea! I am hungry. Even if you don't want to cook, you can send a chef."

"..."

"You let the chef go fishing."

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What happened today was mostly magical. As an excellent intelligence organization, "House of Hearth" had some experience in training spies, but Alecino had never learned how to conjure food out of thin air in the empty sea.

At least fruits and vegetables cannot be conjured up.

"Your appetite is too big."

"My partner, no, we should be closer friends... So my friend, do you have any opinion on my appetite?"

After swallowing the roasted goose leg, the attendant Yingzhai waved his hand nonchalantly, "If it doesn't work, just throw a few of these idiots down to reduce the consumption of food. They are just useless consumables anyway."

“It’s really cruel.”

"How does that compare to your Hearth House?"

"You haven't overthrown my dear "father" yet. It's too early for you to call him that, my kind partner."

"Look, under a bigger halo, people always think that other halos are too small. No matter whether it is good or evil, they don't even have the qualifications to set off."

The attendant god Sakurasai turned his head and said, "So how many idiots among you think that you don't need to eat? Hmm, quite a lot. Alechino, these fools who don't need to consume food are Juezan's subordinates."