Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Because the kind-hearted Tartaglia agreed to help dig a tunnel to the outside world, the problem of not being able to get out on the day of the invitation ceremony was solved. The servants Yingsai and Ying left with peace of mind to do their own things.

The ceremony of inviting the immortals requires attention, and Zhongli's funeral also requires attention.

"For me, the funeral I held for my friend could be conducted without any custom, even without people crying, but it couldn't be too cheap, because that wouldn't reflect my friend's status."

"I ordered the most expensive funeral supplies from the Hall of the Dead. There is no need to worry about that. What is really worrying is the paper money and wreaths used in the funeral. These are too cheap and there is no store selling them at a high price."

"So why did this happen?"

"Of course it's because of Wangsheng Hall! As an organization that has monopolized funerals for a thousand years, all those funeral shops out there are Wangsheng Hall's shops. They take care of funerals and the funeral tools used in ceremonies. This is the value of the thousand-year-old organization!"

"Over the years, their prices haven't increased at all, which is a good thing, but it's not a good thing for me. Only expensive things can highlight the status of my friend. How can I show his noble status if I don't spend enough Mora?"

"So I thought hard...Finally, I came up with a good idea. Why not treat those funeral shops as factories? Ask people to buy in large quantities there, and I buy from these buyers and resell the goods. Wouldn't that make them more expensive?"

"Now I've found you!"

"What's wrong with this gangster?"

Lying behind the counter in the funeral shop, fiddling with the abacus on the table, Walnut blinked his plum blossom eyes in confusion as he watched these hooligans who usually tested the bottom line of the law come here one after another to buy paper money and wreaths.

"Zhongli, do you think they had a large-scale fight last night? That doesn't make sense. If that happened, how could the General Affairs Department let them wander around?"

Zhongli, who looked pale and frail, sat on a chair, covered his mouth and coughed twice, and said, "It is also possible that someone worthy of their respect has passed away, and they came to buy paper money in order to mourn him."

"I've never received such an order before... Miss, you've got some information back!"

The employees in the store were dealing with the endless stream of thugs. Walnut, who was leaning his head to look outside, suddenly had his eyes lit up. He pressed half of his body on the counter, waving his right hand quickly and continuously, urging Noboru to come in quickly.

She pulled the insignificant arm and asked with great interest, "Have you found out what happened?"

"Two tourists from other places claimed that they were willing to buy a large amount from scalpers in order to give their friends the most expensive funeral. They didn't believe it at first, but they believed it after trying it twice."

"So now they all come here to buy paper money and wreaths with their own money, and then go back to their usual gathering places to sell them again. They can make a lot of money in one trip, which can be considered as free Mora."

Miss Insignificant whispered, "I didn't see the specific appearance of the two passengers, but I saw that they both had golden hair."

"What's the point? Even Liyue can occasionally give birth to a child with golden hair... Zhongli, why don't we go take a look? I really want to know where this idiot with so much money and nowhere to spend it comes from."

Before Zhongli could respond to Hu Tao's proposal, the gangster who was buying the wreath from the clerk became restless and agitated, fearing that the two idiots would ruin the deal.

Unfortunately, before they could raise any louder protests, the store clerk stretched out two heavy arms and patted them on the shoulders.

Do you really think Wangshengtang is an ordinary funeral organization?

The gangsters are much easier to deal with than those resentful ghosts and spirits.

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"stare--"

"stare--"

After taking a bite of the popsicle that the guy in front of him really gave voluntarily, the traveler with his legs folded together raised his toes, raised his arm and poked the guy next to him, and asked in a low voice: "Are you an acquaintance?"

"Uncle-in-law."

The ice cubes crunched in his mouth, and his eyes were dim.

She hoped that the boy’s aunt was one of the people she met yesterday. Otherwise, it would be heartbreaking for her to watch her companion gain another confidante!

The boy with light blue hair couldn't help himself after all, and asked curiously: "What are you doing here today? Didn't your aunt come with you? Xingqiu hasn't been bullying recently, you don't have to stare at him like that."

"Really?" Yingzhai, the attendant god with the same hair color as the traveler, didn't quite believe it, and planned to use dice to decide whether Xingqiu bullied Chongyun.

He moved his feet to protect Chongyun's back and touched his arm.

Needless to say, I got goosebumps.

"It's true. I've been stationed in the wild recently, but I haven't found any demons or evil spirits. As always, I don't know when I can see one with my own eyes."

"Tsk~ What a pity! I was thinking of teaching him a lesson on He He's behalf."

With a sigh of regret, he stopped the traveler from throwing the stick into his tail, and the god of valor Yingsai said meaningfully: "But just because you got lucky this time doesn't mean you'll get lucky next time. What are you doing here?"

"People two streets away said there were two idiots here who were buying a lot of paper money and spending money that shouldn't be spent. It's very likely that they were possessed by a demon. Last time, an elder in my family encountered a demon who possessed a friend and made him eat shit in order to make the friend fulfill a bet he made before his death."

Chongyun blinked and said, "My uncle-in-law must like ghosts like this, but this ghost has been sent to the Hall of the Dead by the elders in the family. Now they should have sent it to where ghosts should go, right?"

Ying asked curiously: "Are monsters considered demons and evil spirits?"

“Only those who do evil will be counted.”

"But for things like ghosts, generally speaking, even if they haven't done anything evil, they will be captured and sent to the Hall of the Reborn for processing. After all, they need to go to their proper destination, but no one except the people in the Hall of the Reborn knows where that destination is."

"By the way, you haven't answered what I'm doing here, uncle."

The attendant god Yingzhai said confidently: "What else can I do? Of course I'll just have some fun~ Hehe, most of the gangsters have already taken out all their assets, Ying! Now is the time to pack up and leave."

"Also, don't call me directly when we walk on the street later. Be more tactful. Ying and I are still detained in the General Affairs Department. We ran away secretly. If Qing knew about it... Sigh~"

With a light sigh, considering that there were two young men in front of him who should not be wasted, the attendant god Sakurasai took out two bundles of paper money and put them in their arms while putting away the tables and chairs.

"Help me get it, and you help me get it too."

Another free laborer came over, and the attendant god Yingzai took a bundle of paper money and gave it to him.

"Where is he?" asked the Rosalin, whose clothes were still stained with dust. "You know who I'm talking about."

"That's not right. We were able to get here so quickly because of the dragon's help. How could you get here so quickly?... I remember that Ningguang said yesterday that someone used the power of the Ice God. Could it be you?"

"Where is the person I'm looking for?"

"He's sleeping in the General Affairs Department's prison. If you want to find him, you'll have to see if you have the ability to break in. Do you need me to provide you with a little spiritual help? I'll help you regain your former confidence and pride."

“…I’m not that stupid.”

It is the most foolish behavior to underestimate the power of a country. Even the seemingly weak Xumi has a foundation like Lannaro.

Although their background has no direct connection with official agencies, even the latter does not know the former.

If any random executive officer could break into the General Affairs Department and rob the prison, then would the Fatui need to set up all kinds of conspiracies? They could just let the executive officer lead the army to intimidate.

"What a shame. By the way! Ajax is still in that cell. Perhaps you can use the excuse of visiting him."

"Why is he in there?"

"He probably wanted to talk to me about something, but he forgot what he wanted to talk to me about after a quick chat this morning. He promised to dig a tunnel for me, and I don't know if the spoon in his hand is broken after such a long time."

The attendant Yingzhai asked, "Ying, didn't the store we passed by earlier sell wooden ear spoons?"