Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"It's a strange ceiling, but the binding method is somewhat familiar."

He opened his eyes in a daze, and the unfamiliar ceiling did not arouse Tartaglia's vigilance, but the familiar ropes tied around his body made him sound alarm bells.

If the Eye of God and the Evil Eye had not disappeared again, he would have broken free and left the gift box the moment he woke up.

"I heard the coolie's voice after he woke up."

"I don't care about whether it's hard labor or not. I just think the reward you are going to offer him is too generous. How can you use two treasures worth thousands of gold as a reward?"

"You have no right to point fingers. Don't forget that you attacked me last night. I was not conscious at all at that time. Besides, you took the blanket yourself. What's wrong with being blown up by a bomb?

"You are such a narrow-minded person. I really want to hang you up and spank you..."

"You already spanked me this morning, and I'm not a narrow-minded person. Yesterday you praised me for being kind-hearted!"

"I didn't spank you, that's your own hand having its own mind, you can't stop your own hand from having its own life."

Familiar and unfamiliar voices were clamoring outside, and Tartaglia yawned.

"...To be honest, why don't we just sell these two things to an auction house? Even though you have money, you can't squander it like this."

The noisy voice suddenly changed the topic. As soon as Tartaglia heard it, he knew it was his Eye of God and Evil Eye. Only these two things were worth a fortune. Apart from these, he had no other treasures on him.

"You have no right to discipline me."

"Then you should give me the right to discipline you. It doesn't matter what you do. I don't mind being your sister. After all, I am a few years younger than you."

"Being my sister is my bottom line. Don't pretend to be so pitiful. I'm not the kind of fox who is tempted by beauty, unless you are the one who is tempted by beauty."

"Even a sister who is only one minute younger than you is not okay?"

"Ah--"

It was a rather sarcastic smile. Tartaglia was very familiar with this smile. Every time after a defeat, the white-haired fox would put on such a smile and then take a few bad photos of him to auction.

"...Becoming a sister who is only one second older than you is my last bottom line, but this is only temporary. For an old guy like you who is already over ten years old, you can only act young during this period of time."

"it is good."

With a straightforward agreement, the gift box that blocked the outside world was finally opened. Bright sight shone in from the window. Tartaglia couldn't help but blink and met the apologetic gaze.

"What's with that apologetic look in your eyes? It's not the first time that you've sold my God's Eye and Evil Eye. Why do you suddenly feel guilty this time?... You are definitely not the fox I know!"

Tartaglia looked wary.

Ying frowned and slapped the attendant Yingzhai hard:

"How can you sell these two things? Let's not talk about the evil eye for now. The Eye of God carries the wishes of the owner. Wishes are more precious than money. Selling them casually is a waste of treasures!"

"Ajax, I'm so sorry."

The fox's ears drooped weakly, and the tail behind it stopped wagging. The god-servant Sakurasai, with a look of desolation between his eyebrows, did not dare to meet Tartaglia's gaze. He slightly tilted his head and sighed:

"My sister, who is only one second older than me, taught me a lesson, that is, you must never ruin a person's precious wish. I apologize to you for my past mistakes. I will return your God's Eye and Evil Eye to you in the future."

"...I heard it clearly inside. The person next to you advocated auctioning these two off."

"Oh~ He wants to auction off not these two things, but two other more valuable things. And if your name is added, people who have a grudge against the Fatui will definitely be happy to buy them at a high price."

The attendant god Sakurasai's gaze shifted even further.

He consoled her, "But don't worry. I will invite the best pig castrator in Liyue. I heard that there is a centenarian who has been doing this for sixty years since he was a teenager. His skills have already reached perfection. He will definitely make sure you don't feel any pain."

"..."

Tartaglia noticed something was wrong.

The two beads they were discussing didn't seem to be what he thought.

Ying said solemnly: "Don't think too badly of me. Since you are a friend of my younger brother who is one second younger than me, then you are my friend. I am the best to my friends. I am doing this for your own good."

"I've heard from my brother about your ideals. You want to become the strongest step by step. You crave battles and are a true martial arts fanatic. I understand your ideals. I've met people like you before."

"So I understand that for people like you, two things that get in the way will only block your path to becoming stronger. They will distract you and are things that shouldn't just exist on you."

"In order to help you, and also to help myself, I have come up with a win-win solution, which will not only allow you to remove your own obstacles, but also allow me to get the funds for my travel."

The traveler sighed sadly, "I have to say, raising a running dog is really a waste of Mora. Maybe I should treat her as emergency food from the beginning. That way, I only need to make sure she has enough meat and don't need to worry about whether she eats well or not."

"You are so shameless that you cannot be trained in the life span of an ordinary human. You are older than him by more than a second, more than one or two years, and more than ten years. You are definitely an old man who is over a hundred years old."

Starting to try to break free from the ropes on his hands, Tartaglia looked at the samurai Sakurasai: "Aren't you afraid that you won't have an explanation to Alechino? I think she at least has a little friendship with us colleagues. She is very close to Rosaline."

"But I am more important in her heart." The attendant god Yingsai made a "yeah" gesture.

"She is very important to you, isn't she? I don't think you would want to see Alechino feel even a little bit sad because of what happened to her colleague."

"Thank you for giving me the opportunity to comfort Alecino. Maybe I can use this opportunity to coax her into showing a rare tender look. I also like the strong Alecino, but I have to make some changes occasionally. The most feared thing about love is calmness."

"…Tell me what I can do for you. I don't mind doing a little favor for a friend. I'm happy to help."

The samurai Sakurasai was still impenetrable, so Tartaglia could only give in once again: "You know me, I will never refuse a request you make."

"Use a spoon to dig a tunnel leading to the outside world. I might be imprisoned here for a long time, and I don't want to miss the ceremony of inviting the immortals."

"Do you want me to be locked up for a few years? This will damage..."

"I've had some new ideas about cooking recently. Would you mind helping me taste it?"

"Can you give me an extra spoon? One may not be enough, and it is easy to break. In fact, it would be better if you gave me a shovel. It would be faster and more convenient to dig."

When one person wants to lift the roof, there will always be many people who disagree, but when that person proposes to lift the foundation, many people will agree to lift the roof.

"I'll give you a few more."

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"Hey~ buddy, are you digging a dungeon?"

Someone leaned out of the cell window and watched Tartaglia knocking on the floor with a soup spoon. He smiled and said, "You can't do that. You should pry the floor open first. It will take forever to knock the floor apart with a soup spoon."

"My friend outside, don't you think it's inappropriate for you to be leaning against the window right now?"

"What's inappropriate?"

The man turned to look at the girl beside him and said, "We don't have any idea of ​​reporting this to the General Affairs Department, right?"

"Of course not. How could someone as innocent and kind as you and me have such bad thoughts? This person has a very dirty mind, otherwise how could he have such bad thoughts?"

The girl pulled the sleeve of the person next to her: "Let's not play with him. Be careful that his bad intentions will infect us two. This is not good. We want to be good friends for life. Bad intentions can easily destroy our friendship."

"Okay, I'll listen to my sister. Those in there can't be friends of friends. Now you're not my friend anymore. I don't want to play with someone like you who is full of bad intentions."

"…My two friends outside, don't you think that the person who was supposed to be in the same cell with me has suddenly disappeared?"

"Your friend disappeared and you can go find him yourself!" the elder sister said viciously, "Don't think of leading me and my brother astray."

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