Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

The traveler never thought that one day he would actually come to such a place, and the nonsense he talked about on weekdays became true today.

only……

"Who are you?"

The guide beside him no longer had fox ears and a tail, and he lost some of his lively and playful temperament. He looked much more stable, and exuded a sense of reliability that said "leave it to me".

Tentatively, he rubbed it and looked around to confirm that the guy in front of him was still the fox he knew. Ying couldn't help but gasp: "I just put away the fox's tail and ears. Why do you look so strange?"

"A little secret. When you get in, remember to call me Siegfried Kaslana. Being too famous has its downsides. People in this gray area are most wary of people like me."

Pinching the human-shaped ear, the attendant god Yingzhai gnashed his teeth and said resentfully:

"It's all Alice's fault for coming here beforehand and trying to root them out completely. Otherwise, why would I need to disguise myself? Humph~ I should just walk in openly to see if they're open for business."

Grabbing Zhongli's wrist to prevent him from turning around and running away, Wendy laughed:

"Don't think too highly of yourself. Even without the Alice incident, they wouldn't dare to do business with you. After all, they are afraid that they will be surrounded by the General Affairs Department the moment they receive you."

"How could I do something like this just because I wanted to play a game like the General Affairs Bureau's Big Forced Capture? Stop spitting blood at me here, let's go in and see what fun this place has to offer."

Wendy's excessive suspicion made the servant god Yingsai quite sad, and his friendliness stagnated for a while. The white-haired fox frowned in grievance, but in order to take care of Zhongli's first gaming experience, he finally swallowed the grievance silently.

The attendant Yingsai silently changed the subject and said, "Is physical contact so addictive that they can't stop?"

He grabbed a passerby, patted him on the shoulder, and asked with a smile: "Brother, do you know what fun things are here? I heard that this place will have a ranking. I'm new here, why don't you tell me about it?"

"A full man does not know the hunger of a hungry beautiful girl."

Ying said this with dissatisfaction, looking at the passers-by who were unlucky enough to be caught by the samurai Yingzhai.

He was a wealthy businessman, dressed in silk, satin, jewels, and accessories and clothes that all showed his generosity. He had a slightly protruding belly, and his chubby face squeezed his eyes into a slit. He smiled in a very kind manner, like a non-threatening pet pig.

The traveler thought that this guy looked strange because some of her radars were activated.

"Oh my, brother, you asked the right person."

It was indeed difficult for others to recognize the samurai Sakurasai without his fox tail and ears. The rich businessman did not realize at all that the guy in front of him was extremely dangerous and might very likely destroy his entertainment venue.

The rich businessman turned the jade ring on his finger and said with a smile:

"The Yu Lou Fang here is well-known in our circle. Its taste is as mellow as the songs of the tea pickers in Qiaoying Village, which makes people linger. However, it is not advisable to drink too much. After all, the real good things here belong to those girls."

"Wow, brother, you look familiar with this place. Let's go in and have some fun together. I'll cover your expenses this time. I'm going to spend a lot of money today so that my good friend can have fun to his heart's content."

With a generous wave of his hand, the attendant Yingzhai turned his head and looked at the traveler: "You are the most eager among all the people here, don't worry, I will pick a beautiful girl for you this time, no matter how much money you spend."

Anyway, this place will be closed down soon, so Mora, who is taking the order now, won’t be paid a penny until the end.

"That's what you said!"

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"I might as well stay in the Hall of the Dead with Paimon and do food tasting for Kurumi."

There was no ambiguous atmosphere, nor any flattering laughter. The room was decorated in a simple and elegant style, with blue and white as the main colors. There were not many decorations. The most eye-catching thing was the jewel-inlaid sword hanging on the wall, the screen embroidered with mountains and rivers, and a porcelain embellished with blue and white.

A beautiful girl with delicate makeup sat in front of him and played the zither for him. Ying lay on the table half dead, and asked unwillingly: "Is your dress really that tight?"

"Guest, we have both elegant and vulgar styles here, and I am the one who plays elegant style. Your friend has ordered the highest standard of service for you, so naturally I have to wear the best clothes to serve you."

The girl chuckled and replied, "I bought a piece of fine colorful cloth and sewed it myself. It looks elegant and refined, and many customers appreciate it. How could the customers not appreciate it?"

The paying customer did order a very high standard of service, but he also made a few extra requests, which was just to be perfunctory.

The one who spends money is the boss.

Besides, it's really great that you can get Mora by doing it casually.

"Well...it's not a question of whether I appreciate it or not."

The traveler gulped down the drink in the glass and sighed sadly. He looked at the tung burner on the table that was emitting incense and suddenly became interested: "I'll go outside and see what others are doing."

"Goodbye, guest." The girl stood up and said goodbye slowly.

Coming to the corridor outside, Ying looked around and first came to the room on the right. She stretched out her hand and gently pushed the door open a crack. The situation inside the room was as chaotic as expected.

The drunk Tevarin was sleeping soundly under the table. Wendy drank and cried while hugging Zhongli. She didn't notice that her tears mixed with the wine. She just kept talking about how deep their friendship was.

The girl who came to accompany them was holding a book about the love story of Morax and Barbatos and reading it softly. It was obvious that this was Wendy's idea.

The traveler suspected that if Zhongli was not running out of time and his body and soul did not support him to take action, he would have buried Wendy in the ground by now.

"Wendy, don't just cry and hug me. Don't forget the purpose of coming here this time." Ying reminded her kindly, quickly closed the door and left in a hurry. This time she came to the room of the attendant god Yingzai.

When she pushed open the door and looked inside, she didn't see anyone in the room at first. She shook her head back and forth and looked around for a long time. Finally, Ying noticed the bed with the curtains drawn. There were some clothes scattered next to the bed.

The head tilted back involuntarily, and the traveler's eyes widened in surprise.

No way, Azhai, are you serious?

Today, after checking to make sure no one was paying attention here, Ying slowly pushed the gap in the door a little wider and crawled in.

Slowly lifting her feet and taking off her boots, revealing the beautiful girl's bare feet as smooth as warm jade, the traveler tiptoed slowly towards the bed. On the way, she did not forget to observe the clothes scattered on the ground. She felt that they looked familiar, like the passers-by she met at the door.

For both men and women?

Ying gasped again.

This seems very likely. Judging from the fact that the god of sakurasai was able to become a girl without any psychological barriers, he doesn't seem to care about gender...

“Hahahaha – I’m going to tell Jean and Eula about your carefree life… This is definitely not a girl from this place, right?”

He rushed forward to draw open the curtain, and a sharp and cold sword was on his neck. Just a little force could easily cut a bloody wound. The arrogant smile was forced back by the coldness of the sword, and Ying shrank his neck.

No wonder my radar was activated when I met this passerby at the door. It turned out that this was a beautiful girl disguised as a wealthy businessman.

She glanced at the attendant Yingsai who had a delicate crossbow pointed at his neck and said, "Don't tell me this is something you like to play. I don't think your interests are that broad."

"But I must state one thing, this strange girl, isn't your treatment of me a little bit bad? Why are you pressing your buttocks against the belly of this idiot fox?"

Ying said angrily: "Although I don't know what you want to do, we are both being held hostage. Since the idiot fox and I are in the same situation, we should receive the same treatment!"

The traveler leaned forward and gently patted the samurai Yingzhai on the shoulder: "Move aside, I want to lie side by side with you, and let this girl press me together."

The beautiful girls looked at each other coldly, pulled the trigger on their crossbows, and the sharp crossbow arrows shot straight out.