Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Proficient in all martial arts, as the name suggests, means proficient in many martial arts.

"How could I have known that Sister Ganyu was so proficient in grappling? At that moment, I thought that Ah Ren had possessed Sister Ganyu, otherwise why would she grab my arm and throw me off a tall building?"

Rubbing the blush on his forehead and casually placing the bluestone brick that he had broken aside, the attendant Yingzhai supported his chin with a dazed look on his face: "But as soon as Ah Nin arrived in Liyue, she couldn't wait to find Yan Fei. Is she really in trouble, or is she still worried..."

"Forget it, forget about it! The most important thing now is Zhongli's funeral. Forget about holding a ceremony to send off the immortal. I have even used the beauty trap, but Sister Ganyu is still confused and refuses to give in."

The attendant god Yingsai sighed slowly, his eyes full of melancholy and worry.

Zhongli raised his eyes slightly, unable to stop being surprised.

Isn’t it enough that you kidnapped one of Liu Yun’s disciples?

"Secretary Ganyu is a half-immortal Qilin who is thousands of years old. How could she succumb to a mere honey trap? Besides, it's unclear whether your plan will work or not." Hu Tao was also a little melancholy. "I was thinking of sending Zhongli away in a grand manner. Only the Immortal Ceremony can satisfy my request."

"It's definitely effective. Sister Ganyu and I have already talked about married life, but she has some opinions about me being in charge of the kitchen. In fact, if I cook seriously, I can still make delicious food!"

The attendant god Yingzhai said seriously: "Traveler, don't disbelieve me, take back your contemptuous gaze! As long as I control my own elemental power when cooking, there will be no accidents with the food."

As a close friend who is on the same cooking path, Walnut corrected her:

"You're wrong. Cooking not only requires controlling elemental forces, but also controlling your brain. You have to tell yourself that you must follow the steps in the recipe instead of adding some weird things to the recipe on a whim."

The little ghost that was often put into the food while floating in the Hall of the Dead nodded in agreement.

Walnuts are often cooked by the tail and stuffed into the food. Cooking them in the same pot with ghosts, even the best ingredients can't stand being wasted like this! It's no wonder that others say there's a taste of death.

"That makes sense. Compared to wasting food, it's more cost-effective to hire a nanny... By the way, I have to thank Mr. Zhongli!"

The attendant god Yingzhai suddenly raised his voice, excitedly grasped Zhongli's hand, and shook it up and down in gratitude:

"In fact, I have liked Sister Ganyu for a long time, but I have never had the courage to express my feelings. If it weren't for Mr. Zhongli who noticed my feelings and constantly encouraged me, I would probably have been timid all the time."

Things were getting bad... Zhongli had already noticed the suspicious look from Wendy behind him. As one of the four old guys present, Wendy was more emotionally delicate than the other two.

Perhaps he had sensed the genuine laughter bubbling beneath the forced cheerfulness of the samurai Sakurasai.

"You don't know, I am a natural-born monster. From the moment I was born, I had a mature will. As soon as I landed, I could open my eyes and explore the surroundings."

"It was because of this strange sight that my fox parents regarded me as an alien and drove me away out of fear... It can be said that I didn't even feel a moment of family affection, and began a life of aimless wandering."

Touching the corner of his eye with his fingertips, the attendant god Yingsai smiled and said, "After that, I wandered for a while and was picked up by the disguised Yae Godson and raised. At that time, I was very innocent, just a little naughty, and ignorant, and was easily deceived."

"Yae-sama told me at the time that the general was a very bad god who had a grudge against her. After being influenced by this day after day, I had the idea of ​​challenging the general. On a rainy night, I packed my bags and set off for the castle tower."

Paimon looked at it in disbelief, he really couldn't imagine what the white-haired fox looked like when it was innocent.

"I have a deep impression of that night, because it was on that night that I received the Eye of God..."

"You still have the Eye of God?" Ying observed him from head to toe. "Why haven't I seen you wearing it?"

"Because the Eye of God is not with me, although it is said that the Eye of God will eventually return to its owner, I have many ways to suppress this function. I was annoyed before, so I suppressed the function of the Eye of God."

"Then one day, I don't know where it was thrown away... Maybe it was in Xumi's house, or maybe it was in Fontaine's house, or maybe I threw it into the "Heatstone House" as a toy, or maybe it was collected by Xinhai..."

Waving his hand nonchalantly, the God of Samurai Sakusai continued:

"That night, I realized something. Although it is said that the Eye of God is an external magical organ, it cannot be cooked and eaten like an organ."

"That's true. No matter how you cook it, the Eye of God won't become soft." Hu Tao, who once accidentally threw Zhongli's Eye of God into the pot, nodded in appreciation.

"Because the Eye of God cannot be eaten, and the dry food I brought was not enough to sustain me to the castle tower, within a few days, I was so hungry that my legs were weak. At that time, I realized another truth - Tengu is so easy to deceive!"

Ying interrupted again: "Aren't you telling me why you like Ganyu?"

"Oh~ So this is what you wanted to hear. I'm sorry, but there's no reason to like someone."

With deep thoughts in his eyes, the attendant Yingzhai said: "But I think most people present here cannot understand the meaning of this sentence, except for the traveler who likes every one he meets."

Ying glanced at Hu Tao's shriveled chest calmly and said coldly: "I will sue you for defamation. I don't like everyone I see."

Although I don't have any big requirements in this regard, it's really hard to like such small requirements.

"Zhongli, you don't understand this either, right?" The attendant Yingzhai turned around and asked, "You don't even know why you like someone without a reason, otherwise you wouldn't be single at such an old age, this is a very bad thing!"

The vixen's true colors were revealed... Zhongli took a sip of hot tea indifferently.

"How can a person leave this world without experiencing love? I decided to take you to see the world. And for you humans, blood inheritance is very important, right? Even we monsters are not immune to this."

This time, the attendant Yingzhai looked at Hu Tao and said, "Wouldn't Liyue's funeral still need filial sons and grandsons who would smash pots? Zhongli has no sons or nephews, so I'm afraid we, who are not related by blood, will have to take on the responsibility."

"This won't work. I'm afraid that Zhongli will be bullied by other guys who have filial sons and grandsons after he goes to the earth veins. So we must take advantage of Zhongli's life and let him create a filial son and grandson!"

"That's right!" Wendy, who felt more and more that something was wrong, was the first to jump out and agree.

"It's hard to survive in the ghost world. Those who don't have anyone to burn paper for them will be despised by those who do. Those who don't have filial sons and grandsons will be bullied by those who do. Zhongli is my good friend, and I absolutely cannot accept my good friend being bullied!"

"……what?"

Tevarin was puzzled.

Is there such a rule in the ghost world?

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"Ha~ So you came to me to ask about that place?"

The red powder and tea were stirred together by the spoon, and the tea washed away the spicy pain as it passed through the throat. Ye Lan observed the serious expression of the white-haired fox in front of him, and took out a piece of information with a strange expression.

"The General Affairs Department has been cracking down on these places recently. There are always a few foreign tourists who are restless when they come here, and they get into trouble when they are restless. Now there are not many left."

"If you had come later, I might not have been able to do anything about this, but you came at the perfect time. There is one that has just been discovered and the original plan was to capture him in the middle of the night. This leaves you with some time to create offspring for your friend."

"But I'll tell you in advance, if you get caught because of this, don't say that the information was given by me. I hope you have fun there."

"Thank you." The attendant Yingzhai thanked him earnestly, "Zhongli will thank you very much later. He is good at calligraphy, you can ask him to write a plaque."

"Don't be so anxious to thank me. Someone just took a piece of information from me not long ago. I don't know whether it is a blessing or a curse this time."

With her lips slightly rosy, Ye Lan smiled and said, "If you really want to thank me, why not exchange some information with me."

"This is the information about Inazuma. I just got it from A. It must be fresh!"

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