Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

What does a decayed soul smell like?

This is equivalent to putting a sea fish into the stomach of a bird, using a special preservation method, burying it in the ground to ferment for 49 days in the hottest summer, digging it out and soaking it in the soy milk that only gourmets in Liyue would taste, then putting it in a cow stomach hot pot and boiling it for two hours, and then eating it with a kind of stinky cheese from Fontaine.

The smell is refreshing and extremely lethal, able to scare away people at least a hundred meters away.

"vomit--"

Taking out the fine tea leaves that Zhongli had purchased on weekdays, Hu Tao looked with interest at the attendant Yingzhai who was holding a flower pot and vomiting liquid lightning continuously. She shook her head in amazement and said:

"I've never seen anyone vomit out elemental energy before. This is unusual among immortals and monsters, right? ... Maybe this is a rather strange disease!"

Walnut was not cursing the attendant god Sakurasai, but mainly because the latter had a very special temperament. From what Walnut observed, she felt that he was very much like the old man who had booked a coffin at the Wangsei-do.

——Be free and easy, knowing that you have a place to belong.

Taking small sips of the freshly brewed hot tea, Paimon's eyes lit up with the refreshing smell. Hearing Kurumi's question, Paimon suddenly woke up: "Come to think of it, Yingsai seems to have never had any physiological needs related to this aspect. No matter how much he eats, there is no need to worry."

The traveler's lackey said enviously, "That's great."

"There's thunder and lightning in my stomach, it's normal not to have this kind of need!" Ying gulped down the hot tea in a hurry, looked at Zhongli carefully, and then glanced at Wendy who was a little unhappy.

The relationship between these two people is quite good, as it can make the heartless Wendy so sad.

"Old man." The tea tasted bland in her mouth. Wendy said seriously, "You have been harping on the fact that I forged the contract, haven't you? Let's find a place today when we have time. I will let you vent your anger."

"Don't walk away so easily. We still have a lot of problems to solve. Are you really going to let go of this world so easily? I won't let them handle everything... I won't do that."

Looking down at the tea leaves that Hu Walnut had poured directly into the hot water, Zhongli, who looked exhausted, said helplessly, "How can I still have the energy to argue with you about this? I am lucky to be alive today. You are a little younger than me, so relax and don't get sick because of this."

"Hey~ Isn't this a very common process of birth, aging, illness and death? Don't be so stern. We will all die one day too. If we encounter a seriously ill patient, Bai Zhu might die before Zhongli."

The snake's tail tapped on the table, and Changsheng yawned lazily: "This is something you have to get used to sooner or later. Look at how calm Hu Tao is now. He has trained so well, no wonder he is the head of the Wangsheng Hall."

Changsheng lived up to her name. As an old white snake, she had seen countless separations and deaths, and had seen off one line of pharmacist descendants with whom she had signed a contract.

Changsheng advised: "Look at it more openly. Zhongli only has a few days left. You can't just keep a sad face when dealing with him, right? That won't be good for anyone. Did the young fox who's still vomiting over there hear that?"

"It would be good for everyone if we spent the rest of our lives happily. We should eat everything we have never eaten, play everything we have never played, and enjoy everything we have never enjoyed. This is the serious thing we should do now!"

“…You don’t have to tell me!”

He walked over quickly, grabbed Changsheng and wiped the lightning from the corner of his mouth. The stench of the decayed soul lingered faintly in his nose. The fox tail shook low. The attendant Yingzhai snorted coldly: "I have made so many short-lived friends, I have been prepared for it."

"Pfft~ I've only met them once, but you call me your friend." Changsheng sneered as he shook his tail in dissatisfaction, "I hope you're not preparing for them based on their standards, and don't suddenly commit suicide."

"You are defeated. It is not your turn to interrupt here."

"You arrogant idiot, don't cry or make a fuss. I won't comfort you!"

The fox and the snake glared at each other disapprovingly, and then turned their eyes away. The former looked at Walnut and asked, "Does your Wangsheng Hall have coffins made of amber? I've learned about the funerals that your Wangsheng Hall prepared for its internal employees. To be honest, they're not very grand."

"In fact, we can use fine jade, but it is not as hard as amber. Large-scale night stones that can be used to make coffins are a bit rare. There is definitely none on the market now. Maybe I should go look through Ningguang's warehouse."

"The coffins used in the Wangsheng Hall are all wooden. There is no precedent for using stone coffins. Moreover, the funerals prepared by the Wangsheng Hall for its own employees are very grand. Even the seven stars who passed away in previous years used this type of coffin. You... one, two, three..."

The white-haired fox waved his hand, and the empty space on the table was immediately filled with membership badges produced by Wangsheng Hall. Walnut, who was about to argue, suddenly stopped and lowered his head to count the badges.

"Twenty-one. After my learning restaurant launched the membership program, I sold a total of twenty-two membership badges. You have twenty-one of them? Could it be that you are the one who bought all my membership badges?!"

Hu Tao gritted her teeth secretly. At that time, she thought that this sales plan was quite popular among the people of Liyue. Otherwise, how could she explain the fact that 21 signs were sold in one day? This gave her a great boost of confidence. On the second day, she prepared twice as many signs as on the first day, but in the end, she only sold one sign after working until midnight.

Or it was an elderly man who was dying and knew that he didn’t have much time left, so he bought it a day in advance to enjoy the discount!

"They are not me, but they are all my people." Turning a Mora in his hand, the attendant Yingzhai said calmly: "Money can make the gods turn the mill... Zhongli's funeral must be handed over to me, and the specifications must be raised."

“Bring out the best service from your Hall of Rebirth!”

"I've already told you there's no better service! The next step is the Immortal Sending Ceremony, which is a funeral ceremony for the immortals. It's watched by everyone, and the Seven Stars mourn. Even the Hall of the Dead cannot hold it privately without notifying the Seven Stars of Liyue."

"Well... let's do this. If there are any problems with the Liyue Seven Stars, they can come to me. I want to see what Ningguang and Aqing can do to me."

Zhongli's gaze shifted over, and the attendant Yingzhai temporarily changed his words and said viciously: "I can do what the Wangsheng Hall can do, and I can still do what the Wangsheng Hall can't do. Don't compare me with you!"

"Okay, then let's go find the Liyue Seven Stars now. I want to see if you have the ability to do it."

The white-haired fox came to him eagerly. He would be sad if he didn't accept such a good gift, so Walnut immediately slammed the table, took the hat that was placed aside and put it on his head, grabbed the fox's tail and hurried out the door.

The attendant god Yingsai raised his chin proudly: "When you get there, just look at me. Then you can learn well and watch carefully, and understand the gap between you and me."

"...Bai Shu, take me to watch the fun. The Seven Stars of Liyue will definitely not agree so easily. I want to see what method this arrogant man will use." The immortal snake quickly slipped to Bai Shu's neck, raised its tail, and urged him.

"Then I'll take my leave first. Mr. Zhongli, are you free to meet at Bubulu in the evening?"

"Mr. Bai Shu sincerely invites me, how can Zhongli not accept it?"

Unable to bear Changsheng's urging, and also because he was a little curious, Bai Zhu had no choice but to rush out with his medicine box.

The Hall of Rebirth, which was still quite lively, suddenly became quiet.

"Morax..."

Ying was silent for a while, and suddenly asked sullenly: "Are you going to enjoy something you have never enjoyed before?"

Zhongli was slightly stunned, then nodded and said, "Of course it is so. Time is short, so of course I have to experience the scenery I have never seen before."

The traveler said quickly: "Are you married?"

Wendy covered her mouth and coughed twice, and Tevalin fell to the ground.

The teacup held tightly in his hand trembled slightly, and Zhongli's eyebrows twitched slightly.

"……Yes."

"Then can you take me with you when you go to see that kind of scenery? Ahem~ It's not that I particularly want to see it, but as an honorary knight, I have a natural attitude of combating such evil acts."

Ying said righteously: "I want to tell them that good cannot prevail over evil."

“…I have no such plan.”

"How boring. Then can you tell me why my brother became like that?"

"I'm sorry, I have signed a contract with someone else and cannot tell you about it."