Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

After a long effort, the soul of the samurai god Sakurasai was finally captured by the power of the traveler's Paimon missile.

When they rushed back, they also caught two other souls who ran away from home, and met the prayer priest who was in charge of the treatment in the medical room.

Ying came over like a treasure-stealing weasel that saw gold coins, held up the hands of the prayer priest, and asked compassionately: "What on earth made a girl like you shed tears? Please tell me, and I will arrest the criminal on my reputation as an honorary knight."

"No, it's nothing."

After the souls of Wendy and Tevarin floated away, Barbara felt more and more that something was wrong. She mentioned that her spirit was depressed because her faith was on the verge of being shattered, and forced herself not to notice that Jiuqi Shinobu installed the three non-human souls back.

A water ring with musical notes and songs appeared to comfort the three people. Barbara forced a smile and said, "Nice to meet you, traveler. I am Barbara from the West Wind Church. Nice to meet you..."

"Woah woah -"

Loud crying interrupted Barbara's self-introduction. The soul and body were matched, and the three people started running again, hugging their heads together, as if the switch of their tear glands was turned on, and transparent tears dripped down.

Wendy cried, "The old man is not a joker at all. He can joke with us, but he will never take the initiative to joke, let alone something as serious as life and death..."

Morax is dying!

Tevarin pulled up his sleeve and wiped his tears: "Ruotu is gone, Husaigong is gone, Lanaro has moved to who knows where, and there are fewer and fewer familiar people. Is it finally the old man's turn now?"

Morax is really going to die!

The attendant god Yingsai looked dazed: "I am not ready to accept the wear and tear! This kind of thing should at least be put off for decades. Can't he live a few more decades just because he can't accept it in front of me?"

Morax must be dead!

"Ah Ren, pack your luggage and leave for Liyue immediately. Ke Lai will stay here for now. I brought her out to seek shelter. I have a year's worth of medicine, so you don't have to worry about her disease for now."

After crying for a while, the attendant Yingzhai reluctantly stood up and said apologetically:

“Barbara, it seems that I can’t stay and play with you this time. An elder in Liyue is about to die. I hope I can make it in time this time... Zhongli was so patient to play with me, if I can’t even see him for the last time..."

"Although the old man doesn't have the patience to play with me, I don't want to miss the last time I see him. There are not many people of the same generation. Traveler, you should have come with us. He was supposed to be your next target, but unfortunately, things are unpredictable."

The traveler, who was originally immersed in this sad atmosphere, suddenly froze.

"what?"

I've already thought about what I'm going to say at the Honorary Knighthood Ceremony, and you tell me that my next target is dying and I need to get there right away? So I'm going to miss this opportunity to seduce an innocent girl?

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The atmosphere in Wangsheng Hall has not been very good recently.

As an organization that handles both good and bad in Liyue, they usually receive countless deaths and make final arrangements for countless deceased people. They complete the task beautifully every time, allowing the client to feel at ease.

It can be said that in the Hall of the Dead, everything is missing except death and corpses, no matter if it is death from outside...

Or is it the death that is born from within.

"Mr. Baishu, is Mr. Zhongli's illness really incurable? This shouldn't be the case. You see, Zhongli was climbing a mountain not long ago. He was panting heavily on such a high mountain, faster than me. How could he suddenly get sick?"

Holding the tail of the milky white imp, facing the upcoming second death inside the Hall of Rebirth after her grandfather, Walnut, who was always weird in the past, could only force a smile.

She danced with joy and said, "He was so healthy and looked like he might live longer than me. How come he suddenly became ill? And it was a serious illness that has no cure."

Seeing that Master Hutao, who usually opposed him, now respectfully addressed him as "Mr.", Bai Zhu sighed and shook his head: "Mr. Zhongli's illness is very strange. I have read all the medical books and even consulted several other famous doctors, but I have not found a way to treat it."

"His illness... rather than being an illness, it's better to say that his body has reached the limit of its activity. It is even more difficult to function than a dead person who is about to die. Master Hu, you should know that even I can't cure every disease."

"To put it simply, Zhongli's physical body is about to expire. Unless he changes into a new body, his death is unstoppable." With his bright red tongue sticking out, Changsheng slid to Hu Tao's ear and bewitched him:

"We can't help you with this matter, but there is someone who can help. He will replace Zhongli's body so that his soul can find a home again and continue to serve as a guest of the Wangsheng Hall. Do you need me to introduce him to you? You only need to pay a small price~"

“People in the Hall of the Dead will never reject the arrival of death.”

His face was slightly pale. Zhongli filled Baizhu's cup with tea and said with a smile, "When I was young, I accidentally got some immortal fate, which allowed me to stay young and live longer. It is my great fortune that my appearance has not changed at the age of 131."

Don’t blame me, Master Hu.

Keqing’s idea is very good. Liyue, which is under the protection of gods, will never grow up. I must see if they have the ability to be independent and whether the conflicts between humans and immortals can be resolved.

This is a test...

Zhongli was a little sad.

If it weren't for the fact that the attendant god Sakurasai, who he met for the first time, had guessed his identity based on his unreasonable intuition and strange ideas, he would not have arranged the death of the guest official of the Wangsheng Hall at this time.

This was clearly an identity that he was quite satisfied with. He could at least hold on for a few more decades. In the end, giving the elderly Walnut a victory that had outlasted him would be the most satisfying ending to his death...

It has been decided that after the test, all memories related to this incident will be sealed.

"...So you're this old, Zhongli? You're old enough to be my grandfather's grandfather. I thought you were in your thirties at most. You've lived for so long, it's time for you to be buried."

"Bang bang bang-"

There was a knock on the tightly closed door of the Wangsheng Hall. Hu Tao patted his cheeks and shouted at the top of his voice: "The Wangsheng Hall is closed during the day. If you have any commissions, please get a sign from Miss Bubushi and hang it up..."

"boom--"

This time it wasn't a knock on the door.

Hu Tao, who was in a bad mood, looked at the door that was kicked open, took out the ancestral Homa staff, and snorted: "This is the first time I have seen someone who dares to come to Wangsheng Hall and act wildly. I want to see what you have to challenge the Wangsheng Hall's black and white all-conquering gold content!"

Zhongli kindly reminded: "Master Hu, we are not gangsters."

"But we are in the underworld! There is no organization in Teyvat that dares to be more involved in the underworld than us."

Walnut stood up angrily. Three people were tangled together and rolled towards him. There was also a blonde girl standing behind and watching, carrying the insignificant lady tied up with ropes. There was also a strange little creature flying.

"Okay, let's form a team and come challenge me. Don't worry, I won't bury you in a mass grave at least. Having a mass grave in Liyue is disrespectful to us!"

She knocked on it quickly with her eyes and hands.

Holding Wendy's head, he stepped forward, ignoring the loud voice, and the samurai Sakurasai struggled to stand up and straighten his back.

"Wendy, what the hell, why did you rush in? You made us all fall into a ball. Zhongli! Let me see, you are not really going to die, are you? How is this possible? You will definitely live longer than me!"

"it was all your fault."

Tevarin also stood up and walked past the bewildered Walnut. "Old man, you're not really going to die, are you? Wendy hasn't even left yet, why are you so anxious?"

"Do you know Zhongli?" Hu Tao hid the Staff of Homa behind him, estimated the height of Venti who was lying on the ground, and wondered if there was a coffin of his size in the warehouse, so she turned around and asked.

"Yingzhai and I are good friends. I am lucky enough to consider myself his elder. These two are my companions whom I met when I traveled to Mondstadt more than 20 years ago. They were also the ones who gained immortal fate with me back then."

"Servant of the God Yingzhai? You are really lucky, guest official, this is a follower of the God!" Hu Tao muttered, "Do you know those two outside? Miss Not Worth a Thing has fallen into their hands."