Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"Dear Paimon, are you willing to be my lackey?"

Paimon's small body does contain tremendous energy.

After eating a whole piece of tender roasted ribs, her mouth was filled with the sweet gravy, and she took a bite of the crispy and sweet apple, Ying immediately made a decision that she would never regret in her life.

——Invite Paimon to join your traveling team.

There's probably no one else in all of Teyvat who can smell the scent of wild boar and apple from three miles away, right?

As if sensing what Ying was thinking, Wendy praised Paimon:

"Paimon is indeed amazing. Even those top owners of the Eye of the Wind God do not have such a skill. Perhaps even my sponsor, who once tracked the breath of an evil dragon several miles away in a storm, cannot compare to him."

Ying, who would never regret it for the rest of her life, said regretfully, "I'm sorry, someone better has appeared, but don't worry, you are still my temporary team member. When we get to Mondstadt, I will find you a wealthy family."

As expected, she is the fox girl who is going to support me. Her ability is really amazing. I like it!

"Wait, Traveler, you regret it too quickly!"

Raising his little face that was greasy and shiny, Paimon no longer cared about gnawing on the big pork leg in his arms. He complained indignantly, "When Paimon brought you here to find food, you said a lot of good things about me, saying that Paimon was an indispensable companion. But what do you mean by this now?"

"Paimon gave his heart to you and hoped to be close to you, but you played tricks on him? It's no wonder that your brother abandoned you, a bad guy like you." On the way here, little Paimon had cleverly found out the origin of the silly traveler.

Ying smiled gently: "It's okay, we can just beat her up after we find her. A brother who abandons his lovely sister deserves to be pushed off a mountain. But how could a gentle and beautiful girl like me really do that?"

“At most, your legs will be broken and you’ll be thrown on the bed. This isn’t even a fatal injury. My brother is very tough and won’t even cry out in pain.” The blonde girl’s face was filled with pride in her brother.

"Anyway, no matter how tough your brother is, Traveler, Paimon will not let you, Traveler, abandon Paimon. We agreed to be lifelong travel companions, so we must be together for life, not even for a day less!"

It's rare to find a guy who has some weird behavior but is honest and simple. Paimon is unwilling to let go no matter what. It's rare to find someone like him who is willing to bear the huge food expenses.

"That was just my ignorant words when I was young and frivolous." Ying's face was a little embarrassed. "And you have to know, Paimon, to put it nicely, I'm a traveler, to put it bluntly, I'm a wanderer."

"I have no job, no savings, and no property in Teyvat. I can only rely on my own two legs to go out. When I fight, I only have a bladeless sword I picked up. It's still unsharpened. It's the worst of the worst."

"How can I support you? I need someone to support me now."

If it weren't for Paimon's magical powers, Ying would just be a beautiful young girl in her youth who was crying for food. She would probably have to look for the traces of the hillbillies and politely ask them to share some food with her.

"Traveler, you can become an adventurer, just don't look for... don't look for that guy."

"What is that girl? Paimon, remember this, she's a beautiful fox girl who is rich, pretty, and kind enough to support other people. I've been pushing this girl since I was born 17 years ago."

"But he has more than just you as his mistress! There's also this Wendy next to him..."

The blonde girl said in a serious tone, "What does it matter? What's wrong with a vixen being a little philandering? There are loyal vixens in this world, and there are naturally philandering vixens."

"Let me make it clear in advance that my feelings have not been played with. He just appreciates my talent." The sound of the wind echoing in her ears seemed to have changed. After a simple defense for the attendant god Yingsai, Wendy took out a shovel from her pocket and started digging the ground.

"But he has never heard my poems or songs, or even met me, just because of my reputation."

"Having money and good looks is not a big deal?"

Holding her pounding heart, Ying's sincere feelings became even more profound, more mellow than those carefully brewed wines. Her voice became hoarse:

"I will promote the fox girl for the rest of my life. Does she have a fan base? If she does, I will join it and climb up step by step to become the boss. If not, I will create something and let the stupid humans who cannot understand the charm of the fox girl know what they have missed in their short lives."

Ah~ Being able to meet a fox girl like this in this world must be the blessing for all the good deeds I have done in my life, right?

"But...but..."

Stamping his feet, Paimon gritted his teeth and said, "Traveler, do you know how bad the reputation of the fox girl you mentioned is internationally? You made up a love story about the God of Wind and the God of Rock..."

Ying admired and said: "She is talented, knowledgeable, and talented. She accounts for eight out of ten literary talents in the world. It turns out that the idol I singled out is also a great writer."

"Playing with other people's emotions at will..."

Ying said with emotion: "She is very thoughtful and can perceive other people's emotions and comfort them. Living with such a person, even if you feel a little bit sad, you can be comforted. The fox girl is very gentle."

"I always like to study strange things, and then randomly find people to experiment on..."

Ying clapped her hands and smiled, "It turns out that the girl I singled out is actually a great inventor. I really hope to see the products she develops. She must have a lot of inspiration, right? Otherwise, how could she come up with so many things? It will definitely not be boring to be with her."

“I like to collect and create other people’s dark history…”

Ying's eyes lit up: "She actually has the same hobby as me. No wonder I pushed her even before I knew her name. It turns out that we were destined to meet."

"Paimon, do you know? The attendant god Yingsai not only learned the martial arts of the gods, but also inherited the cooking skills of the gods. No one can resist the food he cooks, and no one will refuse it after taking the first bite."

Putting the shovel covered with mud back into her pocket and taking out a sack to wrap herself up, Wendy told a meaningful truth and then asked, "Please bury me. If anyone asks me, don't tell him I'm here."

"She can fight and cook, and can go to the battlefield and go to the kitchen. She is simply a born good wife and mother. There is no reason for a fox girl to refuse such a man." Kicking the mud into the hole casually, Ying observed Paimeng who was a little moved.

She sighed and said, "But my lifelong companion doesn't like her, so I have no choice but to reject her... Is there any way to earn Mora here?"

"Why reject such a good wife and mother? Traveler, please invite the fox girl to our team. From now on, she will cook and Paimon will find the ingredients. Don't worry, just leave such responsibilities to your lackeys!"

Cooking skills that are related to gods can't be simple no matter how you think about it, right?

"No, now that the excitement has passed, think carefully, it seems that the fox girl is lacking in everything."

"There are no flaws. The fox girl is a great writer and scientist. She is also thoughtful and can comfort people. She cooks delicious food. She is rich, talented, and troublesome. When she encounters danger, she can also use the martial arts of a god. She is simply a natural Paimon keeper."

Flying forward, hugging the traveler's arm and shaking it left and right, Paimon smiled ingratiatingly: "Don't mind what Paimon said before. That was because Paimon was confused and believed the rumors of others."

"So, traveler, when we find the guy who spread this rumor, we must beat him up and seek justice for the fox girl."

"it is good!"

Ying held Paimon's hand and said, "You and I must work together to protect the best fox girl in the world and make sure those evil people can never hurt the fox girl for the rest of their lives."

"Yes, a lifetime." Paimon nodded seriously.

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"Cole, do you feel a sudden heaviness on both shoulders?"

Walking on the sunny grassland, taking a bite of the cream ice cream in his hand, the god of valor Sakurasai moved his shoulders and said suspiciously: "Has something changed in Teyvat? It feels hard to walk for no reason."

"Is there?" Cole jumped with his feet together. "Nothing has changed, right?"