Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"Maybe I don't have any talent for fishing, or maybe I've already used up the novice protection period in this world, or maybe this is just how it is in this world, fish live on the shore, and people swim in the sea."

The fishing rod that was cast out hooked out two humans, one big and one small… Probably, the blonde girl who caught everything except the fish kicked the rocks and seaweed around her, her eyes looking silly but with ill intentions.

She stroked her chin, and with her amazing wisdom, she suddenly realized, "That must be the case. Otherwise, how can we explain that one person is big and the other is small? These are the big fish and the small fish in this world."

She took out some dry firewood to fuel the campfire that was simply keeping the flames burning, pulled out the sword she found in the treasure chest, and her eyes wandered back and forth between the two people. The blonde girl aimed at the slightly larger one and stabbed it decisively with the tip of the sword.

"and many more!"

The green-clothed young man, who was pretending to be dead, quickly grabbed the white-haired little man beside him and blocked him in front of him, shouting: "If you want to eat, eat her first. I have lived too long, and my meat is old and not tasty!"

The young man swore, "I saw her swallow the fish that was supposed to be caught at the bottom of the sea. If you don't believe me, feel her belly. Is it bulging?"

“These are all your achievements!”

"You are pretending to be dead." The blonde girl snorted coldly, "Tell me where there is food here. Those damn human-like things dared to move secretly in the middle of the night and made me miss breakfast."

The locals in this world are so rude. If I hadn't been unable to catch any fish, would I have gone to steal your food? I just had to live my life like that!

A polite stranger came to your world, and as the host you not only failed to entertain the guest properly, but you were unwilling to even provide a little food?

"How do you know I'm pretending to be dead?" The young man in green clothes avoided the question.

"The little guy in your hand has his clothes soaked, but your clothes are clean... Stop trying to change the subject, or I'll throw you on the fire."

If I can’t find any more food, I’ll have to eat tree bark. The blonde girl cried silently in her heart. She didn’t want to be so cruel.

"Let me introduce myself. My name is Wendy, and I'm the best bard in Mondstadt."

After a brief pause, the free bard introduced himself solemnly: "Currently, the work of the bard is quite outstanding. Every poem I sing has received a good response. I get paid daily... To be honest, I am the one being kept."

The blonde girl understood that the guy in front of her was a pure gigolo who was supported by others. He was powerless and naturally had no experience in living in the wild.

Wendy's eyes were filled with tears: "The competition among bards is getting more and more fierce. My price is very cheap, even a sip of wine is fine, but the bartenders in the tavern will refuse to give me drinks because of my age."

"So they gave you money?"

"Ah~"

Wendy shook her head and sighed, "I can't buy any alcohol, and I have no interest in Mora. Just when I was feeling uneasy, a thousand-foot-long light like holy light fell down. Are you interested in learning about the vixen who supports me?"

Seeing that she couldn't get any information from Wendy about the source of the food, the blonde girl took the white-haired figurine and looked it over to find evidence that it was not edible for humans and asked casually:

"Lolita? Girl? Mature woman? Mature woman? I refuse to get to know anyone who looks over 40. I am very specific. I only like young people or those who look young."

"He's a cute boy."

"Oh~ Not interested." Glancing at Wendy meaningfully, the blonde girl began to look at the white-haired man's teeth intently, thinking about the possibility of using a blunt sword to sharpen his teeth and disguise himself as a vampire.

Wendy smiled mysteriously, "He has a fortune of millions, and the industries he has invested in cover the entire Teyvat except for the Winter Solstice. The amount of Mora he receives as dividends every year is a huge amount. Even in Liyue, where there are many wealthy businessmen, he can be among the top."

"What's the use of having money?"

"He is the chief priest of Inazuma Narukami Taisha Shrine. In Inazuma, he even has the power to suppress Narukami in theory. In addition, he is also on good terms with the gods of the other three countries. He can meet the gods that ordinary people cannot easily see every day."

"...Gu~ My pride does not allow me to agree immediately. Please give me three days to think about it." The blonde girl paused while pinching the white-haired man. She was quite tempted, but she was a little reserved.

"He can use magic to turn himself into a girl, and he doesn't mind being a girl. He only cares about interesting things. As long as he grasps the key points, anyone can convince him with great confidence."

"Hello, Senior Wendy, my name is Ying, and I am a lively and lovely 17-year-old girl who is in the best years of my youth." The blonde girl said rather reservedly, "Please introduce that fox-eared beauty... to me."

Be reserved, you must be reserved.

Let the people of this world see what a polite foreigner looks like.

Wendy rejected the idea, "Not a beautiful boy. The fox demons in Inazuma grow very fast. The Qilin next door is still a girl even though she is thousands of years old. They can grow to the appearance of young men in just a few dozen or a hundred years."

Whenever Ganyu is mentioned, Wendy can't help but feel envious when thinking of Tevarin who is currently chasing him.

If it were normal, it would be fine, but after waking up, Feng told him that the Inazuma vixen, who was supposed to be the most unruly, actually had an outlier, and had to undertake a lot of work in the castle tower at a young age.

I hope that the free life in the past 11 years has made him not like working. - Wendy's sincere inner prayer.

Don't blame me, Baalzebub. One follower who loves to work is enough.

Ying already had experience: "Then can she change?"

"This can also be changed. A fox spirit with great magical power can even control its own body to age backwards."

"Then please help me introduce her to someone else, Senior Wendy. I will definitely treat that fox girl well."

Holding Wendy's hand and shaking it vigorously, Ying spoke out her true thoughts without reservation. She lowered her head and was about to continue looking for evidence that the white-haired man was not a human, but found that she had already opened her eyes.

"Hello... I'm Paimon..."

The trembling greeting echoed in her ears. The girl's face turned cold and she casually threw it back: "It looks like a human, but it's a pity that it can speak human language. I have no desire to eat such an unknown creature."

"Senior Wendy, let's go. I think the food here must have been consumed, so we can't find it. It's time to move to another place." Ying smiled gently, "I can't wait to see the fox loli, fox girl, fox lady, and fox young woman."

"Hey - don't leave Paimon behind like that!"

Paimon spun twice in the air before remembering that he could fly. He circled in front of Ying and said indignantly: "Paimon doesn't mind that you want to eat Paimon, but you can't just leave Paimon in the wild... Paimon can't get enough to eat in the wild..."

There was a star-like glow behind him, and Paimon approached with a puffed face: "Are you interested in adopting Paimon?"

"No."

Ying refused decisively: "I can't even feed myself, and I'm not interested in raising a guy who looks useless. Please politely move aside, or I'll just have to let you be polite."

"Perhaps you could consider Senior Wendy next to you. He is the most popular bard in Mondstadt and can definitely support you."

"Paimon heard everything. He is also being kept... Paimon is not a useless guy. Paimon can be your tour guide. Did you know that Paimon traveled all over Teyvat in search of food?"

"Humph--"

"The appearance of Teyvat is all in Paimon's mind."

Paimon crossed his arms proudly and said, "There is no better guide in Teyvat than Paimon."

The blonde girl remained calm and said, "I'm a native of Teyvat. I don't need anyone to guide me."

"…But your clothes are nothing like the local styles of Teyvat."

"Why don't we talk about your role other than being a guide? Let me make it clear in advance that I don't want to feed a spare food like you because I can't eat you at all. If you can become less human, I might consider it."

"Are you just trying to change the subject as if nothing happened?"

Ying said as a matter of course: "I'm not trying to change the subject. I was testing your IQ just now. Now it seems that your IQ is at least above the passing line, so I'm starting the next test."