Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"What to eat tonight?"

The samurai Yingzhai knew when to stop and did not continue to poke Lisa's heart. After all, he had to consider the psychological endurance of this aunt. He naturally changed the subject and asked a question that was quite serious for him.

The white-haired fox pursed his lips and said, "I'm not interested in eating humans. Inazuma's monsters don't have a tradition of eating humans."

Watching Diluk fighting with the Cooking Machine, Klips couldn't help but ask, "The more important thing now should be to save these two, right? Kaeya, Diluk..."

Shen He answered every question: "The master still has a few obsolete cooking machines, which can produce dishes stably, but the taste is not well controlled and it is easy to add too much seasoning. But it is fine to use them temporarily to make food to fill the stomach."

"He He, all the ingredients have been put into the cooking machine by Grandma Liu Yun. I only have some dragon meat left. However, this meat is too nutritious. Ordinary people will easily get nosebleeds if they eat too much. But even a small amount is not enough to fill you up."

Shen He blinked and said, "Then you can only eat some glass bags. Fox, I have some glass bags soaked in sugar and dried in the sun in my room. They taste sweet, but they don't seem to fill your stomach."

“I’m actually starving in the underworld of the immortal who made Aunt Ganyu fat…”

The attendant Yingzhai looked listless: "Don't even think about it! I'll be so hungry in the middle of the night that I'll hallucinate and think of Grandma Liuyun as prey, then pounce on her and bite her feathers!"

"Alas~ This is definitely not my original intention, but my body will instinctively do everything it can to fill the hungry stomach. This is a very normal phenomenon... It seems that I can only ask Grandma Liuyun to be more cautious and vigilant." The white-haired fox's eyes were dull, but the tail behind it was quietly curled up.

Looking down at the fox tail that seemed to be impatient, Master Liuyunjiefeng fanned it with his wing and scolded: "You evil creature, you really covet my feathers. Aren't the feathers I gave you enough to make a feather fan?"

If it weren't for the fact that the servant Yingzhai's words about feeding Ganyu fat had won Liuyun's favor, the immortal would have definitely poked his head with his beak.

"Oh, Grandma Liuyun, the feathers you gave me are from Master Lishui. I don't like feathers that are too dark in color. The feather fan won't look good if it's tied together like that. Light green feathers like Grandma Liuyun's are the best looking!"

He quickly made way for her and pushed Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun to sit down. He hugged her slender crane neck and rubbed it. The attendant god Yingzhai raised the tip of his tongue and pushed back the canine teeth growing on both sides of his mouth. He said coquettishly, "Is there anything wrong with liking the beautiful Grandma Liuyun? I just like beautiful superficial foxes!"

“Hmph~ You evil creature are no longer as cute as you were in childhood. Don’t think you can please me by acting like a spoiled child like this.” True Lord Liuyun Jiefeng raised his beak high.

"But Master, you said that as Yingzhai gets older, the Baichen Fox Fairy's beautiful appearance becomes more apparent. She is also willing to act like a spoiled child, which pleases you very much. She is much better than me and Senior Sister Ganyu." Shen He said inappropriately.

"If...if you and Ganyu weren't always so polite and wouldn't act like a spoiled child in front of your elders, why would this immortal like such a junior who is always annoying? It's okay for you, it's normal that you can't act like a spoiled child since you were sealed off from love since childhood, but how could Ganyu become like this when she grew up?"

After dealing with it in a somewhat panic, Master Liuyunjiefeng said dissatisfiedly:

"I still remember how she hid under my feathers and rubbed her chubby face against me. At that time, I thought this kind of intimacy could last for at least tens of millions of years."

"But what is the actual result? Ever since Ganyu made up her mind to lose weight, she is no longer as close to me as before. It's ok that she is not as cute as before, but why is she not as spoiled as before?"

Patting the head of the attendant god Yingzhai, Liuyun Zhenjun said with a little disdain: "If I could act like a spoiled child like this evil creature, I would definitely fly to Yuehai Pavilion with food and beverage every day."

"It's normal for Aunt Ganyu to be proud of herself when she grows up. After all, she is a child raised by you, Grandma Liuyun, so it's natural that she has learned some of your habits. At least in terms of being good..."

Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun said seriously: "Don't chat too much. Now is a good time to talk about business before dinner is ready."

"Master Liuyun, my two children?"

"Don't worry. After the last accident, I added recognition functions to all the cooking machines that came out later. They will stop cooking when they detect that the ingredients in the machine are not right."

The attendant god Yingzhai took out tea leaves and tea sets and quickly brewed a cup of the finest fragrant tea, which he handed respectfully to Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun, changing into a human form that was more convenient for drinking tea. Liuyun took the teacup with satisfaction.

She took a sip and said gracefully:

"I already know your intention. Yingzhai also gave me the gift you sent. It is a good item. I have a lot of spiritual herbs and medicines to replenish vitality. It would be okay to give you some."

"But you should know that the reason you can't move your body now is not just because of the loss of vitality in your body, but also because of the necrosis of your soul. This is the most fundamental reason why you can't move. The evil eye is more serious than I thought..."

The teacup fell on the table, and Liu Yun snorted coldly:

"Today, humans are getting more and more adept at creating evil objects. They even dare to touch the remnants of the demons. They will definitely touch deeper things next. Humans will never learn the lessons they should learn from history."

"There will always be scholars in Teyvat who are so arrogant that they think they can master any knowledge. Such people always emerge in an endless stream. The smarter they are, the more likely they are to be cursed. Even the demon gods cannot escape it."

After giving a meaningful look to Lisa, who lowered her head in guilt, Master Liuyun was unwilling to say too much about this and continued to talk about Cripps's condition:

"Replenishing vitality to your body is only effective temporarily. At most, it will not last more than a month. Your body will return to its inability to move again because your soul and flesh cannot merge."

"I am good at mechanical arts, and I am also proficient in other arts and martial arts. I do know a little about the immortal arts related to the soul, but most of them are used to bind souls into dreams. Fortunately, Yingzhai is willing to help you."

"The Baichen Fox Immortal is the best at playing with minds and souls. It is not uncommon for them to transform slave souls, which seems quite evil to me. The necrosis of your soul is easy to deal with, and the vitality in your body is also easy to replenish. You don't have to worry about your illness."

"That's right, we shouldn't be too good at it."

The attendant Yingsai nodded and said, "I heard that in the past when monsters were still thriving, some powerful fox monsters liked to draw the souls of their good friends from the earth veins to participate in the Night Parade of One Hundred Demons together."

"The earth veins are huge and complex. The souls of living things after death will merge into the earth veins. Baichen Fox Immortal has no means to pick out the one he wants from the complicated soul group."

True Lord Liuyun Jiefeng said in a calm voice: "But those fox demons are good at talking, only slightly worse than me, so they can turn every randomly picked soul into their friend."

"Wow~ Grandma Liuyun looks so familiar? That's amazing!"

"I have also been invited to participate in the Night Parade of One Hundred Demons several times, so I naturally have seen and heard some things. If you are interested, I don't mind telling you about it, but I have something important to say now."

Knowing what the important matter was that Master Liuyun Jiefeng was talking about, the attendant god Yingzhai said in a low voice: “Hmm…”

Caressing the white fox's ears lovingly, the crane sighed and explained, "This immortal has no pursuit for food, nor does he care for the mundane food of the world. It's just that I feel sorry for wasting the good ingredients brought by this child, and I can't bear to see this child hungry."

"There are no ingredients now..." Master Liuyun shook his head.

"I have a plan to appease his stomach."

The cooking machine does have the ability to identify whether the ingredients are normal. When it realized that an unusual ingredient was mixed in its body, it decisively chose to spit it out and then continued to chase Diluk.

Sliding towards the stone table, Kaiya spit out the raw food in his mouth with a bitter face: "There are still fish and lotus roots in the clear pond. It seems that I can only let them suffer now..."

"No, those are all fish that I raise for viewing. I usually rely on these fish to keep me entertained. Even Yingzhai wouldn't jump in and catch them."

True Lord Liuyun said worriedly, "As for the lotus roots, it's fine, but how many lotus roots can there be?"